Bill O'Reilly — sexual harasser and former Fox News host — has had quite the year.
Back in April, he was fired amid a flurry of sexual harassment claims. Of course, he hasn't disappeared from the Internet. He's still hosting a radio show and tweeting regularly, sharing his wacky ideas like "dogs don't have knees" and blaming God for his own heinous actions.
But that's not all ol' Bill is doing! He's also started giving people life advice in the form of "Tips of the Day." Oh boy oh boy are they...something.
There are a lot of good Bills out there. Bill O'Reilly is not one of them.
via: GettyThere's Bill Nye the Science Guy, who taught us about volcanos and tectonic plates. There's Bill Shatner, who starred in one of the beloved TV shows of all time and released some incredible solo albums. There are bills you have to pay, which may seem not so great, but at least they're not sexually harassing anyone! The same cannot be said of Bill O'Reilly.
O'Reilly's social media game is all kinds of weird. He's tweeted several of these "Word of the Day" posts:
WORD OF THE DAY: Do not be a BLATHERSKITE when writing to Bill@BillOReilly.com. https://t.co/TzGIytY0TE— Bill O'Reilly (@Bill O'Reilly)1513166406.0
You might be thinking that first "Word of the Day" post was a mistake. It was not. He did it again with "Agog":
WORD OF THE DAY: Do not be AGOG when writing to Bill@BillOReilly.com. https://t.co/cZd7E55zec— Bill O'Reilly (@Bill O'Reilly)1513252802.0
Right before Thanksgiving, O'Reilly posted the following tweet:
The Tip of the Day is back! Before eating Thanksgiving dinner, drink a glass of water. That will slow down your ap… https://t.co/fytRm53VAJ— Bill O'Reilly (@Bill O'Reilly)1511301944.0
From there, the tips get more and more bizarre. They're not all necessarily bad advice, but the fact that Bill O'Reilly is giving people tips is just...weird. Here's one about Christmas cards:
Here’s the Tip of the Day: don’t send Christmas cards if you believe Christmas is not important. And if you do send… https://t.co/ztVInYMLM4— Bill O'Reilly (@Bill O'Reilly)1512002872.0
Apparently, O'Reilly is rockin' the double XL these days.
Here’s the Tip of the Day: many clothing companies have stealthily cut back on material, so order your stuff one si… https://t.co/L5lfDlwX28— Bill O'Reilly (@Bill O'Reilly)1513732286.0
Here's how Bill O'Reilly wants you to deal with phone solicitors:
Tip of the Day: when a phone solicitor calls you, do not engage. Politely say: “Sorry, but we do not do business o… https://t.co/80Q1nifplr— Bill O'Reilly (@Bill O'Reilly)1512604801.0
If this tip is anything to go by, the answer to that question may be a resounding "Yes!"
Tip of the Day: to combat depression or a hopeless feeling, use a simple technique: every time a negative thought r… https://t.co/w980jdfCVu— Bill O'Reilly (@Bill O'Reilly)1512783851.0
Here's more unsolicited advice:
Here’s the Tip of the Day: when visiting a restaurant or store always be polite but know you are entitled to good s… https://t.co/TkXnHIzcVk— Bill O'Reilly (@Bill O'Reilly)1513344795.0
Here's one more tip of the day:
Here’s the Tip of the Day: if someone you know insults you or does something inconsiderate, wait at least 12 hours… https://t.co/w8KtQTkokx— Bill O'Reilly (@Bill O'Reilly)1513642887.0