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Comedian Wins ‘Funniest Joke Award’ but it Leaves the Internet Divided

This pun has cracked some people up — though others have complained that it’s just not funny.

But before we tell you, let’s do a rundown of the internet’s favorite humor …

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What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

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I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

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I invented a new word!

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Plagiarism!

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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

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He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.

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“Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

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There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?

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He was just going through a stage.

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

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He just needed a little space.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

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Because they make up everything.

Where are average things manufactured?

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The satisfactory.

How do you drown a hipster?

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Throw him in the mainstream.

Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

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They always take things literally.

How do you keep a bagel from getting away?

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Put lox on it.

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

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Diddly-squats.

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

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A receding hare-line.

What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?

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The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

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A cat has claws at the end of its paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

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Make me one with everything.

What do you call a fake noodle?

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An impasta.

How do you make a tissue dance?

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Put a little boogie in it.

A man goes to the zoo and the only animal there is one dog.

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It is a shitzhu.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

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She looked surprised.

Three guys walk into a bar.

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You’d think one of them would’ve seen it.

My wife called me immature.

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I told her to get outta my fort.

They say I’m addicted to brake fluid.

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I can stop anytime I want.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff…

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Ba-dum tish!

Where do leprechauns keep their armies?

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In their sleevies!

What’s yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

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A bulldozer.

What’s grey and can’t swim?

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A castle.

What’s the difference between a bird and a fly?

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A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird.

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

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A carrot.

And as for the controversial best joke award winner?

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“I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn’t get pasta.”

The award was won by Masai Graham at Edinburgh Fringe Festival 2022, LADbible reports.

What do you think of the joke?