Another year, another Black Friday — but this time you’re prepared. This year you aren’t getting up in the middle of the night to beat the crowds at the mall, nor do you have any plans to trample over mobs of people just to beat them all to that one super-hot sale. In fact, you’re not changing out of your pajamas at all, because you’re planning on grabbing some of the hot deals that Amazon’s got going on instead.
Besides, which sounds better to you: a nice cup of hot chocolate on the couch while you browse around on your computer, or braving the cold, outdoor weather at the end of November? Yeah — I think we can both agree that we’ll both go with online shopping instead.
Wanna skip right to the good stuff? Check out Amazon’s Black Friday Central, where new amazing deals are being added constantly!
This Super-Soft Blanket Made From Plush Sherpa
It doesn’t matter whether you’re outside watching sports, or relaxing on the couch with a good book — this super-plush sherpa blanket will help keep you warm. It’s so soft that you’ll probably never want to take it off, and it’s made with wrinkle-resistant material so that it’ll look great draped casually over your sofa. It’s available in a variety of colors, and besides — who can say no to such a comfy blanket?
This Mattress Protector That Isn’t Exciting, But You Won’t Regret Grabbing
Somewhat-fun fact: your mattress acts like a giant sponge that soaks up your sweat and body fluids while you sleep. This causes your mattress to deteriorate over time — unless you use a mattress protector like this one to keep it clean.
Unlike other mattress protectors, this one is designed with a breathable, waterproof membrane that doesn’t create that rubbery crinkle sound when you roll around on it, and it’s also breathable so that you won’t overheat while you sleep.
This Over-The-Door Hanger With A Super-Cute Wood Plank Backing
Let’s face it — most over-the-door hangers are simple, ugly, as well as simply ugly — but not this one. The wood plank backing gives this hanger a nicer appearance than the ones you’ve probably seen in the store, and it’s designed to fit on top of any standard door. There are zero tools required for installation, which is perfect for those of us who are too cheap to buy a toolkit (me, this is me.)
This Bathtub Caddy Tray That You Can Use To Be Lazy AF In The Bath
Why wait until after you’re out of the bath to watch movies on your laptop, when you could just put your computer on this bathtub caddy tray? It’s made from polished bamboo that gives it an ultra-classy appearance, plus the polished chrome handles on the side expand so that they can fit overtop of a variety of bathtubs.
And in the event you accidentally get it wet (hopefully without your computer on top of it), the slatted design lets the water drain away easily.
These Himalayan Salt Light Bulbs That Are A Fun Way To Brighten Up Your Home
Sometimes it’s the little things that spice up your life, like these Himalayan salt light bulbs. The salt won’t melt inside of the bulbs so you won’t have to worry about setting anything on fire (unless you like setting things on fire, in which case these probably aren’t for you), and they’re the perfect size for outdoor string lights.
This Fire TV Stick That Brings Your Television Into The 21st Century
Do you have a “dumb” television that doesn’t offer any streaming services? Then turn your television into a smart television by snagging this Amazon fire TV stick. All you have to do is plug it into your television’s HDMI port, and this little gadget will let you stream HBO, Netflix, Hulu, and more.
Besides — it’s available for 50% off right now! Who can say no to that?
This Pivoting Soap Dispenser That Lets You See How Much Soap Is Left
Instead of taking a wild guess at how much soap is left in your dispenser, start using this one that lets you see when it’s close to running empty. It’s made with a rubber base that prevents it from sliding around your countertop, and the pivoting head means you can easily pump the soap out using just one hand.
This Towel Holder That Does Exactly What It Sounds Like It Does
It’s a towel holder — what more do you want me to say? It holds towels. And while that’s not exactly a game changer, it’s also made from durable steel that means you can also use it to hang jewelry, oven mitts, or practically anything else.
Besides…it’s 17% off for Black Friday. At such a great price, I might just pick one up for myself!
These Wet Wipes That Keep Your Washing Machine Extra-Clean
How clean are your clothes really if your washing machine is dirty? Probably at least a little grungy — so use these washing machine wipes to keep your machine clean. They clear away residue, dirt, and dust that’s gotten stuck in the rubber liner and detergent tray in your machine, plus each order comes with 24 wipes.
This AirPods Case That Comes In Every Color Under The Sun
When I say “every color,” I really do mean every color. This AirPods case is available in brown, green, orange, grey, blue, white, purple — you name it, it’s probably there. The case itself is made from durable, food-grade silicone that protects your AirPods from dust and damage, plus each order also comes with a carabiner so you can easily clip it onto your backpack or purse.
These Vinyl Stickers That You Can Use To Decorate Practically Anything
Have you ever wondered where people get those giant vinyl stickers to decorate their laptops and water bottles with? Because right now they’re available on Amazon for 15% off! They’re made from durable vinyl which also makes them waterproof, plus each one is made with a scratch-resistant film that helps keep the colors from fading over time.
This Meat Thermometer That’s Antimicrobial To Help Avoid The Spread Of Germs
Have you ever pulled a steak off the grill, only to find it’s still raw? Next time you’re grilling use this meat thermometer to make sure it’s cook all the way through. It has an antimicrobial housing that helps reduce the spread of germs, and it’s able to read temperatures all the way up to 450 degrees Fahrenheit.
Each order also comes with a lanyard and pocket clip, plus the LCD display is extra-large so that it’s easy to read.
This Type C Charging Cable That’s 34% Off!
If your laptop or phone uses a type C cable to charge, then make sure to pick up this one for 34% off on Black Friday. It’s 3 feet long so that you can easily charge your devices even if the outlet is far away (which is perfect for the couch potato in all of us), plus the cable is made from braided nylon that’s resistant to wear and tear.
This Reusable Straw That Lets You Sip While You Save Turtles
You can admit it — you miss using plastic straws. I know, I do too. But we have to save the turtles! So instead of drinking straight out of glasses when you go out to eat (which can be sorta gross), just use this reusable straw. It’s made from rust-resistant, food-grade stainless steel, plus each order comes with a cleaning brush, as well as a convenient carrying case.
This Silicone Mold That Makes It Easy To Make Bite-Sized Brownies
Not only is silicone naturally antibacterial, but this baking mold makes it easy to create bite-sized brownies. Your brownies are easy to pop out since the silicone is flexible, and you could also use this mold to create ice cubes. It’s heat-resistant up to 500 degrees Fahrenheit, and many Amazon reviewers noted how it’s “easy to clean.”
This Magnetic Car Phone Mount That’s A Whopping 39% Off
At 39% off, do y0u really have any reason not to scoop up this magnetic car phone mount while it’s on sale? Answer: not really.
Unlike other phone mounts, this one is designed to work with all types of phones, and the super-strong adhesive keeps it secure to your dashboard without any wobbling. There are zero clamps or brackets to deal with which is great if you, like me, are lazy, and the magnet won’t interfere with your phone’s signal.
These Aux Cables For Anyone Too Cheap For Bluetooth
You could buy an expensive Bluetooth adapter, or you could continue to shake your fist at technology by using these aux cables to play your music. Each order comes with two cables that are made with braided nylon so that they’re extra-durable as well as resistant to fraying, and they’re designed to easily plug into your phone’s headphone jack without having to take the case off.
These Mixing Bowls That Aren’t Game-Changers, But They’re Definitely Non-Slip
I mean, it’s a mixing bowl — you mix stuff in it. And while they’re not changing the world, these mixing bowls still stand above the competition by featuring a non-slip base that keeps them secure while you stir. They also have built-in pour spouts which helps reduce mess as you transfer your ingredients, and they nest neatly inside of each other so that they’re easy to store in your cabinets.
These Collapsible Strainers That Are Perfect For Pastafarians
Are you a firm believer in the flying spaghetti monster who watches us all from above? No? That’s fine — you can still use these collapsible strainers, even if you aren’t a Pastafarian. They’re made from food-grade silicone that won’t easily split as you compress and expand them, and they collapse down to less than 2 inches tall which makes them perfect for cramped kitchens.
This Healing Ointment That’s Perfect For Cracked, Sandpaper Skin
Anytime my skin starts to make me look like the Lizard King, I use this healing ointment to help moisturize my dry, sandpaper skin back to health. You can use it on your lips, elbows, heels, or even on minor burns, plus the jar is large enough that the whole family can use it.
But the best part? It’s currently 55% off — an absolute steal.
This Insulated Wine Glass That You Can Use To Chug Wine All Day Long
Is it ever too early for a glass of wine? Of course not — so pick up this insulated wine glass while it’s 26% off for Black Friday! It’s made from rust-resistant stainless steel that’s extra-durable, plus the insulation helps keep your wine cold for hours. The lid is leakproof so that you can really chug away without having to worry about spilling on yourself, and it’s able to hold up to half of a bottle of wine — you read that right. Half a bottle of wine.
These Espresso Shot Glasses That You Can Use To Cook AND To Party
While I plan on using these to get my vodka on, you can also use these espresso shot glasses to measure dry or liquid ingredients for your recipes. Each one has measurement markings on the side that are easy to read, plus they’re made from heavy glass that won’t easily chip or break. The weighted base helps prevent them from tipping over, and each order comes with 12.
This Cell Phone Ring Holder That Lets You Use Your Phone With One Hand
Maybe you’re holding a hot dog in your other hand, or maybe you only have one arm — no matter what your story, this cell phone ring holder will let you use your phone with just one hand. Each order comes with super-sticky adhesive that makes it easy to attach to the back of your phone, and it’s made from a mixture of high-quality zinc alloy as well as stainless steel.
This Keyboard Cleaning Gel That’s A Shocking 25% Off
There’s a slight chance that you and I have a different definition of the word “shocking” but that doesn’t mean that this keyboard cleaning gel isn’t still a steal at 25% off. It’s biodegradable with a light lemon scent, plus it’s designed to reach deep between your keys to get rid of dust and dirt. You can also use it to clean air vents, and it’s reusable until it turns dark in color.
This Vacuum Sealer That You Can Use To Prank Your Coworkers…Or Just Preserve Food
You can use it to wrap up your coworker’s staplers and computer mice, or you could use this vacuum sealer as it’s intended: to help keep your food fresh. It also works great as a way to package your food so that it’s safe to cook using the sous vide method, and each order also comes with 10 free bags to get you started.
This Bluetooth Speaker That Keeps The Party Going All Day Long
Not only does it have a range of up to 66 feet, but this Bluetooth speaker can also play music for up to 24 hours when fully charged. You can also connect it to Amazon’s Alexa so that you can control it using your voice, and unlike other portable speakers, the sound quality on this one doesn’t suck — and over 14,000 Amazon reviewers agree!
These Set Of Bed Sheets Made With Extra-Deep Pockets
Few things are worse than having your sheets ride up over your mattress while you sleep — okay, a ton of things are worse. But you can at least solve that first world problem by using these bed sheets that are made with an extra-deep pocket. They’re made from high-quality microfiber that’s breathable so you won’t overheat while you sleep, and they’re available in red, purple, pink, black — basically any color you could possibly want.
This Wireless Charger For Those Of Us Who Hate Hunting Around For Cables
Tired of hunting around your house for a charging cable and power brick? Then save your lazy butt some time by using this wireless charger, which is 28% off for Black Friday! You can use it in landscape or portrait mode so that you can watch videos while you charge your phone, and you don’t have to remove your phone case in order for it to work.
These iPhone Charging Cables That Are Extra-Long For The Couch Potato In All Of Us
There’s no shame in wanting to lay around on the couch all day goofing around on your phone, as long as you’re using these extra-long charging cables while you do it. That’s an easy stipulation, right?
Each order comes with five cables: two 3-foot cables, two 6-foot cables, as well as one 10-foot cable. They’re designed to work with the iPhone 5 and newer, plus they’re designed to withstand heavy use without fraying.
This Selfie Ring Light That’s Great For Catfishing People
Should you catfish people on the Internet? Of course not. But if you’re going to do it anyway, at least make sure that your selfies are absolute fire by using this selfie ring light. It’s made with LED bulbs that you’ll never need to change out, and the clamp is coated in soft foam so that it won’t scratch your phone when you attach it.
This Portable Radio That You’re Going To Need If You Wanna Survive The Apocalypse
Regardless of whether you think the world is on the verge of collapse, this portable radio is a must-have if you’re planning on surviving the apocalypse. You can power it using batteries, the hand crank on the side, or even using the solar panel on the top, plus the built-in flashlight is made with LEDs that never need to be changed out. It also works as an external battery so that you can charge your devices, and it can easily tune into AM as well as FM stations.
This Cookware Set That’s Non-Stick As Well As 35% Off
Maybe you’ve been living in the woods for the past few years, or maybe you order take-out every night — either way, this non-stick cookware set comes with everything you need to stock a barren kitchen. Each pot and pan is made with a stay-cool handle that keeps your hands safe from accidental burns, plus they’re made from durable aluminum that helps evenly distribute heat so that your food cooks thoroughly.
These Bluetooth Earbuds That Are Sweat-Resistant And Waterproof
For a fraction of the price of AirPods, you can snag these waterproof Bluetooth earbuds at 20% off for Black Friday! They’re designed to fit comfortably in your ears, yet won’t fall out while you’re exercising, and you won’t have to worry about sweat or rain ruining them since they’re also waterproof. They can last for up to five hours when fully charged, plus many Amazon reviewers noted how the sound quality is “great.”
This Headphone Stand That’s A Great Way To Show Off To Your Desk Neighbor
Not only is it an easy way to protect your headphones from damage, but this headphone stand also lets you show off to your desk neighbor at work that you, unlike them, are fancy. It’s made from durable aluminum with a solid base that prevents it from tipping over, plus it’s large enough to hold gaming headphones, as well as more casual styles.
This Reusable Notebook That Lets You Upload Your Notes To The Cloud
You can continue to pollute the Earth with your discarded notebooks, or you could use this reusable notebook that easily wipes clean with a damp cloth. You can write notes using any Pilot Frixion pen (one comes included with each order), plus it lets you upload your notes to iCloud, Dropbox, Slack, Google drive, and more.
This Handy Camera That Lets You Creep On Your Pets While You’re Away
Ever wonder what your pets are up to while you’re not at home? Then satiate your curiosity using this pet camera. It features a built-in night vision mode so that you can monitor your pets in the dark, plus you can program it to send you real-time alerts anytime your pet walks by since it’s also made with a motion sensor.
These Screen Protectors That Won’t Save Your Phone From A Hammer, But They’re Great For Dust
Designed to fit on top of the iPhone X and newer, these screen protectors are an easy way to keep your phone clean from dust, as well as help prevent scratches to the screen. Each order comes with three screens made from tempered glass, and they’re even resistant to fingerprints so that it’s almost always easy to read your phone.