Forget everything you thought you knew about final send-offs. Because if you think choosing a casket means settling for boring beige or high costs, then you’re missing out! From plush interiors to designs that will give you LIFE (not literally), these caskets will make your (or a loved one’s) grand exit unforgettable!
This Belmont veneer casket is your final chance to be a total diva! And the price will leave you breathless (but not like that!)
Let’s be honest, this casket is nicer than your first apartment, and the lease is infinitely longer. It’s crafted from premium hardwood for the simple reason that even in death, you’re better than particleboard. The almond velvet interior is so ridiculously plush, it’s frankly a shame you won’t be able to feel it. This isn’t a casket; it’s the eternal subscription box to the good life.
Sumptuous velvet upholstery? I might have to schedule my funeral ASAP!
Well, hello, luxury. This is the casket for someone who appreciates the finer things in life, even after they’re done with it. It’s handcrafted from solid wood with a gorgeous cherry finish, making it the top-tier choice for your eternal dirt nap. The almond velvet interior is so ridiculously lush, it makes you want to curl up and… oh, right. It’s the perfect, cozy, five-star accommodation for your permanent, all-inclusive vacation.
Plush purple perfection? You bet! And we’re in love with the crucifix motifs.
Why just die when you can make a grand, pious entrance into the great beyond? This casket is the eternal equivalent of wearing your Sunday best, every day, forever. The gleaming white finish says “pure,” but the flashy purple cross says “I’m here to see the manager.” It’s the perfect final accessory for the person whose last wish was to be conspicuously holy.
This Last Supper-themed casket is the perfect centerpiece for your final celebration. Da Vinci Code fans? This one’s for you!
Let’s be real, you can’t leave a Yelp review for this casket, but if you could, it’d get five stars. It has everything a discerning corpse needs. Solid steel construction? Check. A divine “Last Supper” motif to start conversations? Double-check. A cozy interior that’s the eternal equivalent of hotel bedding, plus it comes in 6 different colors and designs? You bet. It’s the ultimate, no-fuss purchase that really lasts a lifetime.
This camo casket will cause a commotion during the wake and seamlessly blend into the ground afterward!
For the person whose “office” was a deer-stand in the thick of the woods, we present the final frontier of natural living. This beautifully camo casket is for the eco-conscious soul who wants their last act to be a kind one. It’s handcrafted, biodegradable, and about as close to the earth as you can get. It’s a simple, graceful, and profoundly earthy way to complete the circle of life.
This stunning oak casket is so affordable, I’m buying five!
This casket is for the person who always said, “They don’t make ’em like they used to.” Well, guess what? They made this one like they used to, out of an oak tree. This casket is so sturdy, so ridiculously solid, you could probably ride it over a waterfall. We don’t recommend that, but it’s good to know you have options. It’s the perfect final resting place for your favorite, most stubborn traditionalist.
This bamboo casket is so eco-friendly, it will break down in months!
Okay, look, we all knew this was how it would end for them, right? In a ridiculously tasteful bamboo box. This casket is for the person who was so obsessed with their carbon footprint, they’re even trying to offset the environmental cost of their own decomposition. And honestly? We have to respect the commitment. It’s the perfect, pretentious, and frankly, perfect final resting place for our favorite, most infuriatingly mindful friend.
This stunning lilac casket is giving Lana Y2K doll vibes. No cap!
If your final resting place doesn’t have a pink velvet interior in a “French Fold” design, are you even doing it right? This 18-gauge steel casket is for the person who demanded luxury down to the last detail. It comes in a stunning lilac with gold-toned accents and a memory tube for your last secrets. It’s less of a casket and more of a permanent, lavish boudoir for the eternally fabulous.
This casket is durable enough to survive the apocalypse, even if you won’t live to see it!
This isn’t a casket; it’s a meticulously engineered, top-of-the-line forever pod. Crafted from stainless steel, it’s designed to be absurdly durable, ensuring you’ll still be resting in luxury long after the apocalypse. The tufted velvet interior is just a ridiculously comfortable bonus. It comes in a few colors, but the brushed steel says what you’re really thinking: “My corpse is going to outlive your entire civilization.”
This casket is so gold, Midas would be like, ‘Geez, that’s a bit much’
Some people get a burial plot; you get a gilded eternal efficiency apartment. This casket is for someone who looked at their 401k and thought, “I want to be buried in that.” It’s gold, it’s got a fancy-ass velvet interior, and it comes with a matching pillow and throw. It’s the most comfortable, ostentatious, and frankly, hilarious way to say “I made it.”
This adjustable-bed steel casket is the last word in eternal comfort! Who says black can’t be classy?!
Let’s face it, we all have to go home eventually. And this casket takes that sentiment very, very literally. It’s built like a dream, with a sturdy steel frame and an automotive-quality finish that says “I’ve arrived.” The inside is lined with plush velvet because your eternal nap should be nothing short of five-star. Best of all? It comes in a few different colors—including Black, Cherry, Lilac, and Silver—so you can match your final outfit to your final address. How’s that for posthumous personalization?
This casket is just in time for Mother’s Day! (Well, next year’s Mother’s Day!)
This casket is for the woman who packed you a lunch, picked you up from school, and is now going to guilt-trip St. Peter into giving her the best cloud. The “Mother” embroidery on the head panel is a subtle, gentle reminder of who’s in charge, even in the afterlife. The high-gloss silver finish is just because she deserves to be fabulous. It’s the perfect final resting place for the woman who was always, and will always be, Mother.
This military-themed steel casket is the ultimate final salute!
Look, you’ve served your country, and now it’s time for your final, permanent, honorably discharged nap. Why not make it official? This sleek steel casket is basically the dress uniform of eternal slumber, complete with branch-specific head panels so everyone knows you were a big deal. The interior is fully lined and way more comfortable than the barracks. It’s the perfect way to say “at ease” for, well, ever.
Rest eternally on a cloud with this deep-tufted, velvet-lined casket.
Think of this casket as your first and last studio apartment with all the best amenities. You’ve got a gorgeous light brown exterior and a plush, tufted velvet interior that’s more welcoming than half the living rooms you’ve been in. The bed adjusts for optimal lounging, and the designer hardware adds a touch of class. It’s the perfect, move-in-ready space for a permanent stay-cation. No security deposit required.
Crafted from 20-gauge steel, this casket ensures no one is getting out! And with its crepe upholstery, who would want to?!
For the person whose presence always commanded a room, this Imperial casket ensures they can do the same in the afterlife. Crafted from sturdy 20-gauge steel with a glossy burgundy finish and flashy chrome hardware, it’s built like a classic car for your final journey. The gathered white crepe interior is just a bonus. It’s a powerful, no-nonsense choice for a final, regal statement. It’s the perfect way to let everyone know you’ve officially, and very stylishly, arrived.
Is it stolen valor if I (a civilian) buy this stunning naval-themed steel casket??
All hands on deck for one final, glorious voyage. This handcrafted steel casket is perfect for the veteran who is officially retiring from their sea duty. It comes in a handsome dark blue, finished with a high gloss that gleams like the morning tide. The special “Flag at Rest” head panel and service branch seal make it official. It’s a fittingly honorable and incredibly stylish vessel for their last trip across the horizon.
This isn’t just a casket; it’s the final corner office for the eternally important!
Let’s be clear: you don’t end up in a solid mahogany casket by accident. This is a choice. It’s the final, definitive power move. Handcrafted with a classic, tufted design and a buttery almond velvet interior, this casket is unapologetically top-tier. It’s for the person whose last act on earth is to remind everyone they had fantastic taste and were very, very important. It’s a beautifully crafted and undeniably commanding final statement.
This cherry-tone wood casket is the final word in first-class dirt naps
Let’s call this casket what it is: the little black dress of final resting places. It’s classic, it’s always in style, and it’s perfect for any final occasion. The solid poplar wood and cherry-tone finish give it a warm, traditional feel, while the premium hardware and cream velvet interior whisper “luxury.” It’s a sophisticated, can’t-go-wrong choice for the person who appreciated timeless quality and wants one last, perfectly tasteful exit.
This casket is your last chance to make a colorful statement, so don’t miss it!
Why should your personality die with you? This casket says, “absolutely not.” It comes in twelve different colors, so you can pick a final look that’s anything from “solemn and serious” to “bold and brassy.” The steel construction is tough, but the soft crepe interior is all about comfort for your long, long nap. It’s the perfect way to make sure your final party has a killer color scheme.
A casket that comes with a secret storage box for your final thoughts
Some people prefer a sophisticated, metallic shimmer. This Coppertone casket is for them. It’s got a lovely satin finish, a comfy bedding set for your eternal siesta, and a storage box for secrets. This style also comes in several other sleek colors, making it the perfect final accessory for someone who was always a true gem.
This casket looks just like a briefcase but people-sized!
This isn’t just a casket; it’s a final statement tailored just for you. With its gleaming bronze finish and plush rose-tan crepe interior, it’s already a showstopper. But the best part? It comes in 10 colors and 4 different sizes, ensuring a perfect fit for your final performance. After all, you can’t spell “funeral” without “fun,” right? It’s a beautifully made, perfectly personalized final choice.
This is the tuxedo of caskets, for a truly black-tie affair.
Well, it’s official: black and gold never goes out of style, even when you do. This casket is for the person who plans on being eternally fashionable. The glossy black finish and flashy gold hardware are pure red-carpet glamour, while the white velvet interior is more comfortable than the VIP section. It’s the perfect final ride for the person who always knew their worth—and wanted it in writing. If black and gold isn’t your thing, it comes in “way-too-many” colors to choose from!
Forget a stairway to heaven; ride this sleek silver casket to purgatory!
Let’s call this the luxury vehicle of the afterlife. This casket has a silver automotive-quality finish that looks sharp enough to get you into any celestial VIP lounge. It comes with a Memory Tube for your last tweet or secret password, and the whole thing fits neatly in a standard burial vault. It’s a practical, polished, and impeccably cool choice for the person whose final journey is a stylish one.
This Paris Rose casket is the only way to say ‘c’est la vie’ for good.
This isn’t just a casket; it’s a one-way ticket to the most permanent Parisian holiday you’ll ever take. The “Paris Rose” model is for the eternal romantic. Its clean white exterior and soft pink interior are as classic as a stroll along the Seine. It has a full rubber gasket to keep things fresh and reinforced handles for your adoring pallbearers. It’s a sophisticated final destination that says “I regret nothing.”
This high-gloss red casket is your final, fabulous red-carpet moment.
Well, no one can say you didn’t go out with a bang. This casket is for the person who was allergic to beige and believed life’s final scene deserved a standing ovation. The high-gloss red finish is as bold as your personality was, and the comfy white crepe interior is perfect for a long, dramatic nap. It’s a spectacular, unforgettable, and unapologetically loud final farewell.
This custom casket lets you choose your final words without saying a thing.
Think of this as your final, most important branding opportunity. This sleek steel casket is your last chance to get your marketing message just right. First, pick a signature color from one of the twelve available shades. Then, choose your eternal tagline with one of seven embroidery options. Are you “Mother,” “Father,” “In God’s Care,” or simply “Going Home?” It’s the ultimate way to personalize your legacy and ensure your final statement is perfectly on-brand.
This is the only acceptable casket for the eternal optimist!
This isn’t a casket for someone who quietly fades away; it’s for the soul who goes out with a bright, brilliant flash. The high-gloss yellow finish is impossible to ignore, a final, cheerful statement for a life lived out loud. It’s built from tough steel with a soft crepe interior and comes in multiple sizes and over 15 other colors, but let’s be honest, you’re here for the yellow.