Chrissy Teigen Reveals the Dirty Truth Behind What It’s Like to Be Her Assistant

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You probably think the life of a celebrity assistant is pretty glamorous. Sure, there are probably some days that are filled with picking up dry cleaning, going on coffee runs, or escorting kids to soccer practice, but there have to be some perks, too, right? Like getting to spend a bunch of time with famous people. Or attending fancy events. Or maybe sneaking a little piece of celebrity chocolate out of the pantry. (Celebrities get special chocolate, right? They must.)

Earlier this week, though, Chrissy Teigen revealed one of the less glamorous tasks of celebrity assistants. And in true Chrissy Teigen fashion, it’s one of the most hilarious things you’ll read all day.

Here’s the thing about getting a spray tan: You’ve gotta be naked. In all the spray tan madness going on, Teigen didn’t realize that her nipple was completely exposed. Like, completely exposed.

Whooooops! What do you call a wardrobe malfunction when there’s no wardrobe involved? Birthday suit malfunction?  

First of all, we wish we had an assistant who was there to delete every embarrassing moment from our lives. Secondly, what the heck is a “bingo caller”?

What else can you say when you’ve accidentally shared your nip slip with tens of thousands of people all over the world?

“I just want to apologize to everyone I know. I’ve let my friends down, I’ve let my family down,” She said. “I have nipples. It’s not something I’m proud of.” Oh, Chrissy. Please never stop being you.