The holiday season is a sparkly, magical time for most people. Lights are hung, candles are lit, ornaments are dusted off. There are eve those people that have had their trees ready to go since Halloween.
But if you're a cat person, your holiday preparation looks a little different. Cats usually don't care about the holiday season and can act like your own household Grinch. Your precious tree is the clearest target for your cats' focus when it comes to destruction and dismay. It's like a playground for your feline, perfect for swatting at and climbing on. It's basically a scratching post that smells fresh and has lots of dangling things to paw at.
But fret not this holiday season, you can now purchase a half tree for Christmas so that you can avoid the drama with your cat. It might stop your furry friend from tearing down your entire tree... or, at least we hope.
An ideal holiday for felines
Look how cute cats look in a Santa suit. It's like they were made to exist in the holiday season.A rough reality
But this isn't a fantasy world; cats are feisty, sassy little creatures that don't give a flying heck about your meticulously-planned Christmas tree decorations.Winter is coming
It's like cats know that Christmas is coming and their mischievousness intensifies.A true arch nemesis
I don't know if cats have a deeply-rooted history of hatred towards trees, but it seems like it is their natural instinct to destroy Christmas at all costs.Destroyer of all joy
This cat has absolutely no remorse about shattering an ornament. It's like a sick game to him.Lights out
String lights don't stand a chance against your cats' claws. They just see it as a sparkly ball of yarn!A nice treat
Cats want to use your expensive trees as a treat. They do not care what you think or how much you paid. They do what they want.More evidence
Video from Christmas 2017. Shatter and crumble destroying my tree. #CatsOfTwitter #cats #Christmas https://t.co/0lkgqaLCfH— BasicallyAjalapeño (@BasicallyAjalapeño)1543433879.0
A long history
There are many cat lovers that have years of proof that cats truly hate Christmas trees and we've got the compilation videos to prove it.So what do we do?
After years and years of cats tearing down trees, someone has finally come up with a decent solution.Meet the Half-Tree
Argos is selling 'half Christmas trees' for people with misbehaving cats. https://t.co/BNLNXHDXcM https://t.co/dXdrxou4iv— LADbible (@LADbible)1543419742.0
All the tree you need
Hm, So would you consider buying the new thing of “half Christmas trees?” Apparently you only get branches halfway… https://t.co/dggC58eS1v— 🐾cindy🐾 (@🐾cindy🐾)1543449034.0
Stack your presents!
Just when you thought they've invented everything under the sun... in comes this! If you have a cat who likes to fl… https://t.co/zLyhInwdT3— 106.1 BLI (@106.1 BLI)1543451406.0
We've got options
There's also a snowy tree option to give you that real winter look, if you're into that.This is some good stuff
"Keep your perfectly placed baubles, bows and bells out of reach of curious, crawling kids or your cats' playful paws with this 6ft parasol tree," Argos proudly writes about their clever invention.The real deal
Cats all over the world are positively shook over this half tree because it foils all their mischievous plans.Mischief managed
Cats are going to have to find a new way to ruin Christmas because this half-tree might stop any further torment.The star of Christmas
@carrylovescats ~Amy https://t.co/MDTDaA6Dbe— Argos (@Argos)1543425628.0
Can't stop, won't stop
@Ashbrookeeee @ladbible this would not stop my devil child— meg 🦋 (@meg 🦋)1543423633.0
Challenge accepted
@ladbible My cat accepting the challenge and preparing for battle. https://t.co/AaAZNCRKx6— MCFC Tarrant (@MCFC Tarrant)1543419912.0
There are other ways
Cats and Christmas trees don't mix 😑 so I created this cute barrier! https://t.co/BDcRl2CcFC— Princess Kait (@Princess Kait)1543429222.0
Or this
Yep - these are our cats and this is our picture. We finally figured out how to keep them away from the Christmas t… https://t.co/deS6IBiAnv— Pat & AJ (@Pat & AJ)1542918168.0
Undercover tree
@_MyManekiNeko cat friendly Christmas tree https://t.co/CQRg48w7ib— Batmans Stalker (@Batmans Stalker)1543452692.0
Lights, camera, Christmas
When it’s too early to get an actual Christmas tree (cause fake trees are for fake people), you light up your cat t… https://t.co/2L6Mr2Md3U— violet anastasia (@violet anastasia)1543189901.0
A caged tree
The only way to keep a christmas tree when you have cats https://t.co/FUaJEXQzem— THUNDERSNAKE (@THUNDERSNAKE)1543450547.0
The naked tree
Time to drag out the cat proof Christmas tree again... https://t.co/nW8tDKWOHI— Give Me Internet (@Give Me Internet)1543322404.0
Prevention is key
If the half-tree or the naked tree aren't really your thing, there are some things you can do to protect your real tree.A bad taste for your cat
You can spray the bottom branches with a bitter, anti-chew product to keep those cat teeth off the tree.Protect your feline friend
Make sure to keep that tree water covered because ingestion of the sap could make your cat really sick and they will be tempted to lap up the water at the base of your tree.Inevitable torment
Well - it's fast approaching - the joyous 'How to cat proof the Christmas Tree' season..... #CatsOfTwitter #cats https://t.co/H7MhG0XCj4— Grumpy Pussmog (@Grumpy Pussmog)1542540262.0
Cats act shook
Cat: *eats Christmas tree* Me: *yells at them for the 1000th time* Cat: https://t.co/r2ILESPMSV— KURTZ (@KURTZ)1543340871.0
Irreplaceable
Cat owners are loyal and know that their furry friends are troublemakers, but are still worthy of being loved.An annoyingly adorable combination
You either have a Christmas Tree or cats. You cant have both. https://t.co/Xba3bAGRoD— ♉︎ (@♉︎)1543150600.0