Look, I am no fashion expert. I buy my clothes at one of the few convenient stores within driving distance of my apartment. I like to be comfortable and look presentable. I'm not up on the latest hip trends or what have you. But I will venture to say that I can tell when fashion is bad. When it has failed miserably. Honestly, you do not need a degree in fashion design to know that the pictures you are about to see are truly hot messes.
Whether it is poorly placed words or graphics, confusing design placement, or just straight-up ugliness, these fashion choices are sure to blow your mind. And not in a good way. You would think with clothes that are mass-produced, like most of the designs in this gallery, a team of people has thought about it, played with the design, figured out what worked and what didn't. Clearly, that didn't happen with these.
These photos are cringe-worthy.They're terrifying. They're ugly on a level that you might not even realize was possible.
Animal Cruelty Club
Message unclear, please repeat.
via: RedditWhat... what are we saying here? Do you cat ats? I don't know what I'm supposed to take away from this. I'm gonna lie down.
The ad guy's pitch: "What if we made our new product instantly disgusting?"
via: RedditThese socks have a design that makes it look dirty. - Connraad
You want the hearts on your socks to look cute, not painful.
via: RedditHeart Socks that make you look like you bleed from ankles. - Fusteur
You want to head into the movie theater a little queasy, right?
via: RedditMy favorite socks - POOP! - LauraMacb
Even a broken shoe is right twice a day.
via: RedditThis shoe is supposed to be a clock. - Vlamingo200
The shoe designer just had all these extra metal rings lying around...
via: RedditThere is a metal ring inside the shoe. Love my new blisters c: - Merilyn2003
Cool, a useless task to do every night!
via: RedditI didn't notice my shoes had tiny holes in the bottom until I heard scraping. Very convenient for tiny stones. Some are so lodged in them, I have to get a knife or a pen to get them out. - Aletzelente
Where's the rest of them?
via: RedditTell me one thing — one thing — these "shorts" are supposed to cover. Unless this is a new take on a belt, I'm gonna have to pass.
via: RedditSaw this in Venice last summer... What did the fashion industry become? - female_rock
It does kinda of sound like Batman and Robin's couple name.
via: RedditWanna buy a pair of “RATMAN" shoes? - Legopanacek
They get worse the longer you look at them.
via: RedditPants that give you a bulge from the front and a loose private area from the back. Oh, and did I mention they are see-through? - SuqueMyCoque
Fake it until you make it!
via: RedditThis is cool, because sometimes it's too cold out to leave the house in your boxers with your actual willy all hangin' out.
Gonna tell my kids this is what we used before GPS.
via: RedditI bought this shirt before my cross-country road trip thinking it would save me the money I would've normally spent on a map, and I am still lost in the desert.
So angry looking at this.
via: RedditSee, now the pockets are just taunting us.
Lot of info coming in here.
via: RedditMy best guess is that this shirt is suggesting you should "leave loves"? Is this shirt telling me to believe I'll find love again and finally end this go-nowhere relationship? Hey, thanks shirt!
I too have known a love that is as great as Canada.
via: RedditBlue font on a blue shirt. - GeneralShawn
Just a bad idea all around.
via: RedditMy tennis shirt looks like it is drenched in sweat even when it's clean. - The99Theorists
Impressive... Not a lot of shirts can actually hurt you.
via: RedditReflective stripe on a high-visibility shirt that heats up in direct sunlight. - Le_Rat_Mort
I knew I forgot to check something today...
via: RedditDid you remember to check your shirt today? If you haven't yet, do it now.
The Bornt Supremacy.
via: RedditI suppose the word they're trying to convey is "love," but I can't help but focus on "bornt." What is a "bornt"? Is that what they call the people who fail out of the super-spy academy that Jason Bourne went to?
This shirt is not a huge fan of the 2020 seniors...
via: RedditCan we just all agree to stop putting letters from one word on a different line? It's never cool and never not hard-to-read.
via: RedditPersonally, I'd love to wear this shirt featuring the moment Captain America slowly begins to comprehend math.
It's full of stars...
via: RedditDo people like endless blasts of energy coming out of their legs? Is that the new trend? Cool, on it.
Yo, Will Ferrel can get it.
via: RedditElf socks I got my dad for Christmas, when wearing pants just shows Will Ferrell crotch. - Laundry-Champagne
This is good advice for when you're applying for jobs that require 3-5 years experience.
via: RedditMy brothers shirt says "Lie that you can." - Amir_belinsky
I like the way this shirt thinks.
via: Reddit"Never do your best, quit"? Well, if you say so...
Could come in handy if you fall off a cliff.
via: RedditThese drawstrings are almost as long as the pant legs. - JonutWebbio
Hey is for horses and, also, crotches.
via: RedditThose pants are a must-have if you want horse hair right on your crotch. - yourdogwackaf
Now these are good for biking.
via: RedditLook at these pants with TOTALLY matching legs. - troop129
I will give up
Don't touch this
Chlorine, the breakfast of champions
Back of the donut
Never the unknown
Zipper to nothing
Keep it local
A bunch of malarkey
Did hurt my your back knife?
Pop goes the shoe
Even the athletes are embarrassed about these uniforms!
via: ImgurWithout further ado, here are even more fashion disasters you won't be able to look away from...