If you’re anything like me, you routinely wake up in bed alone, wishing you could just wrap your arms around a nice, warm… loaf of bread. I’m not saying it’s not weird, I’m not saying there’s not something wrong with me, I’m just saying I love bread more than any human on this planet, and if I could cuddle a baguette every morning, I would. And if that rings true with you, boy have I got news.
Now even you can feel like an adorable little mouse that snuck its way into the kitchen of every Olive Garden in America and snuggle up with your very own Unlimited Bread Stick. And I know what you’re thinking. 1) Will I have to sell my house to acquire such a pastry? And 2) how fast do I have to eat and replenish so I don’t have a moldy roll?
Take a chill pill, we’ll get there.