Look, some people were not meant to be bakers. The same way some people kill plants the second they get them in their possession, some people can't seem to get a baked good right. And that is OK! They probably have lots of other, non-kitchen-related talents that they can contribute to the world.
But holy cow these people need to put down the spatula and slowly back out of the kitchen. Maybe forever. These baking fails are so horrendous that they might give you nightmares. So be warned. Many of these are disturbing beyond your wildest dreams. They are full of otherworldly horrors that will tickle your spine and haunt you forever. If there was ever a time to scream, "Leave it to the professionals!" this is it. This is very much it. When you take a gander at these astonishing baking fails, you may feel better about your own abilities, which is great. But mostly, these people need to feel deep shame for the horror they've brought upon the world.
Nicole Byer, as the host of Nailed It, is the best person to kick of this list of monstrosities.
These will make you say, "Oh my god!" And not in a good way.Very bad experience
from therewasanattempt
Princess castle
from ExpectationVsReality
Black sheep
And Easter was never the same again. Why the naked face?! Why?!Belle
from therewasanattempt
Rat cake
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Minnie Mouse
from ExpectationVsReality
Jiggly Puff
from nailedit
Dolly Parton
from ExpectationVsReality
Finn from Adventure Time
No matter how large you write "Nailed It" on the bottom of this picture, it doesn't make it true.Attempted buttercream
from nailedit
Exploding pastry
from nailedit
Cookie shot glasses
from nailedit
Spongebob and Patrick
from therewasanattempt
Fluffy pancakes
To be fair, these do look hard to make. But there's nothing sadder than a pancake that's supposed to be fluffy that's actually flat as a, well, pancake.Rainbow cake
There's nothing colorful or cheerful about this mess. How did they manage to make all the cakes different sizes? Truly a feat.Baby chick rolls
Oh no! These baby chick rolls look like they've exploded. They are so crazy looking!Ice cream cone cupcakes
Why are they blue?! Oh my gosh, why are they blue? This is maybe the worst disaster we've seen so far.Hedgehog cake
from nailedit
Sully
from ExpectationVsReality
Rainbow cupcakes
from nailedit
Speaking of messes.
from therewasanattempt
Broken-hearted
My best friend, you guys https://t.co/seGfGZpvU5— Hi Vee?! (@Hi Vee?!)1518594170.0
"Came out perfect"
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Emma
from therewasanattempt
Soupy cheesecake
from ExpectationVsReality
Smiley pie
This looks like a warning that a serial killer who likes to bake pies leaves for his next victims before they attacks.Caramel gone wrong
I have no idea this is what happens to caramel when you forget about it, but it legit looks like lava.Pizza face
Something terrible happened to that pizza while it cooked. I don't know how this person tortured that poor pizza face, and then ate it.Perfect cake
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