In this week's Bachelor, Arie found out Bekah M. is twenty-two years old and that Krystal is bunny-boiler psycho. So he gave them both roses. Because he likes them young, and he likes them crazy. Full stop. And if anyone thinks his attraction to either of these women is merely a producer-driven drama tool, consider this: Arie is the Bachelor who will kiss anything that walks on two legs, but still sent contestants home mid-show and mid-date in previous episodes.
Here's why Bekah and Krystal will be sticking around until the end.
Faux furs are fun! And they make the young'ns seem older.
Sienne gets the first one on one date in Lake Tahoe, but she's just too damn normal for Arie.
Krystal starts to unravel on the group date.
The real panic sets in when Arie drinks his own urine.
Urine for it this time! #TheBachelor https://t.co/QwH0J5mrtA— The Bachelor (@The Bachelor)1516671585.0
Jacqueline's brush with disaster is still not wild enough for Arie, though.Jacqueline is apparently desperate enough to take a swig of her own pee, which likely smells like hair products and bad decisions. When Arie sees what this not-so-bright chick is about to do, he stops her just in the nick of time – or maybe not. Did I see a drip on that lip? Gah! It's worth noting that when I ponder out loud if there’s something wrong with this woman, my husband comments from the background: She does look a little touched.
Krystal doesn't like to share.
“Baffling!” #TheBachelor https://t.co/olkWh1xF1W— The Bachelor (@The Bachelor)1516672918.0