There are a lot of things that suck about school. Homework sucks. Pulling all-nighters is the absolute pits. All the drama can be super annoying. Trying to sharpen your pencil and ending up with a completely useless pencil is almost the most infuriating thing about academic life.
I say "almost" because, as we all know, the actual most infuriating thing about academic life is group projects.
There has never in the history of time been a group project where every group member did their allotted part of the assignment. There is always — ALWAYS — at least one person who just coasts by on everyone else's labor, and one person who ends up doing way more than their fair share in order to get a passing grade.
If you're a student, you already know this. I don't need to convince you. If you're reading this and you happen to be a teacher or professor, please stop assigning group work. I don't know what kind of benefits you think it has, but I can assure you there are none.
This guy tried to switch to another group for a better grade.
Group projects have sucked throughout history.
Good job, Allen!
You never know who you're going to end up with.
These pie charts sum things up nicely.
That's gonna be a swipe left.
Cool. Cool cool cool.
This is why I hate group projects. Also I hate people. http://t.co/IkDlla3nbs— Callihan™ (@Callihan™)1416939763.0
They're gonna be busy.You know what? I can at least give this person props for being honest about why they're going to be unavailable and trying to meet up beforehand. That counts for something, right?
Here's another honest bailer:
@Hunter_GrahamJ nothing will ever beat this https://t.co/IFAMu2PSh7— BRENNA (@BRENNA)1523296865.0
At least *someone* showed up.
when youre the only one in the group who does the project https://t.co/UIbXN3Y4wZ— in uni! (@in uni!)1446387984.0
This, on the other hand, is next-level petty.
I’m gettin real fed up w group projects https://t.co/oZDTf6USud— hello kitty (@hello kitty)1523562619.0
@chelexaaaa @PLAIDvillain So colleges are still doing group projects?? but can they do group tuition??? https://t.co/DTD4vPfi1g— lil’ vampin (@lil’ vampin)1523904318.0
group projects don't teach you how to work with others they teach you patience and how to deal with morons— Ahmad Melhem (@Ahmad Melhem)1540809496.0
It's one or the other.
you either die a group project leader, or live long enough to see yourself become the unreliable group project asshole— raccoon anarchist (@raccoon anarchist)1542086028.0
Just one file.
Another gem on trying to get a group project done an hour before the due date https://t.co/ST2E14iMxC— Colin Richard (@Colin Richard)1542381924.0
A tale of two procrastinators.
Thanks for the assist!
That's a bold move!
Oh, you were in the hospital?
"It's truly fascinating!"
Good to know.
Wait and see.
Why I never do group projects: http://t.co/xLcEdyrPXP— - (@-)1444848655.0
There is so much wrong with this one.
Reason #6378 I hate group projects: https://t.co/pYfJ8RB04a— Ariana (@Ariana)1541203619.0
If only there had been a way to contact anyone.
@arianaayyy @zoey_fregozo literally my life https://t.co/Hr7weUTMyS— melanie (@melanie)1541437407.0
At least Tyler is onboard.Adrianna and Gabby don't deserve Tyler and Cayla. I hope Tyler and Cayla ditch them.
every group project has a niall http://t.co/fp6oWVaI1P— rita (@rita)1420396612.0