We've all driven through neighborhoods and seen the boring signs for garage sales or whatever else people are trying to sell — and sometimes get back. Most of them are, well, pretty mundane and don't really catch your attention.
But every once in awhile there's a sign that's so clever it just might lure you in...
Just keep moving along...
Seriously, unless you have cookies, your services are not needed here. Just move along. They've got Jesus. They're all good on that front, so peddle your wares someplace else, please.
Keep scrolling for more hilarious yard signs.
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At least he's honest about it. Isn't honesty the first step towards making a change? I think it is, but selling this thing might set someone back a bit.
And hey! At the very least, it makes a lovely rack to hang your clothes on.
Go back and check this hilarious yard sign and see if it's still available!
Seems like a fair trade.
Maybe he's a jerk because he has no tail? Or because you called him overweight? Either way, it's a safe bet that Eddie strolled out that door because the owner could have been a little nicer.
If this funny yard sign speaks to the animal lover inside of you, call to see if he's still available!
Maybe you can turn him into an outdoor cat and then make a funny yard sign of your own to pawn him off to the next unsuspecting victim.
They do say that sex sells.
But are the beer, chicken, and sex swing part of the deal or is there a price? In any event, the people who attend garage sales are weird enough. I'm not sure adding booze and sex to the mix is such a great idea.
Regardless, two-day party! Buyer beware!
You can bet this funny yard sign is advertising a good time.
But you must act now!
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One man's crap is another man's crap being sold in a garage sale a couple of years down the road. You have to give them points for honesty. It's not like 99% of the stuff sold at these things is anything BUT crap.
But crap lovers come in all shapes and sizes. If you happen to love hoarding useless crap, go ahead and inquire further about this hilarious outdoor lawn sign.
They're very proactive and simply just trying to nip things in the butt — literally. Take note, everyone: this is how you manage to be passive aggressive AND proactive all at the same time. It's not a bad approach, honestly.
But if you find yourself outside this house on a hot summer day, go ahead and light one up and hang outside with this funny yard sign until the owner shows up with the hose.
So what is more disturbing? The fact that they have video or that their grandson is trained to crap on command...in a yard?!?
Maybe a picture of their grandson would instill more fear in the discourteous passersby.
This is a pretty funny yard sign, but also one of the more disturbing. We need more info on this grandson.
Exercise your right to vote.
via: 16 SucksNot you, but everyone else. Seriously, not you. We promise. You know Obama's "Hope" poster? This is definitely the opposite of that. This is "DOOM." Strange times we're living in, people.
Please don't be an enabler.
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Be considerate, people. Quitting is hard enough without temptation.
That cat is obviously going through some things and could use a little support. It also could have a promising career in the circus if it keeps these things up.
If cats have 9 lives, smoking probably won't kill them either!
Hold me closer, tiny grasser...
On another note, I wonder just what tiny grass is dreaming about? Rain? Probably just wishing it was in a field somewhere instead of a park where kids and strollers trample it every day.
This funny lawn sign is specifically about the lawn. How nice.
May he RIP.
Tell your friends! Dead grandpa sale! It starts right after the wake.
Something tells me the family might miss his stuff more than they actually miss him, which is quite sad when you really think about it.
All profits are going to whoever wrote this hilarious yard sign.
Was she married to the grandpa above?!?
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Regardless, one has to wonder what Granny did to earn this honor.
But you have to admit that it actually sounds like an interesting sale. It might have all the twists and turns of an amusement park ride, only in a much more psychological fashion.
Pull right up to psycho grandma's house and get yourself something from the deepest depths of her twisted soul. This is one of the best yard signs on the street - don't pass this sale up!
Here's your sign.
I'm guessing things didn't end well. When you've got TWO women broadcasting your cheating, it seems that perhaps you put your confidence in one too many people during your tryst.
And also that Luann and Vivian aren't too happy about this news.
This funny yard sign is a little TMI, but hey, whatever gets this happy couple onto the next chapter of their lives!
Like a good neighbor...
You have to admit that that type of behavior is simply for the birds.
And also that next time they'll put down the phone and maybe walk over like a good neighbor. As long as the complaints keep coming in, something tells me this flock will continue to grow. And grow. And grow.
This is one of the best yard signs - and executions - on this list. Where can I get one of those flamingos, btw?
What's the difference?
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Are there pushy salespeople in lab coats spraying perfume on you?
Groups of teenage girls sipping Starbucks and trying on clothes two sizes too small? Let's just hope the parking situation is better than it would be at a mall!
Yard sale malls are kind of like old school bazaar markets. Sounds super fun. This funny yard sign might lead to great treasure...
This Boxer gives their owner the silent treatment after being left in the car to check out a yard sale. Check it out in the video below!
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Then again, you may not. You never know unless you check, but using the word "crap" isn't inspiring a lot of confidence that the wares for sale are particularly valuable or interesting. Maybe it's just a form of the soft-sell, though.
One person's crap is another person's treasure, that will one day turn into crap for them too. The never ending cycle of crap that gets traded from yard to yard is enough to make your head spin.
Turn right at this hilarious yard sign!
He's very attached to his sign.
In fact, it inspired many emotions in this guy.
And you have to admit that the P.S. is a nice touch, even if it's poor form to have the postscript run longer than the actual body of the letter. Someone could use a correspondence class!
But also, this guy is threatening to shoot trespassers on site for stealing lawn signs. What's hilarious is the defense he will have in court when he faces criminal murder charges.
Baby got sales.
It looks like one of those rap guy's garage sales. I mean it's like so large, it's like out there...
If you're courting fans of pop culture, you're doing things right. Old school hip-hop fans will be beating a path to your doorway!
This is a funny yard sign and I cannot lie.
Right on target.
That's really taking aim at would-be robbers. A little over the top? Maybe, but I guess it works. I mean, who would tempt fate with a body-shaped target with bullet holes in the front yard? The neighbors must be thrilled.
Then again, what are they really hiding inside their house? Now that you put it this way, I'm actually very curious...
Was that the intention of this funny lawn sign?
Do NOT be fooled!
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Not only did this guy lose his pet, but he also lost his nunchucks.
No word on if he's teenage or a mutant (or a turtle), but better safe than sorry. If someone says an animal is dangerous, I'm inclined to believe them right off the bat.
Post this funny yard sign in the sewers for more accurate results.
One man's trash...
Is another man's hobby.
And a much cleaner one, I would assume. If you have to compare your yard sale to dumpster diving, people might be skeptical of the value of what you're putting up for sale. But there's always hope!
Listen to this funny outdoor sign and start dumpster diving today.
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To clarify, he is not in love with you.
And he is also quite sleep-deprived, so don't take it personally. That's why you don't take NyQuil and go out leaving notes on cars. Or maybe, just never put notes on cars.
Let's hope this man delivered his love note to wife and doesn't have to resort to making more funny outdoor signs to prove his affection.
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He can't believe it's not more expensive...or that it's not butter. I'm not sure what's for sale at this yard sale, but if it has Fabio's approval, it might be some pretty interesting stuff!
But there are probably a few romance novels to choose from.
Funny yard sign or sexy yard sign? Either way, we're shopping there.
That's an important factor in buying a house.
Unless you want to be on an episode of Ghost Hunters, of course.
It could be your shot at fame!
Then again, maybe the house really ISN'T haunted, and this person is just terrible at selling things. That's actually more likely.
With the housing market booming like it is today, chances are the buyers will waive the paranormal investigator inspection fees, too!
Knockout prices, too!
He's the one you want to have in your corner. Unless, of course, you're actually fighting the one in your corner. In that case, no!
Mike Tyson as a marketing technique is a questionable approach, for reasons that I may not need to get into.
Everything must go!
Not that she's bitter, or anything. Just remember, an ex is an ex for a reason. But his stuff is yours to sell for pennies on the dollar, so check out this event. It sounds like there are bargains to be found!
Even if you don't find what you're looking for, chances are you'll pick up some juicy gossip just shopping here...
A little birdie told me...
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Polly wanna (be served on) a cracker?
Please bring a dish to pass. And if there are people showing up to eat, I hope that there's more to eat than just one measly parrot. I would hope for many, many more, actually. Not that I want to eat exotic birds...but it's kind of the same rule as bringing gum to class.
This hilarious yard sign combo will surely make you double-take when passing it by!
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And with two simple words, a stampede of frat boys descended upon the lawn. I can see more stuff getting stolen and damaged at this event than actually sold.
Also, this might be totally illegal.
But better than selling it and skirting state liquor laws, right?
This funny lawn sign hits right at the kernel of truth we're all thirsting for...beer.
Cheers to that!
Making America great again, one cocktail at a time. (Or two or three or four.)
Do they have your vote? I'm sure this will get the coveted pirate vote, which is a powerful swing group.
If you've been looking for an opportunity to use your tiki glasses, break 'em out and start shaking the Mai Tais!
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Care for a spot of tea?
Or rather, finding another use for that tea set? I'm frankly impressed they're taking credit cards. That's a real game-changer for garage sales!
Ryan Gosling's agents better not get wind of this funny yard sign!