Here's a Bunch of Hilarious Food Tweets to Tide You Over 'Til Lunch | 22 Words

In today's world, it can often feel as though no one can agree on anything. However, it's important to realize that, that is simply not true. We can agree on all kinds of things! For instance– dogs are perfect. You're not going to see many people disagree with that statement. And money is useful– try and convince me otherwise.

Finally, food is good. In fact, I'm willing to bet that "food is good" is the least divisive opinion that has ever been had by anyone throughout the history of the universe. We may enjoy different types of food, sure, but food as a whole? Everyone's a fan.

And, of course, because food exists in the world, there are plenty of tweets about it. Hilarious tweets, even! Luckily for you, I've gathered a few of them here. If you're feeling hungry, maybe these funny food tweets will tide you over until your next meal.

Burning calories.

Who knew it was so easy to burn calories?! I've been doing it all wrong this whole time.

The invention of the toaster.

Why is this so true of all toasters? Are there people out there who use the highest toaster setting? I refuse to believe it.

It's unnecessary.

They should make more commercials for making dentist appointments. Or saving money. Those are the things I need to be reminded to do.


I don't know what's more impressive: The quality of these photos, or the fact that they were able to resist eating the hashbrown long enough to take them.

I dare you.

And, I must say, they succeeded. More or less.

Life Hack.

Don't have any food? Then go buy some food!

A college student in their natural habitat.

Never underestimate a college student's ability to put off washing the dishes. It won't end well for you.

Finally, someone said it.

This is my No. 1 pet peeve when it comes to online recipes. I don't need your whole life story, just tell me how to make those snacks.

Too true.

Have scientists really studied spinach? Seems like there's some opportunity for shrinking technology there.


Logical? Yes. Delicious? Also yes. Go get you some pho.

It just makes sense.

The chips are also very good with salsa! Men? Not so much.

It's gonna be awhile.

The Cheesecake Factory menu seems like it was written by someone who just tried to list every type of food they had ever eaten in their life.

I'm feeling attacked.

Hey, I'll stop doing this when they start making quieter food! Until then, the subtitles stay on.

Let's all sing!

This is my new favorite song. I'm going to sing it forever.

Don't pretend that you didn't think this would happen to you.

We were all terrified about the watermelons growing in our stomachs.

So beautiful.

When you zoom out far enough, the truth becomes clear: We're all a bunch of chicken tenders. Or something like that.


Not only did you make art; you made art that you can eat. That is the best kind of art.

Potato time!

Don't forget the ultimate reason to carry a potato around: You can eat it!

This kid is my hero.

As far as I'm concerned, this is the only real reason to study math in school.

Dear diary.

Could you ask for more breadsticks? Sure. But this method is so much more fun.

Painful, yet satisfying.

If your chips don't hurt you just a little bit, you're doing it wrong. See also: Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

Well well well.

You have to pretend to consider other options. That's the rule.

Ikea is my favorite restaurant.

Meatballs, ice cream, and a bunch of furniture that is within my budget? It's like the inventor of Ikea has been spying on me in my dreams.

Do you love mangos?

Well, we found him. We found the world's No. 1 mango fan. Pack it up, everybody.

How is this guy still employed?

I have to assume that Capri Sun actually wants their juice pouches to be impenetrable. Is it some kind of government conspiracy?

Yay! Ice cream!

The sand is graham cracker crumbs and the water is Jell-O! Best island ever!

An apple a day!

This is what happens when you don't eat apples. Spread the word.

Food fight!

Ugh. This always happens to me!

Another great life hack!

This is going to save dinner tonight! Thanks, Internet!

It begins.

You may think the robots have a pretty good chance of winning, but no one should get between a human and their popcorn. Share this with someone who loves food as much as you do!