Florida is one of those places that truly does offer something for everyone. If you're from the cold, gray Midwest like me, it can be a tropical retreat filled with sandy beaches, glittering waters, and a much-needed dose of Vitamin D. If you're a theme park junkie, it offers a variety of options ranging from four Disney parks to two Universal parks as well as SeaWorld Orlando and a plethora of water parks. But mixed in with all that magic is something that the internet has been quietly taking note of for a while now: A whole lot of crazy Flordia people.
So when a new online trend starting involving googling "Florida Man" followed by your birth month and day, the results were nothing short of spectacular. I've compiled the 30 best results from this hilarious challenge, so allow yourself to sit back, relax, and enjoy the ridiculousness that is Florida Man.
This chilling threat
@g_pratimaaa Where do I collect my prize? #floridaman https://t.co/kkxyQeTPns— Patrick Joy (@Patrick Joy)1553165720.0
This clever trickery
#floridaman January 10th https://t.co/BLQ5wd0udb— 𝙽𝙰𝙿 𝚀𝚄𝙴𝙴𝙽👑 (@𝙽𝙰𝙿 𝚀𝚄𝙴𝙴𝙽👑)1553174629.0
This relatable responseHonestly, I get this. Especially in a place like Florida where the average temperature is 800 degrees Fahrenheit with 500% humidity.
This new type of Uber
@misty_surge June 8th: Florida man arrested after calling 911 to get a ride to Hooters— Garrett (@Garrett)1553176317.0
This sage advice
All of these have my dying 🤣 #FloridaMan https://t.co/WT0yUuSeze— Sabrina Ruiz (@Sabrina Ruiz)1553180578.0
This delicious attack
@g_pratimaaa https://t.co/kL19OALmGT— Merrill (@Merrill)1553129370.0
This unlicensed teacher
@g_pratimaaa Oh God. https://t.co/baI84tUz5z— Adam McKola (@Adam McKola)1553185380.0
This hungry burglarSometimes, when the ramen craving strikes, you just have to go for it. Even if that means breaking and entering.
This poor, poor lizard
@g_pratimaaa 🤣”A #Florida reptile store owner made notorious after a man died during a 2012 insect eating contest a… https://t.co/4YfypcfAwL— Dena Grayson, MD, PhD (@Dena Grayson, MD, PhD)1553180433.0
This cheesy weapon
@savmontano @g_pratimaaa Very fitting https://t.co/QetcYAEEG2— Dime (@Dime)1553188506.0
This unsurprising outcomeFirst of all, don't do this. Secondly, how does a microwave even fit inside a microwave? Thirdly...WHY?!
This illegal maneuver
@AdamMcKola @g_pratimaaa I’m done!!! 😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/Ynvz8FRecS— Marlene 🇩🇰🇾🇪🔴 (@Marlene 🇩🇰🇾🇪🔴)1553189160.0
This effective method
@bmanley121 @mikeyymess @TheFakeSteveM @AverageDJ @g_pratimaaa https://t.co/sHp8UUC7tn— Daniel Frazier (@Daniel Frazier)1553213781.0
This quick turnaround
@misty_surge June 28: Florida man sent back to jail after not paying for taxi ride home from jail— selina liu (@selina liu)1553138151.0
This responsible driver
@misty_surge January 6: Florida man calls 911 to report himself drunk driving— GusBus (Read Pinned) (@GusBus (Read Pinned))1553107721.0
This interesting breakfast spot
@g_pratimaaa Well this is amazing. “Florida man faces charges for eating pancakes in the middle of the road.” https://t.co/TIRjauxUG1— Daniel Greer (@Daniel Greer)1553131364.0
This all-natural gardenerI can't say I'm surprised that his neighbors had this response. I'm really hoping he uses all organic gardening supplies, since the use of harsh chemicals while nude seems like a recipe for disaster.
This total lightweight
@misty_surge April 18: A naked Florida man in a Publix parking lot kicked trash cans and jumped on and punched cars… https://t.co/YkkIVcftx7— TheDudeBro (@TheDudeBro)1553131782.0
This eggroll fanaticHow did this guy know that this woman was making eggrolls in her house? Could he smell them from the street? Can we really blame him for wanting to get to those delicious-smelling eggrolls?
This strange scheme
@misty_surge August 21: Florida Man Caught Posing As Middle School Student To Play In Youth Football League— alice 🌸 (@alice 🌸)1553108698.0
This legendary getaway
@g_pratimaaa https://t.co/jpCreDjl13— John Legend (@John Legend)1553171717.0
This cruel sentence
@g_pratimaaa https://t.co/ojP970nKvo— uɥoſ (@uɥoſ)1553189630.0
This rabid rodent
@_jakerodgers @gallagator_ @g_pratimaaa https://t.co/Viy01ftlF0— Luke Farnell (@Luke Farnell)1553190740.0
These killer dance movesThose pesky vampires! Their dastardly plan was probably just to humiliating this poor, heroic man.
This confusing tactic
@FrancisRiozzi @hatwearer2034 @g_pratimaaa https://t.co/s4RqPp5XFq— Stay @ Joel (unless you need to go out) (@Stay @ Joel (unless you need to go out))1553176603.0
This disgruntled customer
@FieldYates @g_pratimaaa This was mine https://t.co/WGe0ccK0pa— Noonan (@Noonan)1553213313.0
This drinking buddy
@the_real_dgraz @FieldYates @g_pratimaaa so many alligators! 😂😂😂 https://t.co/xAX3wk9yBG— brr*mooncake ❄️⛄🕯️🍪 (@brr*mooncake ❄️⛄🕯️🍪)1553217264.0
This unfortunate gun placementAnd he was somehow surprised by this outcome?
This fire hazard
@g_pratimaaa Michael Scott 2.0 https://t.co/RluP5VZgXw— Joshua Manier (@Joshua Manier)1553215464.0