Birthdays. Some people love 'em. Some people hate 'em.
Either way, birthday's rear their tricky heads once every year, seemingly filled with newfound promise. In no time at all, though, they more often than not end in brutal disaster.
For these folks, it's their birthdays and you can bet they're gonna cry...
...and not because they want to.
When Your Birthday's Totes Lit
via: Ranker100 years? I'd smoke to that.
This Is What Dreams Are Made Of
via: Laughter TabIf by dreams you mean NIGHTMARES! I can feel the scars tearing their way through her subconscious right now.
via: RankerThat girl on the left, though. She's crushed.
Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better
via: Reaction GIFsAnd just like that, a sibling rivalry was forged.
Location! Location! Location!
via: RankerThat sounds super sh*tty. All puns intended.
Where Are They Now: The Kirk Cameron Story
via: RankerThat much Subway? Talk about Growing Pains...
via: RankerNope. That's a cake. This takes "bite me" to a whole new level and I'm not a fan.
via: Ranker*Facepalm* *for days*
Die Another Birthday
via: RankerThis. This is why I said "no thanks" when my parents asked if I wanted siblings.
Parents From Hell
via: RankerAnd just like that... He never left their basement again.
via: PinterestWinnie the Pooh. Looking for honey in all the wrong places.
When You Party Too Hard
via: Ranker"Alright, everyone!" "Time to get out those Sharpies..."
When You Lose Control
via: GiphyBye, dignity. See you never.
This Is 40
via: Failking"I'll take one mid-life crisis cake, please." "Heavy on the reality check."
Celebrating a Year of 1ths
via: RankerWell maybe they...Nah. You're right. No excuse.
DIY Birthday Cake
via: RankerCause you're like...a project. PERSON! A project person. ... I'll see myself out.
Birthday of Champions
via: RankerFor many people I know, this would be a great birthday success. I know mostly alcoholics.
When You Find the Line Between Silly and...
via: GiphyAbort! ABORT!
I Only Want One Little Bite...
via: Funny or DieGirl. We know your game.
Well This Birthday Stinks...
via: RankerSo ominous. Who are these skunks, and just what are they threatening?
via: Ranker"You said you wanted Banana!" *flips over paper* "...Cake."
I Can't Even
via: My Life and KidsThis person should be banned from all things birthday. Effective immediately.
Make a Wish!
via: GiphyGets me every time. #LifeGoals
When You're Just Trying To Make a Friend
via: GiphyAnd it all goes wrong. Oh God does it go wrong.
via: My Life and KidsDo Not Pass Go. Do Not Collect $200.
via: GiphyI feel like this happens to her every year. It's her thing.
When You Lose Control
via: GiphySure. You just "lost control."
When Your Birthday Is Trash and You Know It
via: RankerNot. Cute.
And the Aye's Have It!
via: Funny or DieThe ayes, not the EYES! Never the eyes...
What'd You Wish For?
via: Funny or DieThat one little moment. That's paying for her therapist's childrens' college educations. Plural.