Florida Man Parks Smart Car in Kitchen to Keep It Safe During Hurricane Dorian | 22 Words

Hurricane and storm surge warnings are well and truly in effect for large areas along Florida’s east coast, as the formidable Hurricane Dorian stampedes its way across the Bahamas and directly into the state's path.

The hurricane, which has now been labeled as a "Catastrophic Category 5 storm," has produced the strongest and most deadly wind speeds on modern record, and up to 1.5 million east coast residents could be facing an emergency evacuation in the next couple of days.

And now, the deadly storm, which is currently traveling over the Bahamas, is threatening to destroy people's homes and belongings.

That is, until one man took matters into his own hands...

Hurricane Dorian has become one of the modern world's most formidable storms.

Dorian initially developed from a tropical wave in the Central Atlantic on August twenty-fourth last week. Since then, however, it has grown into an extremely powerful tropical cyclone and is currently causing widespread flooding and destruction to the Bahamas.

It has been categorized as a Category 5 hurricane.

But what exactly is a Category 5 hurricane? Well, even our president doesn't quite know the answer to that. President Trump unbelievably revealed his confusion over the storm, despite 4 of them having threatened the U.S. during his presidency.

Trump announced his confusion at a briefing with officials at FEMA's headquarters in Washington, DC.

"We don't even know what's coming at us. All we know is it's possibly the biggest. I have - I'm not sure that I've ever even heard of a Category 5. I knew it existed. And I've seen some Category 4's - you don't even see them that much." "But a Category 5 is something that - I don't know that I've ever even heard the term other than I know it's there. That's the ultimate, and that's what we have, unfortunately."

It turns out that a Category 5 hurricane is the deadliest of them all.

For your information, and the president's, the Saffir-Simpson Hurricane Wind Scale classifies hurricanes by the intensity of their sustained winds. Category 5 is the highest classification on the scale, and only storms of wind gusts of at least 156 mph can be classed in this category.

In just a week, Dorian has caused destruction on an unprecedented level.

Being a Category 5 hurricane, Dorian has gathered up wind gusts of up to 200 mph across the Carribean - more powerful than any other type of hurricane in existence.

The Bahamas has taken a true battering from the storm.

The storm first hit Abacos as a Category 2 storm but has gradually moved across the Bahamas, all while being bumped up to Category 4 by The National Hurricane Center in mere days. And the damage is staggering. Roofs have been ripped off, cars overturned, and power lines pulled from the ground as thousands of people sheltered in schools, churches, and hurricane shelters. It has now come to a standstill over Grand Bahama Island, but is expected to move onwards today.

And, now, the storm is threatening the United States.

Quite worrying considering our president doesn't have a clue what it is, don't you think? Hurricane Dorian is stampeding right towards the path of Florida's peninsula, and today is the critical day that is likely to determine whether the state is dealt a powerful blow or a less intense scrape.

It is predicted to hit the U.S. at some point this week...

And its arrival is expected somewhere between the Florida Keys and southern Georgia.

The storm is traveling directly into Florida's path.

“Although it remains uncertain just how close the eye of Dorian will get to the Florida east coast, the threat of damaging winds and life-threatening storm surge remains high," the National Weather Service office in Melbourne wrote. “There will be considerable impacts and damage to coastal areas, with at least some effects felt inland as well!"

Residents are bracing themselves.

Serious storm effects are likely in coastal Georgia and the Carolinas in the middle and latter half of the week as Dorian picks up speed and heads north.

Florida is now in an official state of emergency.

President Trump on Friday approved an emergency declaration for Florida and "ordered Federal assistance to supplement State, tribal, and local response efforts due to the emergency conditions resulting from Hurricane Dorian," the White House has said.

An evacuation is imminent.

Roughly 540,000 people live on the state’s 100-mile coast. Areas that are facing evacuation include parts of Bryan, Camden, Chatham, Glynn, Liberty, and McIntosh counties. It is estimated that up to 1.5 million people could be ordered to flee the U.S. coastline in the next couple of days.

And Floridians have been told to prepare for 7 potential days without power.

Gov. Ron DeSantis has urged residents to “make preparations" for a 7-day power outage after issuing a state of emergency for all sixty-seven counties.

DeSantis predicts that the storm could be catastrophic.

“I think a lot of Floridians are heeding the advice because they see that the storm could be really powerful, potentially a major impact," DeSantis told Fox News. He also said that Florida has millions of gallons of water for distribution and FEMA is prepared to distribute water as well.

Preparations are well and truly underway.

And big companies are working hard in order to prepare Flordia for the impact of the storm. “We’re also working with companies like Publix and Walmart to get those shelves restocked because we know that’s important," DeSantis said.

But, for some people, preparations simply weren't enough.

One man took matters into his own hands...

A Florida man named Patrick Eldrige decided to park his Smart Car in his kitchen so it wouldn't blow away.

Eldridge's wife Jessica told Facebook that Patrick was "afraid his car might blow away." A valid concern for a small car!

So he decided the best course of action was to park it in the couple's Jacksonville home. In the kitchen.

Jessica's car, on the other hand, is not getting quite the same level of royal treatment that her husband's Smart Car is getting. According to Jessica, her car is just parked in the garage. I guess both cars can't fit in the kitchen, to be fair.

Most of the people who read the post applauded her husband but a select few called him out for driving what they deemed a "wimpy" car.

Commenters wrote things like "Did he spend the extra $19.99 and upgrade to hamsters from the standard gerbils?" "If my husband drove that pansy car, I'd put him outside with it," and "Your husband is really a wife." Yikes! Florida, you OK over there?

Jessica clapped back at the haters, explaining that her husband also owns a truck, pictured here.

Listen, jokes aside, the important thing here is that despite a literal Category 5 hurricane raging outside, one family's Smart Car is safe. Right? That's definitely the takeaway. Yep. Stay safe out there, Floridians!