Deadpool and Wolverine are crashing into the MCU like a freight train on fire.
The trailer is not just breaking records, it’s smashing them into pieces like a Hulk tantrum.
Forget the squeaky-clean image of Marvel; this is a whole new ball game.
Ryan Reynolds, the wise-cracking genius behind Deadpool, isn’t holding back one bit.
If you thought Disney was going to put a muzzle on the Merc with a Mouth, think again.
F-bombs? They’re dropping them like confetti on New Year’s Eve.
Murder? Yeah, there’s plenty of that too, just to spice things up.
But Deadpool escapes…
And hey, what’s a Deadpool trailer without a good ol’ cocaine joke, right?
But what’s got everyone’s jaws on the floor isn’t just the profanity-laced dialogue.
It’s the audacity, the sheer chutzpah of mocking Marvel’s big cheese, Kevin Feige, right to his face.
You’ve got to hand it to Reynolds; the man’s got brass ones.
The trailer isn’t just making waves; it’s creating a tsunami of hype.
And here’s the kicker: it’s officially set a record for the most swear words in a Marvel trailer.
Yeah, you heard that right.
We’re talking more F-bombs than a Tarantino flick.
This ain’t your grandma’s Marvel anymore, folks.
We’re talking six F’s, one D, one S, and a partridge in a pear tree.
And who else but Deadpool and Wolverine to bring the R-rated heat?
Logan’s telling Wade to shove it, and Wolvie’s getting kicked out of bars.
It’s like a buddy cop movie from hell, and we’re here for it.
But hold onto your chimichangas, folks, ’cause there’s more.
The trailer’s not just setting records; it’s shattering them like glass.
You think the MCU had a potty mouth before? Think again.
Deadpool and Wolverine are taking it to a whole new level.
How? By dropping more F-bombs than the entire MCU combined.
Yeah, you read that correctly.
Thirty-three films, over seventy-two hours of runtime, and Reynolds beats them in just two and a half minutes.
That’s like the Flash on Red Bull.
And before you start scratching your head, wondering if you missed something in Iron Man’s quips, let’s set the record straight.
Sure, there’ve been hints of colorful language in the MCU before.
Remember Tony Stark being told to buzz off by a senator?
Or Star-Lord’s memorable plea to open a certain door?
But those were just appetizers compared to what Deadpool and Wolverine are serving up.
Six F-bombs? That’s not a slip of the tongue; that’s a full-blown verbal assault.
And it’s clear the MCU is ready to loosen its tie and embrace the darker side of language.
So, buckle up, true believers, ’cause things are about to get wild.
Deadpool and Wolverine are about to crash the party, and they’re bringing the chaos with them.
You might want to cover your ears; it’s about to get loud.
The MCU will never be the same again.
And we, dear readers, wouldn’t have it any other way.