Welcome, fellow weirdos, I mean—garden enthusiasts! No more boring garden gnomes and stone lions! We’ve scoured the internet to bring you the most hilarious, outrageous, and downright weird garden statues you’ll actually want.
(At first, this list was a collection of garden statues under $30, but I found some you’ll at least want to see, if not buy, that are a little bit more, and I added them in. But most of them are still less, some of them substantially.)
Alright… Get ready to laugh, cringe, and maybe even question your taste in decor. Without further ado, let’s dive into funny garden statues that will make your neighbors do a double-take.
Groovy Gnome
With oversized sunglasses, beehive hair, and a jacket to match, this groovy gnome is following his own path. We’re lucky to get to come along.
Bonus: If you leave him in the sun during the day, his glasses will light up at night.
Mushroom Man
Hey, don’t judge. You’d make that face, too, if you were a mushroom. This mushroom man (or maybe he’s a man mushroom?) is doing the best he can. 😆
A Gnome with His (Very Cool) Trusty Steed
I have never in my life seen two creatures more ready for battle. Though I think in this case the fight is to be cool as heck. In which case, the battle is already won.
Dragon Emerging from Underground
This 3-part dragon statue creates the illusion of a single dragon partially buried.
And we’re glad it’s an illusion, too. I’m not sure having a dragon on the loose would be too good for property values.
“Tell Me About Your Day“
I’m not saying this gnome is a therapist, but they definitely want to hear all about what you’re going through. Lay it all out. They’re such a good listener.
Swingin’ Elf
This introspective little elf knows there’s no better way to think than when you’re swinging around upside down.
A Very Unneighborly Gnome
You may not have the nerve to let everyone know they’re not welcome here, but this gnome and his squirrel don’t have a problem with that at all. Let them do the dirty work of being rude to the neighbors and delivery drivers for you.
Safest Squirrel on the Block
This adorable little statue can be hung on decks, fences, trees, or really anywhere. It’s a great way to show the neighborhood squirrels how to practice safe climbing. Lead by example, as they say.
Murdery Little Guy
What an adorable little gnome. He’s not up to anything sinister at all.
Banana Dog
You’ve heard of a wiener dog, now let me introduce you to banana dog, because…because…
Actually, I have no idea why.
Gnome Rockin’ Out
What do you think this gnome is rocking out to? I’ll give you three guesses…
Just kidding. I don’t know, either. It’s gotta be something good, though.
Meditating Frog
Whatever you’re doing, now’s a good time to pause and take a deep breath…and why not with this omming frog?
Gnome and Flamingo
What happens when you combine two of the most classic yard cliches — garden gnomes and pink flamingos?
This statue is what happens. And for a little something extra — if you leave it in the sun during the day, the lantern will light up at night.
Bigfoot Thinkin’
People assume that bigfoot is a brute, but that’s not fair. He’s actually very thoughtful. Everybody knows he’s an introvert, but it’s true that he’s quite introspective as well.
Bubble-blowing, Solar-lit Garden Gnome
It only seems like this garden gnome is sitting back and relaxing. In fact, he’s gathering energy from the sun all do, so that he can light up at night.
Sneaky but Nice Little Troll
Hide one of these little guys in your garden and they’ll make sure everything is just right. They may be a gargoyle, but they’ve got a good heart…
Pole-dancing Gnome
This little pole-dancing gnome is gonna stay fit and have fun doing it.
A Few Brainless Chickens
Maybe it’s rude to call these chickens “brainless,” but strictly speaking, it’s true. They’re statues. They’re job is to look funny sitting on the edge of your table or railing, and you don’t need a brain for that. They’re doing great.
Gnome in the Outhouse
This guy is just trying to do his business and we’re out here laughing at him. Rude. 😆
Don’t worry, the door on this statue is fully functional, so you can give him his privacy if you want to.
The Cutest Moose
We all know gardens can be beautiful. But tuck this moose statue in there and it’s adorable, too.
Mother Elephant with Her Babies
This mama elephant is adorably hauling her babies up onto whatever ledge you set her. And — bonus — the little elephant garden statues are cleverly designed to either stand next to their mom or hang by their trunks, depending on how dramatic of a scene you want to set.
Banana Duck
In the spirit of “I’m sorry… What now??” allow me to offer you the Banana Duck garden statue, a beloved bit of nonsense for anyone with a touch of the absurd in their sense of humor.
“Friendly” Gnome Wizard
How about a kindly, old gnome wizard who’s smoking a little something and telling your neighbors to live their best life?
Banana Dolphin
From the makers of the Banana Duck, I bring you…the Banana Dolphin.
Surprisingly, this one makes a little more sense. Dolphins do kinda look like bananas.
Hey, listen…I didn’t say it makes sense. Just a little more sense.
It’s Gnomes Against the Dino!
Things aren’t looking good for the gnomes, but we believe in them in the battle against the T-rex. Hopefully there are backups on the way.
Gnomes on a Rabbit
Maybe these are the gnomes coming to help their friends fighting the ferocious dinosaur.
Mushroom Monsters
Keep your garden nice and scary with these fungal trolls. So ugly they’re cute.
Gnome and Alien Chat
When imaginary characters from different universes connect, good things happen. And why not facilitate this meeting of minds in your very own yard?
Pudgy Little Frog
This chubby little fella is a crowd favorite. Almost every review is 5 stars.
Another Cat Attack
Oh my. Another mischievous kitty is coming after the gnomes. This isn’t great for them.
Who’s Abducting Who Now?
I guess the gnomes and extraterrestrials don’t always get along. And when they don’t, it looks like the abductions go both ways…
This Huge Squirrel Has a Secret
I probably shouldn’t be telling you this since it sort of defeats the purpose, but this massive squirrel (who is wider than they are tall, by the way) has a spot round back to hide a key to your house. Please don’t come break in now that you know that. 😆
Mooning Gnome
I wasn’t going to include this mooning gnome, but it has 3,000+ 5-star reviews on Amazon, so clearly people love it. Buy it if you want, ya weirdos. 🌙
Give Your Big, Ol’ Trees a Face
Add some personality to your trees with this set of arboreal facial features.
Snail Alien
This Snailien looks ferocious, but it’s too small to be of any real harm. Worst it could get is, like, a finger or something. And that’s only if it catches you, and what are the odds of that? Mostly it just sits around and looks scary in your yard, which is exactly what it’s supposed to do.
A Slightly Cuter Snail
Ok, fine. You like snails, but you don’t want one that’ll scare the bejeezus out of visitors like that last one? We got you…
Friendly Bigfoot
We humans never see Bigfoot, but the gnomes hang out with him all the time.
Artsy Metal Chicken
This doofus of a rooster is somehow also kinda fetching with his big eyes and bright colors. We’ll let him keep hanging around.
Rockin’ Gnome Skeletons
Rock and roll never dies. Even little gnome rock and roll, apparently.
A Sloth Hanging Around
Any fence, wall, or deck railing without a sloth hanging on it staring at you is a wasted opportunity, if you ask me. 🦥
Black Bear Cub Reading on a Branch
I’m sorry, but this is cussing adorable. A little black bear reading on their own little branch? They can come over for story time any time.
Swingin’ Gnome
All problems go away when you’re upside down. Or they look different, anway.
Zombie Gnome
Not everything can be cute and playful. We need a little undeadness from time to time. And a gnome zombie is just what we’re looking for when it comes to keeping the garden creepy.
Spewing Alligator Downspout
Turn your downspout into a raging alligator with this clever yard statue. They also offer a shark version and a dolphin.
Passed-out Gnome
This funny fella had a few too many and went from being a garden gnome to being a sidewalk gnome, it seems.
Adorable Digging Terrier
OK, if someone told you you’d find an adorable statue of a dog butt on the internet today, I don’t think you would’ve believed them. But here it is. A garden statue of a dog but that makes it look like the little terrier is just digging to their heart’s content.