What would you do if I told you that aliens are supposed to be landing on planet Earth today to start an all-out war? Well, according to self-proclaimed “time traveler” on TikTok, they will be invading at some point in the next twenty-four hours to start an intergalactic war with us, the weakest of all the possible species out there.
Aery Yormany, also known by their username, @aesthetictimewarper, posted a clip to the video-sharing platform explaining how this outlandish claim is bound to come true on August 11th, and the only thing that’s stopping me believing him is his friviloud use of generic space and water graphics.
“Yes, I am a real time traveler from the year 2714,” they wrote. “Something amazing happens on August 11, 2021.”
They continued: “There will be a very large meteor shower that lasts for 2 weeks, it will be seen in the Northern hemisphere, containing the Nozic Message. One of the meteors will seem different than all the others, that is because it is a ship landing on Earth, starting preparations for the first Nozic War.”
The clip was posted a few days ago and has already racked up a whopping 381.6 thousand views as well as over 13,000 likes. However, a lot of people questioned the credibility of the claim, stating that if they were a real time traveler from the year 2714, why would the first thing on the agenda be to create a TikTok account, but I guess clout-chasing is a disease that stems beyond just this universe, darlings.
“First thing I would do if I was a time traveler: Create a TikTok account,” commented one user, along with the eye-roll emoji.
Yormany replied to the comment saying: “I have been here since the end of 2020, this account was created at the beginning of June, I was studying what it was like to be here.”
I mean, you gotta give it to them, they’re really trying to sell this whole time traveling/alien invasion thing. It’s almost commendable… Almost. No? Okay.
In a follow-up video, @aesthetictimewarper also warned us of what’s yet to come in 2021.
From “a category 6 hurricane [hitting] South Carolina, causing many cities to be in ruins” to “8 humans [recieivng] powers from extreme energy of the Sun [as] they will be needed in the future,” Yormany really made notes before he came back to 2021. Things are looking pretty bleak for us right now, but thankfully, we’ve lived a few hours into the day and the only predictions of showers right now are rain showers, so maybe we’ll just ignore that video.
8/10 for imagination though.