Women are complicated creatures. As a mysterious member of the fairer sex myself, I understand how difficult and confusing we can be sometimes. After all, we require our own, specially made products like the Bic "For Her" Pens, adorable and compact pink handguns that'll fit in our purse, and, at long last, a beer designed specifically for our sensitive lady bodies. Thanks to these brilliant designs, we can finally hold a pen correctly in our dainty hands, own a cute gun that matches our favorite pair of shoes, and throw a few brewskis back and fit in with the rest of the guys! But not too many, of course. That would be unladylike.
In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic. The following 30 comments made by men, however, are anything but, and it just goes to show how completely clueless some guys are when it comes to the opposite sex.
This jarring image
This showboating bump
This clueless customer
This strange expectation
This medical opinion
These differences between men and women
This animal instinct
This crunchy problem
This unacceptable phone placement
This epic shutdown