There are a lot of celebrities who make Twitter a fun and hilarious place to be. There are also certain personalities who have become famous on Twitter simply because they are talented at making jokes. A Twitter user, who goes by Myrna Tellingheusen, is exactly one of those people. Her account shares hilarious words of wisdom and feisty remarks from the voice of one clever "grandma."
Or at least that's who she claims to be. No one knows who Myrna is — she could be the dowdy old woman in her photo, or she could be George Clooney. We're not sure. But what we do know is that Myrna has built a huge following on Twitter. Her tweets consist of snarky remarks, gossip and unwarranted comments about people in her church prayer group. One thing is for sure: You don't want to get on Myrna's bad side.sa
Get ready to laugh.
Myrna Tellingheusen's snarkiness will make you giggle with delight. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride through her Twitter feed.Educating others
I feel it is my duty to educate others, especially when they are wrong.— Myrna Tellingheusen (@Myrna Tellingheusen)1539572306.0
Single-ply
Single-ply is what happens when men are left to make important decisions.— Myrna Tellingheusen (@Myrna Tellingheusen)1517431327.0
The Outburst
The outburst I had at JoAnn’s Fabrics is not reflective of who I am.— Myrna Tellingheusen (@Myrna Tellingheusen)1513385109.0
Mildred's poodle
Mildred’s poodle has a better hairdo than she does. There, I said it.— Myrna Tellingheusen (@Myrna Tellingheusen)1522539442.0
Prayer Breakfast
At Prayer Breakfast, I received no compliments on my hand-knit Bible cozy. I have cancelled tomorrow's meeting.— Myrna Tellingheusen (@Myrna Tellingheusen)1540410785.0
Grudges
Six and one half years ago Roberta told me I hold too many grudges. I haven’t invited her to book club since.— Myrna Tellingheusen (@Myrna Tellingheusen)1539220395.0
Favorite pastime
☃️Let’s have a cozy cup of hot cocoa while we pore over family holiday newsletters for grammatical errors!— Myrna Tellingheusen (@Myrna Tellingheusen)1513814278.0
Turn the Buick around!
Um, yes, please? I would take Myrna over our current leadership any day of the week.Temper
I do not lose my temper. I know exactly where it is all the time.— Myrna Tellingheusen (@Myrna Tellingheusen)1526077299.0
Blockbuster video
Fran called. She just found a Blockbuster video she needs to return.— Myrna Tellingheusen (@Myrna Tellingheusen)1540340565.0
Hard-boiled eggs
Moments of anger are the best times to peel hard boiled eggs.— Myrna Tellingheusen (@Myrna Tellingheusen)1539723826.0
Bed, Bath, & Beyond
The cashier at Bed, Bath & Beyond gave me a dirty look when I handed her my laminated 20%-off coupon. She doesn't k… https://t.co/S4ShBSMaKc— Myrna Tellingheusen (@Myrna Tellingheusen)1521586979.0
Family update
The Haddocks from Wisconsin sent me an email. They went to an apple festival. What am I supposed to do with this information?— Myrna Tellingheusen (@Myrna Tellingheusen)1540500977.0
New prescription
Going to the ophthalmologist because one needs an updated eyeglass prescription to properly judge people.— Myrna Tellingheusen (@Myrna Tellingheusen)1540307632.0
Applesauce
Applesauce is a delightful anytime treat!— Myrna Tellingheusen (@Myrna Tellingheusen)1540333766.0
Miracle Whip
Miracle Whip is the Devil’s condiment. There. I said it.— Myrna Tellingheusen (@Myrna Tellingheusen)1527686044.0
Pyrex
Pyrex. More dependable than any man.— Myrna Tellingheusen (@Myrna Tellingheusen)1528514190.0
Covered appliances
It’s close to sunset here at Vaca Muerta Estates. Are your appliances properly covered? https://t.co/DCoduUJzmk— Myrna Tellingheusen (@Myrna Tellingheusen)1539738081.0
White teeth
The man on the TV has teeth that are too white. Frankly I don’t trust him.— Myrna Tellingheusen (@Myrna Tellingheusen)1539812040.0
Over my dead body
I looked up “over my dead body” in the dictionary. It’s just a picture of me using a cake mix.— Myrna Tellingheusen (@Myrna Tellingheusen)1529502084.0
Zesty turkey wrap
I told Fran not to order the zesty turkey wrap, and now she’s making a scene spitting out food at Applebee’s.— Myrna Tellingheusen (@Myrna Tellingheusen)1539823983.0
Strained friendship
My friendship with Eleanor became strained the day she used my Reader’s Digest as a coaster.— Myrna Tellingheusen (@Myrna Tellingheusen)1516632328.0
Exterminator
I’m not one to gossip, but there’s an exterminator truck at Naomi’s house.— Myrna Tellingheusen (@Myrna Tellingheusen)1540510876.0
Pre-shredded cheese
Say NO to pre-shredded cheese. Make America grate again! 🇺🇸— Myrna Tellingheusen (@Myrna Tellingheusen)1518021638.0
Margarine in the buttercream
Florence, whom I barely know, had the nerve to insinuate I use margarine in my buttercream frosting.— Myrna Tellingheusen (@Myrna Tellingheusen)1537917626.0
Leopard print pumpkins
Somehow Barb managed to find a sweater vest with leopard print pumpkins.— Myrna Tellingheusen (@Myrna Tellingheusen)1539267381.0
Mr. Nixon
My cat, Mr. Nixon has never been honored in our community newsletter as “Pet of the Month.” Our journalists are cle… https://t.co/hCheI5S6QM— Myrna Tellingheusen (@Myrna Tellingheusen)1514950877.0
Imitation vanilla extract
Never settle for imitation vanilla extract.— Myrna Tellingheusen (@Myrna Tellingheusen)1520801203.0
Mildred's cat, Mildred
Mildred’s cat, Mildred, is missing. On a related note, Mildred named her cat Mildred. Which is probably why the c… https://t.co/oG04WzK126— Myrna Tellingheusen (@Myrna Tellingheusen)1526408505.0