Someone intellectual, a philosopher or something, once said: "art is beauty, beauty is art."
Never was there a clearer example of this than today.
That's right, people, our beloved Keanu Reeves has been immortalized in classic Disney scenes.
All of the Art School kids may as well all drop out now and get into accounting or something because we've hit the pinnacle here, people - the divine.
Keanu can certainly make a man out of me.
via: Crystal RoOr, I mean, you know, like, train me to be in his army and then accidentally find himself falling in love with me, which he'll have conflicting feelings about until he realizes that I am actually a girl.
In the end, he'll forgive me for being an imposter and understand that I only did it to keep my family's honor intact.
via: Imdb.comAnd, actually, why shouldn't I fight? Clearly, I'm better than most of those guys in our troop. We'll end up getting wed and we'll have a big ol' party with my ancestor's ghosts. Aw, romance.
I feel like, even as The Beast, Keanu would be a hotty.
via: Crystal Ro.So in this dream scenario, a rugged beast of a man invites me to chill in his massive mansion. He's probably neighbors with Miley Cyrus or something...
After a bit, I'll realize that he won't let me leave and I'm like, "dude?"But then he puts on a banger, which given the acoustics of the high ceilings in the library means that the song really fills the space. We awkwardly start to dance around and, as we're dancing, his beastly face melts away to reveal Keanu Reeves.
Me, Miley Cyrus, and the Hemsworth brother that she's married to cannot believe it!Again, we end up getting wed and we become known throughout the neighborhood for having the most wicked Christmas lights. Aw yeah...
Now Keanu would never get involved in the colonization of Native Americans...
via: Crystal RoI feel as though the Keanu-version of the actually pretty nasty John Smith would be much more above board.
Keanu Reeves/Smith would save Pocahontas' tribe.He would execute the nasty John Ratcliffe and bury him under the talking willow tree. The tree would thrive from the nutrients of the colonist criminal and would bear fruit for everybody to enjoy. Aw yea.
Keanu Reeves would make the perfect wake-up call.
via: Crystal Ro.Imagine waking up from a deep coma that your wicked stepmother inflicted on you (actually, going back to Miley Cyrus - Snow White is a bit like that Black Mirror ep that she's in... anyway!) to Keanu Reeves!
And Keanu is all like "Hey girl wanna be my Princess?"Or, actually, being Keanu, he would probably be way more polite than that. In fact, there's no way that he'd kiss you without your consent, so you'd probably wake up to him just sitting there looking lovingly at you. That's when he'd ask if you, you know, maybe would want to, like, take his hand in marriage - but with no pressure or anything! Oh Keanu, you put Prince Charming to shame.
Cinderella, dressed in yella, went upstairs to kiss...?
via: Crystal Ro.Keanu freaking Reeves!
We already know that Keanu doesn't care about material wealth.It wouldn't take too much of a stretch of the imagination to picture Keanu falling in love with a peasant girl, like Cinderella. But, wait, doesn't Prince Charming think that Cinderella's wealthy because she gets all dressed with the help of the squirrels and birds? Well, Keanu definitely seems like the kind of guy that would be into an animal-loving lady.
I bet you a pretty penny that Keanu Reeves is a beautiful sleeper.
via: Crystal Ro.Sleeping Beauty would wake up and be like, "ah, I guess they'll just have to call me Sleeping Beauty's other-half."
Petition for Disney to superimpose Keanu Reeves' face onto every Prince in every animated movie!Where do I sign?
I'd chop off my shimmering mermaid tail for Keanu Reeves any day.
via: Crystal Ro.Sorry, Sebastian buddy, but there's no contest between you fishy lot and the ultimate catch that is Keanu Reeves.
I bet that the real Prince Eric wouldn't even take poor Ariel back to the beach for a visit.I'll tell you who would take her to the beach. Keanu Reeves.
Under the Sea with Keanu Reeves.Could life get any better? I mean look how cute he looks in a wetsuit!
Anyone fancy giving Keanu's magic lamp a rub?
via: Crystal Ro.You get three wishes. With each wish that you make, you are awarded five minutes with Keanu Reeves. So worth it.
How many frogs would you kiss if there was a chance that Keanu Reeves' soul was in one of them?
via: Crystal Ro.... As many as it would take, obviously.