You hear that sometimes pets can take on the personality of their owners, and we know, without a shadow of a doubt, that some people — maybe even a lot of people — are complete and total jerks. It doesn't take a huge leap of logic then to assume that some animals too can be jerks, provided that they're taken in by jerks and raised to see that jerk-like behavior is a way to get what they want.
But it's hard to imagine, isn't it? When we think of cute animals, we think of them snuggling up to us, purring in our laps or faithfully retrieving thrown sticks. And yet, here we are, about to dive into a collection of pictures and gifs of animals behaving not like furry little sweethearts but instead acting selfish, dismissive, and downright mean.
Check out these animals, all of which are adorable and cuddly, going into business for themselves and acting like wild, out-of-control, jerks.
Must be protesting something.Why is this cat just okay being here? Don't they know people are trying to get a seat on the subway? What a jerk.
Wait-- is that-- is that Winston's music?! He's looking for a sot at the title!
via: RedditAccording to the post's headline, Winston here loves the new foster kitty. It looks like this cat is looking to pin the other cat for the World Heavyweight Championship.
Normally, this is very cute, but not tonight, jerk.
via: RedditHead-bump loving cats are the WORST when they have the cone of shame! - Siyfion
"This is MY HOUSE."Yo, this cat is not taking any attitude from any dog, and they don't care how big they are or how much barking they threaten to do.
The rainbow roll is their favorite.
via: RedditThe headline read: Police Apprehend Penguins Who Keep Sneaking Into Sushi restaurant. - Calzel
Why does this cat take the boy's gymnastic abilities so personally?
"I just came back from an overnight shift at the hospital. I don't need this."
When you find what you love and refuse to give up, you never have to work a day in your life.No matter your opinion on cats, bananas, or bagels, you have to admire this guy's determination to bite the holy hell out of those bagels, no matter what obstacles get in your way. If you're afraid to ask that pay raise or send out your script, remember this cat and be inspired.
"Hey, whatcha doing?"
Such a sore winner.
Ohh, it's a metaphor.
How does he keep getting away with it?
via: RedditDidn't want the cat to splash my shorts when I was giving him a bath so I took them off. Found him in the bedroom after. - Birdy1072
When you find a seat you love and refuse to give it up, you never have to be uncomfortable a day in your life.
via: RedditShe has a whole farm where she can sit anywhere, yet she chooses to sit on the cat time and time again. - Lobbyse
You see an opportunity, you take it.
Who am I supposed to root for?
A lot of "let me speak to your manager" vibes here.
"This is my home now."
via: RedditWhat's even worse is, this owner could have saved so much money since the pet store was having a big sale on empty bags of plastic.
Maybe they're worried about their owner's cholesterol?
via: RedditFive beds and about 10 comfy chairs in this house. So where do you sit? ON THE F*CKING EGGS! - mastercheiftos
Hmm, there's something coming up for me here.
A brutal, unwarranted heel turn.
Sorry for helping, I guess?
via: RedditThe headline: Parrot Trapped On Roof Keeps Telling Fire Crew To "F*ck Off"
This guy is what we'd call a "camper."
via: RedditThat would explain why the birds don’t use this feeder. - iGenie
You shall know only fear.
via: RedditYou know at the end of every horror movie, when the killer is seemingly defeated, only to appear in the doorway for one last scare/ chase sequence? Yeah, that's this. That's this right here. And it's every bit as terrifying.
That move usually requires a reverse card.
via: Reddit"SORRY! Game is over, I demand pets." - Hayley_hayys