Anal bleaching. It's the newest personal manicuring trend making waves in America's heartland. For those of you thinking – "wait, people bleach their butt hairs?" – no, sweet child, no. Anal bleaching is exactly what it says, bleaching the anus.
According to rumors, the trend started when an unnamed porn star turned TV actress got a full front to back wax only to discover – horror of horrors! – her butthole was a darker color than the rest of her. When she asked her spa's technician what could be done, the first anal bleaching procedure was invented.