Alright, listen up my fellow plant fans ā No more boring planters! Let’s give our beloved plants a bit of personality and pizazz, OK?
I’ve scoured the internet to bring you the cutest, quirkiest, and most creative planters out there. (And they’re affordable, too. Because, let’s face it ā most of the green we own is chlorophyll not currency, amiright?)
From tiny animal-shaped pots to realistic-looking skulls, these planters will add a touch of whimsy to your indoor or outdoor garden. I mean, who wouldn’t want a sloth planter holding their succulents? Or a disco ball planter?
Let’s put on our gardening gloves and get ready to add some zing to our plant collectionsā¦
Adorable Astronaut Planter
Take your plants to infinity and beyond with this adorable planter featuring a tiny astronaut who would rather tend your plants than explore the galaxy, it seems.
This Planter Was a Bright Idea
…a planter that’ll have you saying “Why didn’t I think of that?”, with its clever lightbulb shape and bird-on-a-stand design that’s sure to make all your plant babies feel like they’re soaring high (well, not too high, they’re still plants after all).
“I Will Survive“
If you thought the “please don’t die” planter was the height of plant motivational decor, get ready for a surprise ā there’s also the “I will survive” planter that’s equally as funny (and maybe even a little more confident). Who knew planters could have so much personality (and so many opinions on plant mortality)?
This Bright Planter Is a Statement
Want a planter that’ll give your plants a little extra personality and make them feel like they’re in the presence of a bohemian guru? Look no further than this colorful accent planter that’s as unique and charming as your plants are, complete with a hand-painted design that’s guaranteed to make your green friends stand out from the rest.
Are You Sitting Down for This? There’s More…
If you thought the standing Earthling pot was the cutest thing that could grace your plant collection, good news! There’s also a sitting version that might be even more adorable. Maybe you’ll need a whole army of Earthling pots to help you through the day. Too bad there are only two.
These 3 Planters Are SO OVER IT
Bring some artistic humor to your plant parenting with this set of three planters, each featuring a relatable personification of any of your plants that are so tired of it all…
Just like you on a Monday morning. š¤·āāļø š
Adorably Mood-boosting Planter (Therapy sold separately)
You don’t need a therapist, you need an Earthling pot. These personality-packed planters are the ultimate mood boosters that’ll liven up any home or office space and make the perfect gift for those who appreciate the art of greenery.
OK, we’re kidding. Maybe you need your therapist, too. š ā¤ļø
A Very Cheeky Planter
Well, here’s a planter that’s cheeky in every sense of the word… This butt-shaped pot is the perfect way to add some humor (and a little bit of sex appeal?) to your green spaces. And don’t worry ā it has a drainage hole that’s as functional as it is funny.
6 of the Cutest, Highest-rated Planters on Amazon
Not only is this set of planters off-the-charts adorable, they’re also extremely affordable. Buy two! One for you and one to have a few little gifts on hand for friends. They’re sure to please if the Amazon reviews are any hint. We’ve looked at hundreds of planters while compiling this list and this is by far the highest rated of them all.
Why Not a Toilet Planter?
Add some humor to your bathroom decor and your plant collection with this ceramic toilet planter that’s the perfect throne for any greenery looking to take its growth to the next level. (No plunger necessary.)
The Smiliest Flower Pot
Meet the smiley planter ā the perfect home for your mini green friends, from herbs to cacti. With its charming and lightweight design, it’ll make you smile every time you see it (and hopefully, your plants will smile too, but no guarantees there).
This Planter Is a Pessimist š¬
Or maybe you’re looking for a smartass planter that’s not afraid to tell it like it is? Meet the pot that knows its plants are destined for the great garden in the sky, but in the meantime, it’ll be the perfect home for all your green friends, even if it’s just for a little while. š
Adorable Glow-in-the-dark Aliens
Get ready for an extraterrestrial invasion ā of cuteness, that is! These cute and quirky planters will visit your plants from a distant planet. Complete with a unique design that’s sure to make your space feel out of this world (and let’s not forget about their glow-in-the-dark superpowers ā it’s like having a miniature ET party in your home)!
Playful Pots That…Stare at You
These vibrant pots come in a variety of sizes and colors, but they all have one thing in common: they’ll make your plants feel like they’re being watched over by their very own plant guardian. Plus, with their built-in drainage system, your plants will be able to see clearly now, the rain is gone (or at least, they’re draining properly).
WTF, Pot??
Here’s a planter that’s not afraid to speak its mind (even if it’s a little sassy). These irreverent pots are the perfect way to add some incredulous personality (and a touch of humor) to your plant collection.
Only Half a Body, But All the Way Cute
This pint-sized planter may look like the bottom half of a tiny human perched on your windowsill, but rest assured, it’s actually a whimsical and quirky piece of home decor. š
Half a Body, But This Time Cross-legged
Did you notice the cross-legged version of that little character? It’s equally as adorable (and maybe even a little more zen).
Golden Goddess
This gold pot is shaped like a sleepy-eyed goddess who’s ready to watch over your plants and bring elegance and tranquility to your indoor jungle (and let’s be honest, it’ll be a pretty eye-catching conversation starter too).
Perfect Planter for a Lazy Day
Want to add some childlike charm to your plant collection? This whimsical pot looks like a tiny human having a lazy day, laying and kicking their feet watching Saturday morning cartoons. It’s the perfect accessory for anyone who wants to add a touch of relaxation (and a little bit of “It’s the weekend, don’t bother me”) to their home or office.
Cactus Cat Tail
This poor kitty doesn’t have a tail. Won’t you please plant a cactus and give them one?? šµšø
Oh, and you can also get a version where they’re crouching with their little butt in the air. š» š¹
Inspired and Inspirational
This set of 12 small succulent pots each feature a peaceful and inspiring Bible verse to keep your plants spiritually nourished (and maybe even encourage you, too).
Now Do the Top Half…
If you thought a planter shaped like a butt was the height of quirky plant decor, get ready for this ā there’s also a bust-shaped pot, too. A perfect complement to your curvy bottom planter.
This busty vessel is just as versatile, and together with the butt planter, it’ll make a statement in any room (and maybe even start a conversation or two). A perfect pair, honestly.
Whimsical Mushroom Planter
And now for some almost psychedelic charm. This mushroom-shaped pot is the ultimate way to give your green friends a home that’s as unique as they are (and no, it won’t take them on any wild trips, we promise).
“Please Don’t Die“
This pot is the perfect way to remind your green friends that they’re loved (even when you’re not the best plant parent). And who knows ā maybe this little reminder will inspire them to keep on thriving (or at least, not die too quickly).
I’m Too Sexy for My Plants
A planter that’ll give your plants a kiss of life? Or maybe it’s talking to them? We don’t know. Either way, this bright red, lip-shaped pot is the ultimate way to add some sultry (and sassy) charm to your garden.
Just make sure your plants can handle the heat (and maybe avoid wearing lipstick around them, just to be safe).
Laziest Planter on This List š
We found the perfect hanging planter forā¦sloth lovers? OK, sure. Why not?
A cute and quirky upside-down ceramic sloth planter that will add a touch of slow and lazy charm to any room. (You can also get one that’s crocheted! š§¶)
It’s Faces All the Way Around
Want to feel like you’re being watched by an army of tiny clones of the same stern face while you water your plants? Well, have we got the planter for you. š
Disco Ball Planter? Heck Yeah!
Got some secret disco fantasies? Who doesn’t? This disco ball planter is the perfect way to make your plants boogie all night long!
We like the rose gold, but of course there’s the classic silvery option, too. (And for cheaper, too. šŖ©)
A Pig-butt Planter? Sure, why not…
Get ready to sow some seeds and laughter with this hilarious pig planter, guaranteed to bring a smile to your face and add some farm-fresh whimsy to your plant collection!
Visit a Hedgehog’s Cozy Home
Add some woodland charm to your indoor garden with this adorable hedgehog “house” planter, featuring a cross-section design that lets you peek into the cozy living room of a hedgehog family (and imagine what kind of wild parties they might have while you’re not looking).
A Planter to Die For
Alright, this is a little different than others on the list, but it’s too cool to skip. Also, some people will think this is cute. š¤·āāļø š
This skull planter that’s perfect for adding a touch of gothic charm to your home decor…and for reminding your plants that they too will one day return to dust.
Cloth Sloth
Youāve seen the ceramic sloth planter, but now thereās one thatās crocheted?! YES. PLEASE.
This textile planter is an adorable way to bring some cozy charm to your plant collection and show the world that you’re not afraid to let your inner sloth shine. (Even if you’re just slow and not technically a sloth. That’s just a minor detail.)
6 Adorable Animal Planters for the Price of One
Moo-ve over boring planters, this set of six animal succulent planters (including a cow, raccoon, elephant, sheep, zebra, and fox) will make you go “wild” and transform your plant collection into a whimsical and adorable menagerie!
Sculpture Planter
Add a touch of art and whimsy to your plant collection with this body planter that’ll have your guests doing a double-take, wondering if you’re growing plants in a miniature version of Venus de Milo (minus the head and legs, of course).
This Dinosaur Wants to Carry Your Succulents
The Rolling Stones may not want to be your beasts of burden, but this little dinosaur doesn’t mind. They’ll carry whatever succulent you want all day long. Pick one up for yourself and give them a job to do. They’re ready!
As Long as You Have to Have a Litter Box Anyway… š¤·āāļø
I don’t know that we’d put ours in a main spot in the living room like this, but if we have to have a litter box anyway, it might as well be a pretty planter. And thousands of other people agree. This litter box ā which comes in grey, white, or brown ā has over 23,000 reviews and a 92% customer satisfaction rate.
A Bone-a-fide Planter
Add some “deadly” whimsy to your home with these skulls fused together into a single gloriously ghoulish planter. (Just don’t forget to give your plants some water, or they’ll be pushing up daisies too!)
Sophia from The Golden Girls
I think I’ve peaked. Have I found the best succulent planter on the internet? I don’t know if Sophia is your favorite Golden Girl, but her head with a plant in it is our favorite flower pot. š
And a Blanche!
I thought they only had Sophia planters at first, but it turns out you can select which character you want. I’m getting them all. š
Except… except… where’s Rose?
Maybe they’re still working on the Rose / Betty White planter and it’ll be there by the time you read this. š¤