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Give Me Pumpkin Spice Or Give Me Death

Ah, pumpkin spice — the culinary equivalent of putting on a cozy sweater while frolicking in a pile of autumn leaves. Every fall, this blend of cinnamon, nutmeg and good intentions takes over, infiltrating coffee shops, supermarkets and even gas station snacks. It’s not just for lattes anymore, folks. No, we’re talking pumpkin-spiced cereal, air fresheners, and, heaven forbid, Dude Wipes. You think you’re safe? Think again.

Imagine waking up to pumpkin spice air fresheners, greeting you with the cozy aroma of autumn right in your bathroom. Spend the day dodging pumpkin spice protein shakes and seasonal attire, because yes, those are now things. By nightfall, you’ll find yourself clutching a pumpkin-spiced candle, contemplating your life choices. Some call it an obsession, but aficionados know it’s a lifestyle. A phenomenon that turns even the most cynical into a fall-loving, scarf-wearing devotee. Resistance is futile; you will be pumpkin-spiced.

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Make Mine Coffee

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Dunkin’ Pumpkin Spice K-Cup pods are the epitome of “fall in a cup.” Forget raking leaves or apple picking; this is how you autumn. It’s like a cozy sweater for your taste buds, minus the itchiness. Ideal for those who want to embrace the season without committing to a pumpkin patch visit. Recyclable because you love the planet, pumpkin because you’re, well, basic. (No judgment!)

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Rock The Oat

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La Colombe’s Oatmilk Pumpkin Spice Latte is like a hipster’s dream in a can. Plant-based, lactose-free and gluten-free, it’s the coffee drink that checks all the trendy boxes. Made with real pumpkin, it’s perfect for those who want to sip on fall vibes without the dairy drama. Ideal for savoring the season, no flannel required.

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Pumpkin-Spiced Protein

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Premier Protein’s pumpkin spice protein shake is a gym rat’s autumnal dream. With 30g of protein and only 1g of sugar, it’s the shake that says, “I love fall, but I also love my gains.” Packed with 24 vitamins and minerals, it’s the seasonal treat that won’t mess with your macros. Perfect for those who want to flex their fall spirit.

Just Be Kind

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Kind Thins chocolate pumpkin spice bars are the snack for the calorie-conscious who still want a taste of fall. With almonds and peanuts, it’s like a harvest festival in your mouth, but without the hayrides. Gluten-free and just 100 calories, it’s the treat that lets you indulge in autumn flavors without the guilt. If you want to keep it seasonal and sensible, look no further.

The O.G. Pumpkin Purveyor

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Are you a barista? You are now with these coffee pods from the O.G. pumpkin spice purveyor, Starbucks. So you only know how to make one thing; it’s autumn magic. With 100% Arabica beans, it’s the high-quality java that doesn’t require a scarf or indie playlist. Limited edition, so it’s basically the seasonal latte’s exclusive cousin.

Pumpkin Spice And Everything Nice

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McCormick pumpkin pie spice is the Swiss Army knife of fall flavors. One 16-ounce container packs enough autumnal punch to season everything from sweet potatoes to candied nuts. Forget the pie; this spice powder is plotting a kitchen takeover. It’s the culinary equivalent of putting on a wool sweater and jumping into a pile of leaves.

Bread And Butter

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Green Jay Gourmet pumpkin butter is the unsung hero of the breakfast table. This 19-ounce jar of all-natural, gluten-free goodness is like spreading autumn on your toast. Made with real pumpkins and spices, it’s the fruit spread that’s plotting to dethrone your grandma’s marmalade. No corn syrup, preservatives, or trans-fats, just pure, unadulterated pumpkin bliss.

Diffuse The Situation

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The PSL reed diffuser kit by Lorenzen Candle Co. is like having a barista in your living room, minus the tip jar. Handmade in the USA, this three-ounce set turns your home into a fall-scented haven. It’s the sensory equivalent of sipping a PSL while wrapped in a cozy blanket. No coffee shop lines, just pure, aromatic indulgence.

Sweet As Syrup

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Pumpkin spice syrup for your coffee is the secret weapon for turning ordinary coffee into a fall festival. No need for a barista degree; a couple of pumps and you’re in pumpkin paradise. It’s the liquid courage you need to face another leaf-raking session or family gathering. And, take it from my personal experience, one bottle of this will last long enough for you to sneak a pumpkin drink in the spring.

Pancakes For Breakfast

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You know what’s better than pancakes? Pumpkin pancakes, and with this complete mix, you’ll be sniffing autumn spices before you can squeak out the word “cinnamon.” This mix is made with real pumpkin to deliver a seasonal favorite flavor that pairs well with butter (duh), syrup, whipped cream, chocolate, nuts and more. When the family said they wanted pancakes, this is what they meant.

Just Spray It

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Glade’s Pumpkin Spice Things Up is like having an autumn-scented wizard in a can. One spritz and your home transforms into a fall wonderland, minus the leaf piles. Part of a recent holiday collection, this eight-ounce can is the aromatic wingman you didn’t know you needed. It’s the shortcut to making your home smell like you’ve been baking pumpkin pies all day.

Pumpkin For The Keto Crowd

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Jordan’s Skinny Mixes in keto pumpkin spice is the loophole in your diet you’ve been waiting for. Sugar-free and keto-friendly, this 25.4-ounce bottle is like a cheat code for your morning coffee. It’s the flavoring syrup that lets you have your pumpkin spice and drink it too, all without breaking your carb bank. Basically, it’s the fairy godmother of fall beverages.

Kick The Can

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Amazon’s Happy Belly organic pumpkin in a 15-ounce can is like the building block of autumnal culinary dreams. Forget the frills and flavors; this is pure, unadulterated pumpkin goodness. It’s the can you reach for when you want to DIY your fall, whether that’s in a pie, a latte or a seasonal stew. It’s the unsung hero in your pantry waiting for its moment to shine.

Your Perfect Mate

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Nestle’s Coffee-Mate’s pumpkin spice liquid creamer in single-serving pods is like a pocket-sized fall festival. Each 0.37-ounce tub is a mini-vacation to a world where everything is pumpkin-spiced and wonderful. It’s the coffee creamer that turns your morning brew into a seasonal spectacle, no scarf or boots required. Think of it as autumn’s little ambassador, one cup at a time.

The Spice Of Life

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Simply Organic pumpkin spice in a 1.94-ounce jar is like a spice cabinet’s secret weapon. A blend of organic nutmeg, cloves, ginger and cinnamon, it’s the four musketeers of fall flavors. Whether you’re enhancing tea or seasoning a dish, this jar is going to find its way into a lot of dishes. It’s the spice blend that whispers, “Hey, let’s turn this ordinary meal into an autumnal feast.”

Pumpkin Your Dump

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DUDE Wipes in DUMPkin Spice are the flushable wipes that take seasonal enthusiasm to a whole new level. Infused with clove, nutmeg and other fall scents, these extra-large wet wipes are like a pumpkin spice latte for your behind. Septic and sewer safe, they’re the bathroom essential you never knew you needed. It’s the most literal way to embrace the scents of the season.

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Nonni’s pumpkin biscotti cookies are the sophisticated cousin of your average pumpkin spice treat. Dipped in cinnamon icing, these biscotti are the Italian cookies that decided to study abroad in Autumnville. Individually wrapped, they’re the perfect blend of crunch and seasonal spice. It’s as if a pumpkin pie and a coffee shop had a delicious, dunkable baby.

Give Yourself A Hand

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Spa day with a side of dessert? Don’t mind if I do. (Wait, don’t eat this.) Bath and Body Works’ pumpkin cupcake hand cream is infused with shea butter, turning your skin into a silky-smooth canvas that smells like a bakery. It’s the self-care essential that whispers, “Hey, you deserve to smell like a pumpkin cupcake today.” It’s pampering with a pinch of pumpkin.

When You Gotta Go

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Poo-Pourri Before-You-Go toilet spray in Pumpkin Spice is the bathroom game-changer you didn’t know you needed. With notes of buttery pumpkin, cinnamon and brown sugar, it’s like a bakery for your bathroom (which is sort of weird but not). This two-ounce bottle is a peace treaty between you and your toilet. Leave nothing behind except a seasonal scent.

I Like It A Latte

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The “I Like Pumpkin Spice A Latte” fall sweatshirt is the wearable pun you’ve been waiting for. It’s the sartorial equivalent of sipping a PSL while strolling through a corn maze. Made for those who wear their love for fall on their sleeves — literally. It’s the sweatshirt that says, “I’m here for the pumpkin spice and I’m not ashamed to show it.”

Skinny Spice

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Pumpkin spice without the guilt? I gotchu. Jordan’s Skinny Mixes are the guilt-free indulgence for your coffee. This 25-ounce bottle is like a magic wand that turns your regular Joe into a seasonal masterpiece. It’s the syrup that lets you have your pumpkin spice and your diet, too. Think of it as the responsible adult in the room, making sure you enjoy fall without the sugar crash.

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Every year, Oreo comes out with, like, 524 new flavors, none as exciting as their version of a pumpkin spice sandwich cookie. Limited edition and packed in a 12.2-ounce box, these cookies are like the blockbuster sequel to your regular Oreo experience. It’s as if someone took a pumpkin spice latte and turned it into a cookie sandwich. It’s the culinary mash-up that makes you question why this wasn’t a thing sooner.

Powder Perfection

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Bean Envy MCT Oil Powder with Collagen and Acacia in Pumpkin Spice is the triple threat of coffee creamers. It’s like a nutritional powerhouse disguised as a seasonal treat. Gluten and dairy-free, this keto creamer turns your coffee, ice cream, shakes and smoothies into a fall-flavored fiesta. It’s the wellness guru that decided to throw a pumpkin spice party in your cup.

This Brew Is For You

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Wandering Bear’s pumpkin spice cold brew is like autumn in a box, but without the leaf-raking. It’s 96 ounces of unsweetened, extra-strong coffee that’s as smooth as your grandpa’s dance moves. No fridge? No problem. It’s shelf-stable, so you can sip on-demand, whenever you need that pumpkin-spiced pick-me-up. Pop it right in your fridge in the box and — voila! — pumpkin cold brew on tap.

Almond Joy

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Ah, the Planters Fall Edition pumpkin spice almonds. Picture this: almonds go on a spice-laden adventure through a pumpkin patch and end up in a 15-ounce canister. Magic, right? It’s like experiencing fall without having to rake leaves or wear a scarf. Seasonal flavors, no yard work required. And hey, nuts are healthy, right? That’s what I’m telling myself.

Show Them You’re A Drinker

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Are you an all-things-pumpkin junkie? Then you need this PSL coffee lovers T-shirt. It’s the uniform for pumpkin spice latte aficionados. For less than the cost of two PSLs at Starbucks, you can declare your seasonal caffeine allegiance without saying a word. It’s like a billboard for your fall obsession, but way more fashionable.

Just A Couple Drops

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Say hello to SweetLeaf Sweet Drops pumpkin spice stevia-sweetened drops. Imagine carrying a tiny pumpkin in your pocket. For a mere $9.99, this two-ounce bottle lets you transform any mundane beverage into a fall-themed extravaganza. Zero calories, zero sugar, but chock-full of autumnal essence. It’s the keto-friendly, gluten-free way to infuse your drinks with the spirit of fall, one guilt-free drop at a time.

Spill The Tea

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Ah, Bigelow Tea, pumpkin spice edition. Imagine capturing the essence of autumn— crisp leaves, cozy sweaters and hayrides — and distilling it into a cup of tea. This is your shortcut to a New England fall, no cramped airplane ride required. It’s a seasonal experience that asks for nothing more than a teacup and your attention.

That Hocus Pocus

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Meet the “It’s Pumpkin Spice Season, Witches” shirt, a nod to both the flavor of the season and everyone’s favorite witches. This tee is where Halloween meets your pumpkin spice addiction. It’s the sartorial equivalent of a pumpkin latte with a dash of spooky. It’s like your fall wardrobe just learned a new spell: the art of casual enchantment.

The Muffin Man

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If a pumpkin patch and a bakery had a love child, it would be inside this pumpkin spice muffin mix. It’s your ticket to homemade autumnal bliss, without the fuss of from-scratch recipes. Think of it like having a personal pastry chef who specializes in fall flavors. Just add water, stir and let your oven do the magic. A seasonal treat that’s almost too easy.

Cereal Killer

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Imagine the classic Cheerios you love, but with a pumpkin spice twist. Meet Cheerios’ answer to fall’s favorite flavor. It’s like someone sprinkled a dash of autumn magic on your morning routine. It’s the breakfast equivalent of waking up to find the leaves have changed overnight. A family-sized box ensures there’s enough autumnal cheer to go around.

Coffee And Doughnuts?

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Picture this: your daily coffee ritual gets a seasonal makeover. Introducing Peet’s pumpkin spice ground coffee; it’s as if your cup of Joe decided to go pumpkin picking. This light roast infuses your mornings with the essence of fall, turning each sip into a cozy autumn moment. With three 10-ounce bags in a pack, you’re set for a season’s worth of caffeinated comfort.

Oat Race

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Califia Farms’ Pumpkin Spice Barista Blend gives your coffee that seasonal flair it’s been missing. This pack of six 32-ounce cartons is a dairy-free, gluten-free and vegan alternative to your usual milk. It’s shelf-stable, so you can hoard it for the entire fall season. Perfect for frothing or as a simple creamer, it’s the plant-based secret to upping your latte game. Think of it as having a barista in your kitchen, just without the annoying small talk.

You Mist Try This One

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Air Wick’s Essential Mist Starter Kit in pumpkin spice is more than just an air freshener; it’s a mood setter. This kit includes both a diffuser and a refill, so you’re all set to infuse your space with the cozy aroma of fall. Whether you’re adding some spice to a bathroom or enhancing the fall vibes in your living room, this set has you covered like a flannel blanket on a cool evening.

Take A Bite

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Drizzilicious pumpkin spice mini snack cakes are the crunchy, chocolatey indulgence you didn’t know you needed. These vegan rice cakes are air-popped and laced with chia, quinoa and flax for a guilt-free treat. It’s like snacking got a wellness upgrade. Perfect for when you want to satisfy your sweet tooth without derailing your health goals. Choosing between healthy and tasty? Not today.

No Loss, Orgain

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Orgain’s vegan protein powder in pumpkin spice is the muscle-building boost your smoothies have been waiting for. With 21 grams of plant-based protein, it’s a gluten-free, dairy-free and soy-free way to power up. No sugar added, but plenty of flavor. It’s like your post-workout shake took a detour — right through a pumpkin pie.

A Moment On The Lips

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Speaking of pumpkin pie … take a gander at Chapstick’s Limited Edition Pumpkin Pie triple pack, the lip balm you’ll want to keep on hand this fall. It offers the classic Chapstick moisture with a twist of seasonal flavor. It’s like giving your lips a slice of pumpkin pie without the calories. It’s self-care with a sprinkle of cinnamon and nutmeg.

PB And P

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PBfit Pumpkin Spice Peanut Butter Powder is where health meets seasonal indulgence. This 15-ounce jar takes the essence of roasted peanuts and infuses it with autumnal spices. Imagine your morning smoothie or oatmeal getting a culinary upgrade that whispers, “It’s fall, y’all.” It’s like your pantry got a visit from the autumn fairy.

The Pumpkin King

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Bones Coffee Company’s Pumpkin King ground coffee is a blend that Jack Skellington would approve of. This 12-ounce bag offers a unique pumpkin pecan praline flavor, making your morning cup a low-acid, high-flavor experience. It’s like Tim Burton decided to direct your coffee routine. Enjoy a brew that’s as intriguing as a trip to Halloween Town.

Spread The Spice

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Air Wick’s plug-in scented oil refill in pumpkin spice is the olfactory equivalent of wrapping your home in a warm, autumnal blanket. This five-count pack ensures your living space stays inviting and seasonally scented. It’s not just air freshening; it’s like setting the ambiance dial to “cozy fall afternoon.” Ideal for those who want their home to smell as inviting as it looks. It’s the finishing touch your fall decor has been missing.

Your Pumpkin Pack

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Pumpkins aren’t just for sipping; they’re for making a fashion statement too. This cosmetic bag is more than just a storage solution; it’ll be your fall BFF. This zipper pouch is the perfect nod to your favorite season and your love for pumpkin spice. It’s like your makeup and toiletries get to vacation in a fall wonderland. Carry a piece of the season wherever they go, with the message, “I’m fall-ing for you.” (Get it?)

Siren Song

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Wear your pumpkin love on your sleeve in this wardrobe staple that’s for anyone who believes fall is a lifestyle, not just a season. It’s a short-sleeve graphic tee that pairs well with jeans, leggings or even a tutu if you’re feeling festive. Great for Thanksgiving gatherings, teacher outfits or simply declaring your love for all things pumpkin spice.

Pump Cup

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These miniature pumpkin spice latte “cups” are the quintessential fall decor for your home. Coming in a pack of two, they feature faux whipped cream that’s almost too cute to be fake. Spruce up your autumn-tiered tray or Thanksgiving table; it’s like your home decor decided to order a seasonal latte. If you want to add a dash of whimsy to your fall festivities, this is the one.

Pet Project

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This Pet House candle is the aromatic mediator between you and your pet’s less-than-pleasant scents. Crafted from 100% plant-based wax, this candle goes beyond masking odors — it wipes them out. Imagine your living space infused with the cozy aroma of fall spices. One candle is all it takes to transform your space into an autumnal haven.

Don’t Miss This

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Hot cocoa?! In pumpkin spice form?! Consider my mind blown. This hot cocoa mix is the beverage equivalent of a warm hug on a chilly day. This pack takes the classic hot cocoa experience and adds a seasonal twist. It’s like your favorite winter drink decided to go on a fall foliage tour. No need for a campfire or a snowy day; just add hot water, and you’re in for a treat.

Mix Things Up

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Birch Benders’ Pumpkin Spice Pancake & Waffle Mix is breakfast with a seasonal badge of honor. This 12-ounce pack transforms your morning meal into an autumnal feast. It’s like your flapjacks and waffles decided to put on their best fall attire. Just add water, and you’re on your way to a breakfast that’s as festive as a hayride through an orchard. It’s the morning pick-me-up that comes with a side of fall vibes.

Aloha, Protein

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ALOHA’s plant-based pumpkin spice protein bars are the snack you’ll want to stash in every bag. This limited edition 12-count pack is vegan, low in sugar and gluten-free. They taste just like your go-to protein bar took a detour through a spice market. Free from stevia and erythritol, these bars are the clean, guilt-free way to indulge in seasonal delights.

Sock It To Me

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Lavley’s “Spice Spice Baby” crew socks are the foot fashion for the spice aficionado in your life. These socks aren’t just a comfy cotton blend; they’re a conversation starter. If you’re cooking up a storm or just lounging around, these socks add a dash of humor to your step. They’re the socks that make you want to dance, whether you’re sipping a PSL or not.

Here’s Your Sign

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Take a dash of pumpkin, throw in some leopard print and you’ve got a sassy fall wall sign to get you through the season. This wooden pumpkin is more than just a welcome sign; it’s an invitation to celebrate the season. It’s the decor that takes your harvest or Thanksgiving setup to the next level. Your doorway decided to dress up for fall, and it’s looking fabulous.

Hello, Pumpkin

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Pumpkin-scented candles are more than just a source of light; they’re a sensory journey into the depths of autumn. Crafted from natural soy wax, these candles fill your space with the comforting aroma of pumpkin spice. It’s like your living room decided to host a fall festival, minus the apple bobbing. Whether you’re setting the mood for a cozy night in or adding the final touch to your fall decor, these candles make your home feel like an autumn sanctuary.

More Decor

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These adorable velvet pumpkins is going to be the VIP guest list for your fall-themed table. This 12-piece collection features fabric-wrapped pumpkins that add a touch of rustic elegance to any setting. Hey, dining table! Pput on its Sunday best, but make it autumnal. It’s a visual feast that complements the actual feast.

String Me Along

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This string art box sign is a compact tribute to the pumpkin spice life. Measuring 3 x 4 inches, this sign is a tiny titan of seasonal enthusiasm. Picture it gracing your bookshelf or “spicing” up (see what I did there?) your office desk. It’s the decor equivalent of a pumpkin spice latte: small, delightful and full of character.

Crack The Books

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This tiered tray decor set is a curated collection of faux wooden books that serve as the literary backdrop for your autumn celebrations. Adorned with maple and pumpkin motifs, this set is a visual representation of the season. It’s like your home decor decided to write a love letter to fall. Whether gracing your kitchen shelf or holiday table, these book stacks are the silent narrators of your seasonal story.

Carry The Can-ister

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The pumpkin-themed ceramic canister is more than just a container; it’s a seasonal statement piece. Complete with a wooden beads spoon, this canister is the epitome of farmhouse chic meets autumn elegance. Use it to hold cookies, candies or even your secret stash of pumpkin spice treats. It’s the canister that turns everyday storage into a seasonal spectacle.

Fall Off The Truck

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Imagine transforming your home into a cozy New England cabin without breaking the bank. This fall decor set does just that, offering six versatile pieces that range from faux decorative books to rustic wooden signs. It’s the kind of seasonal upgrade that makes your living room feel like it’s wrapped in a warm, flannel blanket. All this charm for less than you’d spend on a week’s worth of pumpkin spice lattes.

Pillow Talk

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These fall pillow covers are like a seasonal wardrobe change for your couch. Four 18-inch square covers feature classic autumn motifs—pumpkins, maple leaves and harvest themes. They’re the sartorial equivalent of a pumpkin patch visit, but for your living room. Ideal for both indoor and outdoor use, these covers make it easy to bring the spirit of Thanksgiving into your home.

It Takes A Village

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This spiced pumpkin Village Candle is truly autumn in a jar. With a generous 21-ounce size, it wafts the comforting scent of spiced pumpkin throughout your home. But, it’s not just about the fragrance; the apothecary jar design adds a touch of vintage elegance to any room. It’s as if your home put on its favorite fall scarf, but in scent form. A chic and aromatic way to welcome the season.

Spicy AF

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If you aren’t Pumpkin Spice AF after scrolling through these finds, are you even a fall fan, bro? This seasonal T-shirt is the casual wear equivalent of a wink and a nod to the season. Designed for men but versatile enough for anyone, this shirt is a humorous homage to the pumpkin spice craze. It’s like wearing your love for fall on your sleeve, or rather, across your chest.