Adult Jokes About Disney Movies That Will Crack You Up | 22 Words

Disney movies will always have a special place in our hearts, but now that we're adults, some details from the Disney universe have taken on completely new meanings.

These Disney jokes are guaranteed to make you giggle!

This total fact

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"World history in one sentence" is right. Too true, too true.

This annoyance of puns

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That last person has had just about enough of the Peter Pan puns... Or should I say...Peter Puns?

This glimpse of the future

The look of total desperation. The frazzled nature of her hair. Yeah, it checks out.

This social media truth

Except I think I always look like the bottom picture. I haven't found my angle!!

This scarily accurate portrait

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Um, this still from The Proud Family predicted Beyoncé's future... An older girl, a set of twins, one girl, one boy... This is scary. The next one isn't scary, but it is true...

This universal experience

Raise your hand if you've felt this. Yeah, I thought so.

This relatable moment

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Heck yeah that's the truth! Being a woman...or an ocean mountain goddess...is hard.

This interesting discovery

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Adjectives seem to the be the way of Disney movie titles lately. They went from names or descriptors (Beauty and the Beast) to one adjective really suddenly.

This portrait of adulthood

Suddenly Cruella de Vil doesn't seem so evil anymore, huh? She's just trying her best. But no, she's evil. She wanted to make a coat out of puppies!

This hilarious mashup

As a fan of both Aladdin and Celine Dion's song from Titanic, this joke warms my heart. The next one shows us a Disney pattern we may not have been aware of...

This curious pattern

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I guess all you have to do to become a villain is to start calling all the people around you fools. Seems easy enough.

These honest movie titles

But like, seriously. These are way more accurate than their real titles.

This spooky parallel

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I smell a crossover... Shouldn't be too hard since Disney owns Marvel and also everything else.

This cruel in-store joke

Real talk: I've always loved the pile of stuffed animals in the Disney Store (which I think doesn't even exist anymore), and it was always my dream to get locked in the mall overnight and sleep in the stuffed animals. I wrote a story about it in fourth grade. It was called "Locked in the Mall." I was really creative.

This harsh reality

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What are we supposed to do?! I think the lesson here is: Always ignore old ladies. Just pretend you didn't even hear them. The next one is my actual favorite...

This perfect pun

Get it?! Because he doesn't get Belle! And he's dumb! And he dies a horrible death at the end of the movie! Ahhhhahahaha!

This unkept promise

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People talk a lot about how Disney movies set unrealistic expectations for girls for their relationships. Yeah... with woodland creatures. I thought mice and birds would come tidy up my apartment, but noooooope.

This illogical move

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Look, it's a cartoon. It doesn't have to make sense. She also fights a giant rainbow crab.

This bad parking job

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What, is the magic carpet drunk or something? Diamond-in-the-rough night?

This helpful translation

It's true. Don't tell me you haven't thought about this. Share this with the Disney-phile in your life!