This pun has cracked some people up — though others have complained that it’s just not funny.
But before we tell you, let’s do a rundown of the internet’s favorite humor …
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
I invented a new word!
Plagiarism!
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.
“Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory.
How do you drown a hipster?
Throw him in the mainstream.
Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
They always take things literally.
How do you keep a bagel from getting away?
Put lox on it.
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line.
What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?
The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
A man goes to the zoo and the only animal there is one dog.
It is a shitzhu.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
Three guys walk into a bar.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it.
My wife called me immature.
I told her to get outta my fort.
They say I’m addicted to brake fluid.
I can stop anytime I want.
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff…
Ba-dum tish!
Where do leprechauns keep their armies?
In their sleevies!
What’s yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?
A bulldozer.
What’s grey and can’t swim?
A castle.
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
And as for the controversial best joke award winner?
“I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn’t get pasta.”
The award was won by Masai Graham at Edinburgh Fringe Festival 2022, LADbible reports.
What do you think of the joke?