Costco Are Now Selling Giant Donut Covered Sprinkles M&M's and Pink Icing | 22 Words

For me, there's no sweeter sound than hearing the word "giant" and "junk food product" in the same sentence.

We truly live in a time of food innovation. There are no heights that we cannot reach. If you can dream it, there is a food scientist somewhere that can probably make it a reality.

I met the grandson of the guy who invented a famous pasta sauce company the other day, turns out his grandad was from Bristol, UK, not Italy, but who cares... we are living in a food renaissance!

Let's celebrate this by getting a heads up on some of the most exciting new food products to hit the shelves.

 

Twinkie-flavored coffee

Hostess made its own coffee that is flavored like Twinkies. Would you try it? I mean, coffee? Delicious. Twinkies? Delicious! Seems like a win-win to me.

S'mores caddy

Target sells this awesome s'mores caddy for your next camping trip. Before you get too excited, just know that the actual s'mores materials are not included.

But it has sections ready for ya.

via: Target

 It perfectly fits your chocolate bars and graham crackers and has a whole carton you can fill with marshmallows. This is way better than trying to reach into a sticky bag while propping your stick up so it doesn't fall into the fire.

Stuffed Puffs

Speaking of s'mores, the marshmallow powers that be decided to make your s'mores-making lives super easy with these marshmallows that are stuffed with chocolate. Heck yeah, I'm all about this! That chocolate gets melty, the marshmallow gets charred... My mouth is watering just thinking about it.

Coffee gummies

This genius company wants to be able to give you the jolt of a cup of coffee without having to drink the hot stuff. Sometimes, you're in for a long car trip and you can't afford the liquid if you know what I mean. That's where coffee gummy bears come in! The next few are out of this world...

Disney treats

Disney World is known for its wack-a-doo treat offerings, and this insane Minnie Mouse milkshake is no exception. I don't know how you could eat this and then go on rides, but that's just me.

Caramel-popcorn-coated churro

Can I get a "Heck yes!" for this insanely delicious-looking churro? Disney knows what's up when it comes to sweet treats. But the latest thing available at Epcot that has people actually losing their minds is...

Boozy popsicles

That's right! There are a few places that serve booze around Disney World, and Epcot is one of them. They are now serving these delectable-looking boozy popsicle treats in a variety of flavors, so on a hot summer day in the park, you can simultaneously cool down and get drunk! What could be better?

Reese's Ice Cream Cake

Reese's has released its fair share of peanut butter/chocolate innovations, but this ice cream cake might, well, take the cake! It looks absolutely delicious.

Spreadable avocado

OK, so this one might be a joke, but I could totally see a real company trying to release this. The next one also seems like a joke, but I assure you, it's not...

KFC gravy candle

This is a candle. That smells like gravy. I don't want this. I'm going to go out on a limb and say you don't want this either. KFC, what were you thinking?

Champagne ice cubes

Now, this is an idea I can get behind! The newest brunch cocktail trend is to make ice cubes out of champagne. This way, your ice won't water down your mimosa...it will make it stronger instead!

Cakes for one

You may look at Duncan Hines' cake mix kits for one and think, "Huh, you'd have to be a really lonely person to buy that?" Or you may look at them and think, "Yes. This is for me. I like. I want." If you're in the first camp, your mind might change when you see the next one...

Unicorn cake for one

The colors! The sparkles! How could anyone resist this cake unicorn cake mix kit for one? I want one right now, and it's 10 in the morning!

Watermelon Freeze

Taco Bell's most Instagrammable summer treat is back, baby! The Watermelon Freeze even looks like watermelon because it comes filled with candy seeds! The next one is honestly ridiculous...

CBD burger

Carl's Jr. is hopping on the cannabis train with its CBD burger. I just don't know what to say about this. This is one of those crazy trends that I don't think will be around for much longer.

Chocolate penis

via: Dick at Your Door

 Never fear! I know you've always wanted to send a chocolate penis to your friends, and now you can. I personally really love the floral box it comes in.

Chocolate anus

If the penis thing is just too much chocolate for you, don't worry. You can also make a mold of your anus and send your best friend (or your worst enemy) chocolates in the shape of your actual butthole.

Bread pillow

via: Amazon

 I don't think I've ever wanted anything more in my entire life. This giant pillow looks just like a huge fluffy French bread roll. I've often thought about the perfect food to sleep on, and a fluffy roll might be it.

Dole Whip margarita

In case you thought Disney was done impressing you with their boozy options, you can now get a frozen margarita made with Dole Whip. It's like all your dreams came true in one drink. The next one could be seriously addictive...

Birthday Cake Cool Whip

Does this Cool Whip actually taste like birthday cake? Well it's pink and has colored sprinkles throughout, so it doesn't really matter, does it? But people love it.

Kranch

Heinz has released a mixture of ketchup and ranch. The only problem is that they called it Kranch. KRANCH. That's disgusting. On all the levels. In case you aren't sufficiently grossed out yet, peep these...
they also released Mayocue, an unthinkable combo of mayonnaise and BBQ sauce that begs the question, "Why? Who does that?" and Mayomust, a mayo/mustard combo that makes more sense but still grosses me out.

Impossible Whopper

It seems like Burger King was the first of the fast food chains to embrace the meatless Impossible Burger, and this is a trend I can get behind. While I don't think it tastes just like the real thing, it is a great veggie alternative for those trying to cut back on meat for whatever reason.

Boozy lollipops

I love lollipops. And I would love them even more if they were boozy, like this one. This is a whole lollipop kit, complete with sweet gel and sugary powder, so it's basically like boozy Fun Dip, and I am here for it! The next one is also great...

Boozy gummies

These yummy gummy candies are filled with booze, so you can snack and get wasty at the same time! Yas please!

Peanut butter pump

This is a perfect innovation and I can't believe we haven't thought of it sooner. You could pump peanut butter straight onto your bread or your apple with this thing. It's annoying to have to use a knife every time you want some of the good stuff.

Nightfood

This is a little bit genius but also kind of scary. It's an ice cream brand that is also a sleep aid. So you can eat your after-dinner treat and it will put you right to sleep.

Pancizza

IHOP went off the rails on National Pizza Day and started selling giant pancakes in pizza boxes. They called them Pancizzas, which is maybe the worst name for anything I have ever heard.

Boozy ice cream

Häagen Dazs knows what it's doing. It started offering a whole bunch of different ice creams that weren't just flavored like drinks, but they were actually boozy. The next one is actually amazing...

Pickle bouquet

Do you hate flowers? Do you even just slightly prefer pickles? Then you should tell your significant other or your friend or yourself to get you this bouquet of pickles. You're welcome.

Ketchup caviar

You know what? I'm going to reserve judgment. I think this is horrifying, but I also thought ketchup leather was gross, and it turned out to work very well.

Mac and cheese bucket

via: Costco

 Costco sells this giant bucket of mac and cheese that contains 180 servings. And people say it's actually quite yummy. So there you go. That's the world we live in.

Ranch keg

Why not couple your mac and cheese bucket with a keg of ranch? The world is ending. We all need to drown our sorrows in salad dressing.

Most Stuf Oreos

I love Oreos. But I can't eat Double-Stuf. They're so gross. Too much filling. So these would absolutely ruin me. Regular Oreos and Oreo Thins got the ratio right, and we should stop now. Share this with your foodie friends!

The Cronut.

The cronut is certainly something to add to your "eat before you croak" list. How can I describe it? Okay, what do you get if you cross a European and an American? You get a Cronut! This product is a cross between the flakey European breakfast classic, a croissant, and the much-loved American favorite, a donut. It's a surprisingly successful crossover, and these bad boys are taking over the world... well, I mean, they've become pretty popular.

Snackworthy Simply White Cheddar Puffs

Are you somebody that likes to dive into a share bag of flaming hot Cheetos? Same! But one thing that puts me off chowing down on cheesy puffs in public is the incriminating orange powder that you inevitably get all over your fingers. Fortunately, a cleaner version of our favorite maize puffed snack is now available in a "white cheddar" variety. So now we can gorge on cheesy puffs where and whenever we like. Woo hoo!

Skittles Sweet Heat Bite Size Candies

Have you ever found yourself eating a bag of skittles thinking, "these are great and all but they'd sure be better if they had a bit of a kick"? Well, the people at skittles must have had that thought, too, because they've only gone and brought out some hot skittles. Flavors include blazin' mango, lemon spark, fiery watermelon, sizzlin' strawberry, and flamin' orange.

Pringles Wavy

Right, I'm pretty excited about this one. It's true what they say you know, ridges do have the ability to lock in flavor much more than regular flat chips. I don't know the science behind it but, trust me, it's a thing. Pringles, but wavy - what a great new invention for Pringles to come out with.

Giant donuts covered in pink icing, sprinkles, and M&Ms

Have you ever thought to yourself, I'd quite like a donut, but I just wish that they were a whole lot bigger? You wouldn't be the first. A regular donut is probably like a three or four bite situation. Costco is going to change that. The wholesaler, infamous for their belief that bigger certainly means better, has stayed true to form with this latest tasty treat. Apparently, it weighs about two pounds. That's the equivalent of a small bag of rice. Hefty, eh? If you are ever feeling down about the state of the world, remember that, out there, somewhere, there are some good folks thinking up wonderful new food products for us all to enjoy. See, things aren't so bad, are they?