Caitlin's boyfriend talked in his sleep, so she did what any sane person would do. She wrote all the nonsense he said in his sleep on Twitter.
And, well, it's amazing.
The couple isn't together anymore, but lucky for us, Caitlin generously left the account up for the world to see.
A classic dream
via: TwitterThis seems like a dream everyone's had. You're missing a test because you're late or just totally not in the right place. I get it.
A strong opinion
via: TwitterI wonder if this was in response to the news that Emily Blunt would be the new Mary Poppins. She's great, but I bet this guy would have killed it.
A total nightmare
via: TwitterCould you imagine?! Someone just taking your toes. No thank you.
A sleep attitude
via: TwitterYou're spouting nonsense, dude! Caitlin asked a totally reasonable question. You don't have to sass her in your sleep.
A bold statement
via: TwitterOh, really? You're the state of Hawaii? I don't think so. The next one is so hilarious...
The best dream ever?
via: TwitterUm, I want to dream that dogs are flying! That would be the best!
The best dream ever part two
via: TwitterI want in on this penguin-hosted pancake breakfast. This is like everything I love in one amazing dream.
A very serious conversation
via: TwitterCaitlin, why are you not getting this?! Keep up!
A good question
via: TwitterI'm thinking the same thing. All day every day, man.
A deep thought
via: TwitterI mean, think about it... The next one is just as philosophical, in its own way...
A sticky situation
via: TwitterThis convergence of Nintendo and Mexican food is interesting but also scary? But also I like it? Can there be a game where Mario has to make guacamole but he gets distracted by all these obstacles, onions that make him cry, knives that try to slice him in half, that sort of thing?
A sarcastic jab
via: TwitterHow is one person so sarcastic in their sleep?! That has to be some sort of special skill.
A quiet plea
via: TwitterListen, cats are the worst. You know it. I know it. This sleeping guy knows it.
An unfair threat
via: TwitterUnless it's a giant, man-eating butterfly, I don't think this is a fair fight. He should just walk past the butterfly and let it fly in peace.
via: TwitterI love that he's making his own sound effects in his sleep. Amazing. The next one will have you questioning everything...
A serious inquiry
via: TwitterWhat if though?! Then, we'd have so many teeth.
A gross idea
via: TwitterDude! No one's saying you have to do that. Ew!
An illogical statement
via: TwitterThis makes zero sense and I love it. I only eat Chipotle because it's fast and right down the street from my apartment.
via: TwitterUm, did this guy just tell the future? Because if you've been living in the world for the past two years, you can see that we're heading in this direction.
A sad ending
via: TwitterThat's terrible! Don't you just hate when that happens? Share this with someone who blabbers on in their sleep!