There's no one more mockable than Texas Senator Ted Cruz. Except for maybe Donald Trump Jr., first-born idiot son of the President of the United States. These two walking jokes got together for a picture during Don Jr.'s birthday celebration, and with the photo (which inexplicably also includes a cookie cake with a crude rendering of Obama's face on it), they created an other-worldly swirling vortex of stupidity that could only be sewn shut by the joke-makers of Twitter. So, for the good of humanity, people mercilessly roasted these two "men." It was quite a sight to be seen.
Senator Ted Cruz is one extremely mockable man.
via: Getty ImagesThere was that time he "liked" a porn tweet. And you know that bit about how he's really the Zodiac Killer? Well, he tried to get in on that joke, and it did not go well for him. In fact, only Ted Cruz rivals Mike Huckabee for the Republican with the worst jokes.
But then there's Donald Trump Jr. He's a whole different animal.
via: Getty ImagesWhen he's not telling people to vote on the wrong day, he's sharing the saddest, most depressing thank you note from his father. When he's not posing awkwardly on a tree stump, he's trying — and failing — to troll late-night TV hosts who are much more adept comedians than he is. Not to mention all the Russia collusion stuff. That's bad too.
If possible, Donald Trump Jr. stooped to a new low yesterday when he posted this picture of him looking like a little kid who just got in trouble for smearing pudding on the wall, Ted Cruz looking like he's desperately trying not to fart, and an Obama cookie cake.
Twitter was similarly confused and disturbed. Some believed that the cookie cake picture of Obama was even "deeply racist":
You know @tedcruz is a uuuuge racist because he’s posing with Trumpy “if I only had more than a lone brain cell” Ju… https://t.co/Jy0FdVZ5Tc— Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@Molly Jong-Fast🏡)1513565121.0
But most people focused on just how awkward and bumbling both parties looked.
Do you know how hard it is to be worse at smiling than Ted Cruz https://t.co/0XOSLDgrgq— Jess Dweck (@Jess Dweck)1513586201.0
Here is the most perfect tweet about this picture:
Three faces made of mangled dough https://t.co/haBDNA09EG— Jess Dweck (@Jess Dweck)1513571029.0
This is truly one of the worst photos in existence, and we're sorry to keep sharing it with you, but the commentary is just too good.
Imagine being the less likable person in a photograph with Ted Cruz. https://t.co/Jqp4wTs5lM— The Volatile Mermaid (@The Volatile Mermaid)1513565493.0
Comedian John Levenstein had some solid feedback for Junior following the posting of the photo:
.@DonaldJTrumpJr Figure out what to do with your face for photos.— John Levenstein (@John Levenstein)1513573864.0
It's amazing, but in the hours after this photo was posted, this happened:It's true, though. There's a large portion of America that would actually prefer to have a cookie cake with a poorly-drawn picture of Barack Obama on it as president than to have Donald Trump as president.
The main takeaway from this wildly inappropriate and in all other ways strange photo is that these people are going down.
Hey @tedcruz, enjoy your last year as a Senator. https://t.co/NsuHApcgDE— William LeGate 🇺🇸 (@William LeGate 🇺🇸)1513578318.0