You’ve seen some clever billboard signs or even some laughable ads on a street bench. But have you looked at church signs lately? If you haven’t, you are really missing out on a good laugh and sometimes a solid reality check.
It’s been a pretty popular trend lately to see “this week in church signs” on Twitter. This is where people capture hilarious quotes written on church signs.
Some are quite inspiring, some are pretty radical, others make absolutely no sense. Either way, they are quite laughable and can brighten up your day, regardless of your religious background.
Take me to church
Churches are all different and you never know what really goes on inside until you decide to go to one. Sometimes, all you know about that church is what they put on their signs, which can be a good or a bad thing.
Oh Lord
Get ready to giggle because some of these church signs are going to make you laugh, cry or maybe feel slightly attacked.
A whole lot of faith
This sign just straight up told you to get to church and sit your butt down.
Safe, not spooky
No ghosts at this church! Just some good old fashioned jokes.
Preach it
Who needed to hear this? It’s like they read my mind.
Can I get an amen?
Simple, sweet, true. Always stay thankful.
God’s watching
This church knows if you’re sleeping in on Sundays. You probably get docked some attendance points.
You know who you are
Church is not afraid to throw some shade and they’ll put it in large letters so everyone knows.
Seasons change
Church stays the same.
Surprise baptism
Get ready to get dunked at this church because they will throw you in some holy water without any warning.
Soak it in
This church probably has blow up pools ready to go for any trespasser that sets foot near their building.
Decisions, decisions
I appreciate the bluntness. At least you’re not overwhelmed by the options.
Called out
I feel like there are a lot of people that really need to read this sign and then read it again.
Holy shade
This church is not playing games and clearly, they are not afraid to call some people out.
Can you handle the truth?
The haters really need to hear this one. Might have to say it again for all the people in the back.
All love
A special shout out for our transgender friends because they deserve it. We could all learn a thing or two from this sign.
Too late
Who knew churches could have such dark humor? I’m a big fan.
Siri, take me to church
No rerouting here. God knows all directions.
Can’t escape
You can’t run from Jesus or germs apparently, so make sure you keep that hand sanitizer on lock and your prayers on repeat.
Major key
I might get this tattooed on my face because I think everyone needs to hear this.
Be alert
You heard the sign, people. Look busy!
All turkeys welcome
Even if you’re the biggest turkey, this church has plenty of space for you. They don’t discriminate.
Demons are not friends
Time to say thank you, next, to those demons.
Straight to the heart
Really have to rethink my life after that last sign.
Cray cray
This sign just gets it, but also sounds like my dad when he’s trying to be hip and relevant.
Hotline bling
You have to have God on speed dial, you never know when you’ll need a miracle.
The cloud
Who knew the Old Testament was so technologically advanced. I will never look at Moses the same way again.
It’s a match
Not sure this church really understands Tinder, but it grabs your attention and maybe that’s the goal.
Attitude adjustment
This would sell nicely on a t-shirt.
Ouch
Wow! This sign really went there. Anyone else feel personally attacked?
That one hurt
That sign almost made me choke on my water.
Wait, what?
I’m not sure what this means and I don’t think I want to know what the devil’s corn is.
No corn for me
Going to stay away from corn for awhile.
Boo!
See! Nothing to be afraid of, besides their cheesy jokes. Just a little spooky, spiritual satire.
Satan’s mad
This church has got some haters and Satan is at the top of that list.
Holy humor
Keep an eye out for those church signs because they might just give you the laugh or the inspiration you’ve been waiting for all along.
Share this with some friends and #stayblessed.
