In this world, there are beautiful things. The Mona Lisa. The Sistine Chapel. The Rocky Mountains. The Grand Canyon. Waterfalls. Glaciers. When dogs carry their own toys to the park in their mouths. Beauty is all around us.
But there are also things that are not beautiful. In fact, this world is full of some things that are not only not beautiful, but also very confusing. Because it turns out not everyone has the same taste. Which is good in some cases. We wouldn't want music to all sound the same or every painting to be on a girl with half a smile. Different tastes make life interesting.
But some people have really bad taste. Specifically these people in the below list. They may be good at making things, but not so good at making things that aren't terrible.
If you didn't think Crocs could get worse, boy, do I have a surprise for you!
via: RedditThey're spiked! And...attached to this person's pants? Why would someone do this? We can never know. But did they do a good job adding spikes to their Crocs? Yes, they did.
When you just can't wait thirty years for your van to achieve that natural, rusty, broken down look.
via: RedditIs this an anti-theft device? Because if so, it's working.
Nail technician: So, how would you like your nails? This person: You know when you wake up from a horrible nightmare and can't remember exactly what happened but have a lingering feeling of dread that won't go away? Nail technician: Yeah... This person: Make them look like that.
via: RedditThis just in: I hate this so much!
Fancy a nice, refreshing spaghetti pop?
via: RedditNothing beats frozen noodles dipped in icy marinara. Yum.
I'm honestly sorry I'm making you look at this next one, but if I had to see it, so do you.
via: RedditSorry! I'm sorry.
House Hunters Wishlist: Fireplace, large backyard, open concept living area, finished basement, and a kitchen made entirely of leather.
via: RedditIt's both practical and beautiful. And you can rearrange the cabinet doors into a lovely couch if company is coming over.
Or if a leather kitchen isn't fancy enough for you because you're not a peasant, maybe you'd prefer this look.
via: RedditWhy even cook if you don't have marble lions holding up your stove hood?
Ok, but why?
via: RedditDid the world need a chair made of recycled jeans? No. Did some craft enthusiast decide they were going to do it anyway? Apparently, yes.
When you don't want to actually hit anyone with your car but for some reason you want people to think you've hit someone with your car.
via: RedditDoes this person just really enjoy getting pulled over?
What kind of balloon animal do you want? A dog? A horse? An elaborate recreation of the crucifixion?
via: RedditChurch, but make it fun!
Who has the money for paint?
via: RedditThe application of this duct tape is actually very impressive. Look how smooth it is! If you love weird things people used instead of paint on their cars, you'll be very pleased with the rest of this list. Stuff gets weird.
It's not even a good firework?
This cake will give you nightmares.
via: RedditBasically the president of the uncanny valley right here.
Ok, this is kind of insanely cool?
via: RedditProbably unnecessary and kind of scary, but props to this artist.
via: RedditWhen you care about the environment but you're also a pirate and nobody can change that about you.
This tattoo is uncomfortable.
via: RedditI don't really know what else to say about the nipple eye tattoo. The nipple eye tattoo sort of speaks for itself.
Golf cart Mater will haunt your dreams.
via: RedditGood luck sleeping tonight!
A velvet Rolls Royce seems practical.
via: RedditCan you imagine cleaning bird poop off this?
What could be a better idea than this, a gun that looks like a child's toy?
via: RedditThis person has gone through four TVs playing Duck Hunt with this by accident already.
When you're rich, but you still remember your roots as an Oregon Trail pioneer.
via: RedditYou will definitely be able to ford the river with that thing.
Why is this dead deer hotter than me?
via: RedditHer lashes are on point.
Dead fish sandals!
via: RedditThe top of everyone's Christmas list!
This is quite a look.
via: RedditBut I am not an expert on Fashion.
This is not tasteful.
via: RedditYou know a ton of people drowned, right?
Why poop like a peasant?
via: RedditIt doesn't even look very comfortable.
What would make someone do this?
via: RedditI have a variety of questions.
When you already have every kind of earring there is.
via: RedditThe only thing left is ear earrings.
This cake is great for if you want to throw a party but don't want to share your cake.
via: RedditBecause who would eat this? Let's be honest, I still would. It's still cake.
Whoever built this did not think it through.
via: RedditThis is why you should always have a woman on your design team.
It's kind of cute?
via: RedditLike, in a terrible way? But still kind of cute.