Bert and Ernie Are Actually Gay, Says Sesame Street Writer | 22 Words

It's a joyous day for Bert and Ernie fans! Our favorite Sesame Street duo have always been more than friends, in the eyes of their writer. Former Sesame Street writer Mark Saltzman shared his perspective on Bert and Ernie's relationship in a recent interview with Queerty.

Of course, the two are long-time pop culture icons, and Saltzman's revelation seems to be making more waves today! While Sesame Street may not be on board with the idea (they have issued a statement), the love between Bert and Ernie can't be denied. Find out what Saltzman and the rest of the internet have said. And, see what you make of the epic bond between these two muppets!

Happy day! Our favorite muppet couple has been pronounced an actual couple.

We’ve all suspected for years, haven’t we?

In an interview, Mark Saltzman was asked if he thought of Bert and Ernie as a gay couple when he wrote them.

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“I remember one time that a column from The San Francisco Chronicle, a preschooler in the city turned to mom and asked, “are Bert & Ernie lovers?" And that, coming from a preschooler was fun. And that got passed around, and everyone had their chuckle and went back to it. And I always felt that without a huge agenda, when I was writing Bert & Ernie, they were. I didn’t have any other way to contextualize them. The other thing was, more than one person referred to Arnie and me as ‘Bert and Ernie,’" Saltzman told Queerty.

He even knew who was the Bert and the Ernie in his own relationship.

“Yeah, I was Ernie. I look more Bert-ish. And Arnie as a film editor—if you thought of Bert with a job in the world, wouldn’t that be perfect? Bert with his paper clips and organization? And I was the jokester. So it was the Bert and Ernie relationship, and I was already with Arnie when I came to Sesame Street," Saltzman shared. “So I don’t think I’d know how else to write them, but as a loving couple," said Saltzman. “I wrote sketches…Arnie’s OCD would create friction with how chaotic I was. And that’s the Bert and Ernie dynamic."

Thus, Bert and Ernie became an expression of his real-life romantic relationship.

“That’s what I had in my life, a Bert & Ernie relationship," Saltzman said. “How could it not permeate? The things that would tick off Arnie would be the things that would tick off Bert. How could it not?" We always knew Bert and Ernie were relationship goals!

Sesame Street has something different to say about Bert and Ernie.

But…what about Kermit and Miss Piggy? 

People aren’t falling for it.

There are plenty of Muppet-couples, and you don’t need to portray a sexual relationship to have a romantic one. Can’t have your Muppets both ways!

Needless to say, the internet is pretty convinced that Bert and Ernie are a couple.

Look at all these other couples!

And they’re not the only characters Saltzman believes queer youth can relate to.

via: Muppet Wiki

Saltzman told Queerty, “Those two [and] Snuffalupagus, because he’s the sort of clinically depressed Muppet…you had characters that appealed to a gay audience. And Snuffy, this depressed person nobody can see, that’s sort of Kafka! It’s sort of gay closeted too."

Regardless, it’s a big day for Bert, Ernie, and Snuffy.

And everybody knows it!

So let’s appreciate this moment for what it is.

Bert and Ernie’s relationship was written by a gay man, and in many ways characterized by his own romantic relationship. Bert and Ernie have been LGBTQ+ icons for a long time—and now we’ve got Saltzman’s sweet story to back it up. Just look at these lovebirds! Like our story? Share this news far and wide!