Each State Described by a Single Sarcastic Line from a Bitter Resident | 22 Words

Do you love your state? Probably. Hopefully, at least.

But do you love everything about your state? Of course not.

So if you took a few moments you could definitely come up with some barbed, perhaps even bitter, description of your home. And that's exactly how some people recently chose to respond to a European who asked, "Americans, how would you summarize your state in one sentence?"

Here is every state in the union, described perhaps more unhappily than the departments of tourism might appreciate...

Alabama

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Come on, Alabama! That's just not true. You're the first state...alphabetically.

Alaska

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The best thing to come out of Alaska is probably salmon? The worst is definitely Sarah Palin, though.

Arizona

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Arizona is the flattest, hottest state. Don't mind me, but I don't want to live anywhere where I have to check my shoes for scorpions.

Arkansas

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Arkansas is also the only state that has a whole other state in its name. Kansas is very different from Arkansas, however.

California

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As someone who's lived in California for quite some time, I can say with certainty that it has a lot of stuff, but that stuff isn't necessarily better than other states' stuff.

Colorado

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I'm surprised this one didn't have anything to do with weed. Or snowboarding. Or snowboarding while smoking weed.

Connecticut

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Honestly why leave home when you have Frank Pepe, the best pizza pie in the whole dang country?

Delaware

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Is it, though? I don't know anyone from Delaware, and I was pretty sure that was because no one actually lived there.

Florida

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What about Disney World! They forgot Disney World!

Georgia

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Love that about the south. Also, peaches. They have really good peaches there.

Hawaii

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Idaho

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Illinois

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Indiana

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Iowa

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Kansas

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Kentucky

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Louisiana

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Maine

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Maryland

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Massachusetts

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Michigan

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Minnesota

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Mississippi

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Missouri

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Montana

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Nebraska

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Nevada

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New Hampshire

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New Jersey

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New Mexico

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New York

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North Carolina

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North Dakota

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Ohio

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Oklahoma

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Oregon

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Pennsylvania

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Rhode Island

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South Carolina

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South Dakota

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Tennessee

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Texas

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Utah

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Vermont

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Virginia

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Washington

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West Virginia

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Wisconsin

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Wyoming

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Keep reading for some bonkers facts about each state...