Some comedians' jokes bounce well off one another. They know how to play the crowd. Now, I'm not saying that these Twitter users are professional comedy duos. Far from it. But it is impressive that they can take an innocuous setup, like a tweet from a random stranger, and totally knock it out of the park with a punchline made out of thin air.
Many of these people are not professional comedians. Most of them aren't even famous. They are just everyday people who found an angle into a response to a tweet that no one else could have come up with. These response tweets are bound to make you laugh, so you might want to make sure you're not reading this in a library or somewhere where you have to remain quiet.
Twitter is funny.And some of the people who make Twitter so hilarious, are the people observing and responding to threads of tweets. Let's take a look at some of the hilarious replies!
Literally five movies
There’s literally 5 movies on why this is a bad idea https://t.co/WypQ15kBse— 2natez (@2natez)1529202956.0
Netflix and krill
Netflix and krill https://t.co/iWkR9qASL6— Hannah Sierp (@Hannah Sierp)1536697264.0
Date an RVIt's true, though. An RV is a home and adventure all at the same time. It's the perfect vehicle.
Honestly, in 2018, when a sexual predator is in the White House and another sexual predator is about to be confirmed to the Supreme Court, we're still asking this question?
*gestures vaguely at entire world* https://t.co/yfT5CrKOJ3— Sammy Nickalls ? (@sammynickalls) August 2, 2017
On a path to nowhere
yeah me too, u ain't special https://t.co/3lo2fzdBhI— lacey cencula (@lacey cencula)1505141978.0
I wanna apologize now to my future wife https://t.co/Qbq7B4BjaN— Steven Kleinschmidt (@Steven Kleinschmidt)1501341112.0
Oh, um, I think you're actually talking about Benedict Cumberbatch. Common mistake.
He was good in Sherlock but his American accent as Doctor Strange leaves much to be desired https://t.co/9xSOHkXczC— b ✨ (@iambri_97) June 2, 2018
Name one cow
I can name one cow I would be friends with, and that's Norman, who was the calf that Billy Crystal's character adopts in City Slickers.
name one cow you're friends with https://t.co/t4kxqY0s6L— jordy ??♀️ (@onikallah) March 5, 2017
Stay right where you are I'm calling the police https://t.co/mfpd2uQiBm— teez. (@teez.)1493138655.0
Brothers will be brothers
my brother tells me to shut up when I'm not even saying anything https://t.co/d6WjaSPO2B— abby 🔆 (@abby 🔆)1489162194.0
Someone plz get Lightning McQueen a Benadryl :/ https://t.co/wtXc8qsUWr— Garhett (@Garhett)1526410079.0
I knew sis https://t.co/sa9X0YlQHs— Ronald McDonald (@Ronald McDonald)1497621611.0
I hope they intendo fix it https://t.co/ZsNEqp9AKd— Alex V (@Alex V)1536151331.0
Will my daughter Bristol Travelodge have the same opportunities in life as you. https://t.co/8Q04a7lw9F— Tom (@Tom)1505079279.0
I'm sensing a lot of judgment.
I don't like your tone https://t.co/eJC9GQFsek— The WIZRD 🧙🏿♂️🔮 (@The WIZRD 🧙🏿♂️🔮)1493745877.0
You supposed to become waterproof after you turn 18 or something? Lol https://t.co/5DhAZnXrPH— Just J_ (@Just J_)1491930726.0
Hm, this is a tough one. Would you rather be "normal" or never have to worry about money ever again?
Well bitch I missed out on being rich https://t.co/PUMsz28BKY— Robert McCall (@Chedardon) June 2, 2017
The clown thing
WE DID THE CLOWN THING LAST YEAR WE AREN'T DOING THIS AGAIN https://t.co/XZVLHFXIi2— Lawrence Police (@Lawrence Police)1504706390.0
Both partsHonestly, this is funny, but I included it mostly because it's so true. It's one thing! You can't use one without the other, which is why they should be one price.
Alone in death
This was my first reaction! They barely knew each other. I think this is really disrespectful to Marilyn Monroe.
christ... you can't even be alone in death without a man coming over and going "so, is this seat taken?" while sitting down in it https://t.co/erHTpmECB5— Sarah Nicole Prickett (@sylvia__north) September 28, 2017
Pictures with your man
Agreed. Cause if I break up with him. I don't gottta delete it. https://t.co/9G725pNm5s— Shani, B. 🇨🇷 (@Shani, B. 🇨🇷)1504982304.0
Coachella 300BCYeah, she died waiting in line for the bathroom. It was really hot back then.
Sis check your weather app how would I know ? https://t.co/T7LnpsyRDI— CupcakKe (@CupcakKe)1506314937.0
You don't just accidentally grow a dinosaur chicken. Y'all always lying https://t.co/wKO1gyJUMW— Mike (@Mike)1491866388.0
Weigh your toe
That seems like the way to do it according to that picture. And honestly, I think it sounds like a foolproof plan.
Just weigh your toe https://t.co/DiIGX0RU0p— Caroline Moss (@socarolinesays) August 29, 2017
I remember asking a girl for her name in the smoking area and she said she didn't have one https://t.co/bKOpNer1QS— Greed (@Greed)1501588426.0
me too bitch u ain't special https://t.co/BrDHjC1FBu— Dee Beare (@Dee Beare)1505469073.0
My mom can relate. https://t.co/dUNqGYKxEH— bri (@bri)1505439543.0
Americans eat like they've got free healthcare. Lol. https://t.co/iCY82eQsGj— T. Rankïn' ∆ 🏁 (@T. Rankïn' ∆ 🏁)1534799825.0