Twitter can be a depressing cesspool of hate and bad news.
But thanks to a lot of funny women, it can also be hilarious and irreverent and actually fun!
It's 2018. It is a known fact by now that women are the greatest.And I, for one, like to celebrate women every chance I get! So without further ado, here are 19 brilliant tweets by brilliantly funny women who we're lucky to have on Twitter.
This universal truth
via: TwitterWe all do it! It's one of life's greatest simple joys! Because who can actually afford anything from Madewell?
This style icon
via: TwitterBut seriously. Either "didn't expect to get out of the car" or "literally didn't care if people saw me in my PJs" are my two looks.
A secret life hack
via: TwitterHey, if marrying into the royal family is what you got to do to get health insurance as an American, you do it.
This Masterchef Jr. plug
via: TwitterNo joke, Masterchef Jr. is one of the greatest shows of all time. Brittani gets it. The next one is written by a woman but true for everybody...
The truth about laundry
via: TwitterBut for real this has happened with all my piles of laundry. Meet Jim, Pablo, Francine, and Michelle.
The jokes inside
via: TwitterHaha, get it?! It inverts a well-known saying. All I want to say is girl, let it all out! We're here for you.
The dream of New York
via: TwitterHonestly, this is unconscionable. Somebody get her a bicycle with a wicker basket on the front of it STAT.
Lobster rolls and boyfriends
via: TwitterOh my god. It's so true. I'll never look at a lobster roll (or, quite frankly, a boyfriend) the same way again.
The Elon Musk story
via: TwitterThis deserves a million rounds of applause. It's too good for words. The next one is brilliant in its simplicity...
via: TwitterThe band told us to imagine dragons, and Alexandra has been at it for a while. Can she please stop now? Can we all stop now?
via: TwitterYo, man, why do you think she's posting that picture? You think she's going to see your comment and be like, "Oh my god, I had no idea. Thank you for pointing it out to me. Would you like to be my husband?" Nah, man.
via: TwitterHm, yes, it seems like not having children does have some effects on women's lives. Just not in the way this b*tch meant, probably.
via: TwitterBut it's true. The love of a good partner will never be able to give you the same love that a giant wheel of cheese does.
The truth about cats
via: TwitterLook, I detest cats, and I still think this tweet is golden. Because it's true. Cats could not give a crap about anyone else they come across, and they spend all their days napping and grooming themselves. Truly, this is how everyone should live their life. The next one is for any fan of The Bachelorette...
What she'd do if she were the bachelorette
via: TwitterI don't watch the show now, but I totally would if this is what the bachelorette actually did. How funny would that be?
The 7-Eleven sing-along
via: TwitterThis tweet started out so joyous and then ended so tragically. What a whirlwind.
via: TwitterOoh yeah, looking good, little monkey! How does he know his best angles and I always look like a thumb with hair in photos?
We all dip sometimes
via: TwitterAlyssa, breaking it down, getting real with us. That's what teamwork is all about.
via: TwitterIt's just not fair when you make a perfectly wonderful cheese joke and the person who you thought was on your side in this whole exchange gives you nothing. Share this with a nasty woman in your life!