Look, no one can resist the soft pillows and fluffy blankets of a hotel bed. I love one as much as the next person. But I can also never quite escape the obsessive thoughts about how many people slept in that bed before me or the panicky wondering about if the sheets were thoroughly washed before I snuggled up in them. There is something so weird about hotels, no matter how nice they are.
It is weird enough to be staying in a perfectly normal hotel room, but then some hotels go and do extremely outwardly strange things that are so weird and unforgivable that it is literally haunting. This is a list of those things. These hotels have no idea how to be normal hotels. They are so strange, guys. So strange and so not OK. You might think it’s dramatic to say that these poorly-designed hotels will haunt your nightmares for years to come, but I don’t really think that’s an exaggeration.