Just when we need them most, pets are here to brighten our day. The only problem is, they all seem to do the weirdest things...
People are posting their strange pet behavior under the hashtag #TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOfTheBar - and it's absolute comedy gold.
I told #TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOfTheBar he could crash on my couch. https://t.co/dCIpICpqDH— Philip Fracassi (@Philip Fracassi)1586214597.0
We've all been there.Although this guy is unusually cute.
@quinncy #TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOfTheBar climbed a tree for the first time ever and kissed ANOTHER… https://t.co/R1HMlfa3Xy— T_Town_Tweets (@T_Town_Tweets)1586219527.0
@quinncy #TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOfTheBar is drooling out the window https://t.co/eFG2gdfJmA— Mercedes Ben (@Mercedes Ben)1586222039.0
A hungry drunk guy.
@JohnRossBowie #TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOfTheBar is looking for food underneath the table— JD (@JD)1586222171.0
ANother hungry fellow.
@quinncy #TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOfTheBar is patiently waiting for a fresh batch of homemade dog food and half a hambur… https://t.co/ixYEDr3XK0— David Rygalski (@David Rygalski)1586225894.0
We've all been there ...
@quinncy #TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOfTheBar fell asleep with a chicken on top of his head. https://t.co/0YRw6hzAvL— MAKE SURE YOUR SIGNATURES MATCH ON YOUR BALLOT (@MAKE SURE YOUR SIGNATURES MATCH ON YOUR BALLOT)1586238589.0
Nothing worse than a drunk guy plus pals.
“#TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOfTheBar and his two friends demanded FancyFeast at 4:55am.— lynndelaney (@lynndelaney)1586257988.0
This one's particularly odd.
@quinncy #TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOfTheBar just chased the cows and passed out under the truck— Che☃️ (@Che☃️)1586183581.0
@quinncy #TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOfTheBar keeps staring at me.... https://t.co/KafnEU1gMN— KimberlyCo (@KimberlyCo)1586182829.0
@MykeCole #TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOfTheBar showed me his asshole. AGAIN. (This time I got pissed off and took a photo.… https://t.co/nL3ySSuz8u— Deborah Furchtgott (@Deborah Furchtgott)1586192326.0
Loud to quiet.
After pacing back and forth for about an hour complaining loudly about the lack of entertainment,… https://t.co/m4SuNdCPhf— Stacey Burns (@Stacey Burns)1586192958.0
A drunk guy gang!
@DemTweetsThoSis #TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOfTheBar, along with 4 of his buddies, is screaming and shoving his arm underneath the bathroom door.— Karen McBain (@Karen McBain)1586198270.0
Three distinct crimes.
#TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOfTheBar barfed up a hairball, attacked my leg and is now sleeping it off on the night stand. https://t.co/MwPmssjxrn— Zenheadbutt (@Zenheadbutt)1586186878.0
This guy gives of serial-killer vibes.Avoid him at all costs!
Not the greatest place to eat.
@quinncy #TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOfTheBar had a midnight snack at the Cat Box Cafe (open late!) then passed out on the… https://t.co/Ueiwr3fljC— KPF (@KPF)1586188507.0
One rude guy.
#TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndofTheBar is making his lady friend really uncomfortable by licking her face uninvited. https://t.co/i6GF5E0vyI— Checkered Chicken (@Checkered Chicken)1586189623.0
Both creepy and criminal.
#TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOfTheBar has his paws on my thigh, and is trying to steal my lunch. The nerve. https://t.co/7mUeX9fuag— Nancy Sparks (@Nancy Sparks)1586190653.0
#TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOfTheBar doesn't understand social distance! https://t.co/9MZQcC2f1a— Rosalind Thibodeaux (@Rosalind Thibodeaux)1586203212.0
And what about this?
#TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOfTheBar has nothing on the drunk chick who just woke up in her martini glass. https://t.co/m7U3iuQ7ZA— Gregg McBride (@Gregg McBride)1586205467.0
An all 'round bad guy.
@quinncy #TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOfTheBar woke up, stretched, stumbled outside and peed in the bushes, and barked at one of the neighbors.— 🌊✨Sparkle Girl ✨🌊 (@🌊✨Sparkle Girl ✨🌊)1586181959.0
In his own world.
@quinncy #TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOfTheBar is staring out the window yelling at the birds https://t.co/NDIFulAmEi— chattykathy (@chattykathy)1586186205.0
#TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOfTheBar is walking around wearing bunny ears and a bell around his neck. https://t.co/vbCx0Io9Wk— Rex Dickson (@Rex Dickson)1586189827.0
#thedrunkguyattheendofthebar is now refusing to eat unless she is served her meal on the mantle of the fireplace https://t.co/ASqKWUzbst— Heather will not be free until all of us are free. (@Heather will not be free until all of us are free.)1586195062.0
Not a pretty sight.
@quinncy #TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOFTheBar inhaled breakfast out of a bowl on the floor and is now passed out on the floor, snoring and farting.— Rebecca Gummere (@Rebecca Gummere)1586182805.0
A literal dirtbag.
@quinncy Found #TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOfTheBar passed out in the dirt. If he thinks he's coming in my house, he's craz… https://t.co/2PxerYUagC— Lyssa Graham (@Lyssa Graham)1586183217.0
Dedication to side-eye.
@quinncy #TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOfTheBar moved over to my side of the bar just to “side-eye” me! https://t.co/Oy8vkF3PA0— CLo - Carla L. (@CLo - Carla L.)1586183471.0
Invasion of privacy!
@quinncy #TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOfTheBar is asleep on my chest. https://t.co/K5sB1NN8ld— hitchcockalli (@hitchcockalli)1586189058.0
A playful drunk.Better than an angry one!
#TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOfTheBar is making a scene https://t.co/G5XWeS2FER— Ashley (@Ashley)1586190635.0
@quinncy #TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOfTheBar is sitting on the table watching the rain— Sam Proof #twitch (@Sam Proof #twitch)1586184743.0
A menace to society.
#thedrunkguyattheendofthebar flakes out in the narrow hallway and tries to trip anyone having to step over them on the way to the bathroom— Chrissa (@Chrissa)1586188022.0
The only thing worse than vomit?
@quinncy #TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndofTheBar just threw up in my bedroom doorway.— Christina Getrost (@Christina Getrost)1586179778.0
Classic drunk guys.
@CMHeilferty @quinncy #TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOfTheBar is obsessed with my laser pointer.— Dpinion (@Dpinion)1586181902.0
At least he's sleeping it off.
@quinncy #TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOfTheBar is sleeping it off under the table in my office.— Paul "stronger than dirt" Irvin (@Paul "stronger than dirt" Irvin)1586182675.0
When hunger strikes ...
@quinncy #TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOfTheBar is eating dirt.— peets_says_so (@peets_says_so)1586182839.0
Keep that horrible breath away!
@quinncy #TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOfTheBar has horrible breath and just tried to lick my chin.— Suburban Lifestyle Dream Barbie (@Suburban Lifestyle Dream Barbie)1586182969.0
Cheerios are pretty delicious.
@quinncy #thedrunkguyattheendofthebar is begging for some Cheerios https://t.co/XL9l6lOI1O— ColoradoMom (@ColoradoMom)1586183016.0
Get on the same schedule.
@quinncy #TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOfTheBar Partied all night when I was trying to sleep and is now sprawled on a clean l… https://t.co/kIrXYQmRoI— Elizabeth 🌊 #WearAMask #GetVaccinated (@Elizabeth 🌊 #WearAMask #GetVaccinated)1586183718.0
These drunk guys like to get up close and personal, huh?
@quinncy #TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOfTheBar currently has his head lying gently on my inner thigh— Reese (@Reese)1586186278.0
Get some boundaries, man.
#TheDrunkGuyattheEndoftheBar keeps licking me. It's weird.— Shelley EVERYTHING IS FINE Toolis (@Shelley EVERYTHING IS FINE Toolis)1586191037.0
Wrestling drunk guys.
@drskyskull @quinncy #TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOFTheBar (actually there are 2) finally stopped wrestling. One is snoozing… https://t.co/VTpwGtrGY3— Auntie FA's Soup&Sourdough Kitchen (@Auntie FA's Soup&Sourdough Kitchen)1586183409.0
Drunk and feeling nervous.
@quinncy #TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOfTheBar just scared herself and is now racing around the house to get away from ... something.— Robin 🌊🌊🌊 (@Robin 🌊🌊🌊)1586183585.0
So much noise.
@quinncy #TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOfTheBar was screaming something unintelligible from the stairs by the front landing at 6. a.m this morning.— Dawn Johnson 🇳🇴🇺🇸🇬🇧🇩🇰 (@Dawn Johnson 🇳🇴🇺🇸🇬🇧🇩🇰)1586183524.0
Drunk guys get the weirdest ideas.
#TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOfTheBar just climbed inside the dishwasher while my mom was emptying it and then complained loudly when evicted— DebP (@DebP)1586183348.0
A lonely drunk guy.Sometimes we all just need someone to cuddle.
The immediate change of mood.
@quinncy #TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOfTheBar ran around in circles barking randomly, before passing out on the bathroom fl… https://t.co/EX6EFZTKSG— Bex☮️ Against Seditious Abuse (@Bex☮️ Against Seditious Abuse)1586183932.0
@quinncy #TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOfTheBar got stuck under the chair again.— Carla Kjellberg (@Carla Kjellberg)1586180496.0
Please, do this privately.
@quinncy #TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOfTheBar is currently licking his own genitalia— SarahTogaSodaNade (@SarahTogaSodaNade)1586182272.0
Learn where to sleep, guys!
@quinncy #TheDrunkGuyAtTheEndOfTheBar just passed out snoring on a pile of clean laundry I was about to fold.— MAT-AT (@MAT-AT)1586183828.0