Disney, as you all know, is the monolith of a company who pretty much has a monopoly on bringing children joy. (Hershey's might be the other one.) Between its movies and TV shows and TV movies and theme parks and merchandise and magic, Disney has created a true world of wonder. It is no doubt that snarky game-makers came along and tried to ruin it.
I have to admit, it really is funny when innocent Disney characters are put in more adult-like situations. That is the idea behind several new knockoffs of the classic game, Cards Against Humanity. These versions, "Cards Against Disney," take the naughty, dirty hilarity from Cards Against Humanity, and places it all within the world of your favorite Disney movies. You've never pictured some of the images that are about to enter your mind. I can almost guarantee it.
Family holidays used to be so dull.But when you need things to turn weird and freaky, when you need a laugh with the people you're with, there's one solid place to turn.
Cards Against Humanity.
If you've never played, I'm not really going to explain it. Just play it.OK, fine. Basically, you pair the black cards, which are missing a word or a phrase, with your choice of hilarious, white card, which are often raunchy suggestions for things you've never dreamed of.
The person holding the black card decides which one is the best, and that person wins the round.
CAH is the best way to get your least fun family members out of the den.It takes a certain sense of humor to participate in this game. And everyone knows the people who don't find CAH funny are not worth hanging out with.
Because the game has become so popular, they've started making themed expansion packs.
The weed pack speaks for itself.
The geek pack is for all the nerds out there.
These are actually presidential packs.
Well, yes. The game became so popular that other third-party versions started appearing everywhere.
Then there's "Cards Against Springfield."
There's even "Cards Against Star Wars!"
Finally, we have "Cards Against Disney."
This version of "Cards Against Disney" comes in a black box much like the official CAH game.
Cards Against Disney has landed. https://t.co/fwEddoBVCl— Salon Mickey (@Salon Mickey)1509112416.0
This "Cards Against Disney" pack, which you can buy on Etsy, is pretty funny.
Hey keep buying my crap! Cards Against Disney , A New Magical deck! #CardsAgainstHumanity https://t.co/jcCC33nnUo via @Etsy— Cards Against Humanity (@Cards Against Humanity)1545164969.0
Then, there are these downloadable bad boys.
Want to destroy your friend's childhood? Then you probably want Cards Against Disney. Yep, it's a Disney themed Car… https://t.co/R3ZyAHN2ix— ninjamitton (@ninjamitton)1542118380.0
And here is another downloadable PDF version of Disney cards.
Found the Disney Cards Against Humanity PDF 😈 http://t.co/rUUOHV9uob— Leah| MagicalWorldOf (@Leah| MagicalWorldOf)1435945383.0
I have a feeling Disney isn't too thrilled with these versions of the game.But who are we kidding? They are hilarious. Let's take a closer look.
Again, to be clear, this is not Disney-approved Disney.
This is one of the tamer pairs I've seen:
“Yoo-hoo! Big summer blow out is a wish your heart makes.” #CardsAgainstDisney https://t.co/xyD9AHLXQ0— Lorraine ✿ (@Lorraine ✿)1545398635.0
Next, this one is just too good not to share.
Now we're cooking with gas.
Shield your eyes!
Here are even more. I'm sorry. But I'm also not.These are all quite disgusting. But that's the point of playing CAH, isn't it? Isn't it? Maybe I really am sorry for sharing this with you.
Because now your childhood is destroyed forever.
Preview sa laman ng Cards Against Disney... https://t.co/Kcl1J2xD0L— King Warrior (@King Warrior)1538566387.0