The luxury of online shopping has never been as convenient as it is in 2019. You can literally order anything that you need online and chances are, it will be delivered to your doorstep in 48 hours. Thanks to Amazon, you never have to leave the comfort of your home for any sort of shopping. Groceries? Check. Appliances? You bet! Clothes and gifts for your loved ones? Relax, Amazon's got you covered.
Amazon is also a dangerous wormhole that can suck the money right from your pockets, leaving you high and dry and wondering, "Where the hell did my paycheck go?"
That's the thing about online shopping: if you have no self-control, you're doomed. Especially when you start to really browse the depths of Amazon and order things that you likely don't need.
The online shopping game has leveled up because now you can buy a DIY backyard guest house off of Amazon. What can't you buy with your Prime account?!
via: AmazonFor just $12.99, you can buy this bonkers salmon sushi pillow. Haven't you always wanted to lie your head on some raw fish?
via: AmazonFor just $5.20, you can get "Instant Underpants." Just add water! As the product description says, "It’s better to have damp underpants than no underpants at all!" I guess?
via: AmazonFor just $2,337.99 he can be yours! This thing weighs 147lbs and is massive.
via: AmazonAt just $19.99, it's quite the steal. Weirdness aside, this seems like a pretty interesting gift for the med students in your life.
via: AmazonIt's $34.99 and would make a great gag gift for the singles in your life.
An octopus beanie is something you don't see every day.
via: AmazonIt's fashion, sweetie. Look it up.
via: AmazonAt just $6.75, you can put fingers on...all of your fingers! What a strange, curious thing.
via: AmazonThis sexy Nic Cag pillow cover is NSFW. What is Amazon trying to do? Distract us from our responsibilities and cause us to drool incessantly?
via: AmazonWhile this is for sure a bizarre gift to give someone (it costs $22.99), it's definitely not the strangest thing for sale on Amazon. You know, like a DIY guest house! But more on that later...
via: Amazon25 whole recipes? For just $2.99, this seems like quite the steal! If you're hosting a dinner party soon, may I suggest skipping all of the other cookbooks and going straight to this one? Your guests will love it.
via: AmazonIf you've always wanted to see what you would look like with a mullet but are too afraid to take the leap, this $9.99 Bobcat Mullet is the thing for you.
via: AmazonFor $26.99, you can buy a 4D Master Gummi Bear Skeleton Anatomy Model Kit. Because why not?
via: AmazonFor just $23.10, you too can have a terrifyingly realistic human body fat replica!
Okay, these googly eyes are cute though.
via: AmazonNot sure why somebody would need them, but they're adorbs.
via: AmazonIt's $12.29, and provides "hours of mindless entertainment." Sign me up.
via: AmazonIt's $12.95 and boasts itself as the perfect White Elephant gift for Christmas.
via: AmazonCorgi butts are already the cutest thing in the entire world, but now you can have a corgi butt purse. Dreams do come true.
via: AmazonThis duct tape tie certainly makes a statement... I'm just not sure what kind of statement that is. This takes DIY to a whole other level...but not quite the same level as a DIY guest house...
via: AmazonDo you want to help someone with their wound, but also insult them at the same time? These insult bandages are the perfect solution then! Alright, clearly you can buy a lot of strange things on Amazon...
Amazon Is Selling a DIY Backyard Guest House that You Can Build in 8 Hours https://t.co/QuAx23VWBj— People (@People)1557347069.0
You can put it together yourself.
Amazon is selling a DIY backyard guest house that you can build in 8 hours: https://t.co/9ZK8r5GNgI https://t.co/ohX6EhK31v— Southern Living (@Southern Living)1557354609.0
It's described as an "ideal home office or guest house."
Whatttt https://t.co/xHqeNxDvFk— Allie Downs✌ (@Allie Downs✌)1557354571.0
So how much does something like this cost?
Y'all. I want one of these! Not sure what I'd use it for but I do know I need it. https://t.co/d4ATTNSSPB— Lacey Silva (@Lacey Silva)1557350821.0
The kit is made from high-quality Nordic wood.
via: AmazonThe entire thing weighs about 2,480 lbs. I wouldn't want to be the Amazon courier who has to deliver that package.
There's no electricity or air conditioning.
via: AmazonSo if you want to add fancy frills and thrills, that's all on you.
But how crazy is it that you can order a guest house/garden home on Amazon?
via: Amazon2019 is wild. We may not have flying cars yet, but we have guest house kits.
There aren't any reviews on Amazon for the product yet...
via: AmazonMaybe you should be the first person to order this bizarre cabin DIY kit and try it out? You know, if you have an extra $7k just lying around.
via: AmazonThey also have playhouses for sale and several other "garden house" designs. This one is listed for just over $8,000.
Perhaps this is the gift for someone's birthday you've been looking for?
via: AmazonAlthough, you'd probably have to volunteer yourself for assembly. "Here's this crazy gift that takes an entire day to put together. Bye!"