In today's world, it can often feel as though no one can agree on anything. However, it's important to realize that, that is simply not true. We can agree on all kinds of things! For instance– dogs are perfect. You're not going to see many people disagree with that statement. And money is useful– try and convince me otherwise.
Finally, food is good. In fact, I'm willing to bet that "food is good" is the least divisive opinion that has ever been had by anyone throughout the history of the universe. We may enjoy different types of food, sure, but food as a whole? Everyone's a fan.
And, of course, because food exists in the world, there are plenty of tweets about it. Hilarious tweets, even! Luckily for you, I've gathered a few of them here. If you're feeling hungry, maybe these funny food tweets will tide you over until your next meal.
Burnt 1500 calories today...😁 https://t.co/qQUXTAVznz— Harbhajan Turbanator (@Harbhajan Turbanator)1527616129.0
The invention of the toaster.
[inventing the toaster] engineer: Ok it burns the bread if you put it at 4 chief engineer: perfect. Make it go up to 8— schmox (@schmox)1543265507.0
It's unnecessary.They should make more commercials for making dentist appointments. Or saving money. Those are the things I need to be reminded to do.
My fatass was drunk last night and had a photo shoot with my McDonald’s hashbrown at 4AM https://t.co/8iz80eXsEY— The Guy (@The Guy)1542480906.0
I dare you.
Sunny D tastes like someone made a bet that they could make orange juice without oranges.— Akan Thee Stallion 🇳🇬⚖️ (@Akan Thee Stallion 🇳🇬⚖️)1542154912.0
Life Hack.Don't have any food? Then go buy some food!
A college student in their natural habitat.
Uni has taught me that if food fits in something, you can eat out of that thing https://t.co/FXqRBg2G7l— m (@m)1543409225.0
Finally, someone said it.
she has a point https://t.co/rkkn0CXZcL— Calvin (@Calvin)1542991666.0
How much spinach I start cooking vs how much I end up with. https://t.co/DWmWEKQFkm— Simply TC (@Simply TC)1515112336.0
is it logical to eat pho every day— Kehlani (@Kehlani)1543774327.0
It just makes sense.The chips are also very good with salsa! Men? Not so much.
It's gonna be awhile.
My daughter said her English class requires 1,000 pages of summer reading so we went to The Cheesecake Factory and I handed her a menu— Terry F (@Terry F)1527890962.0
I'm feeling attacked.
I keep subtitles on when watching netflix cause my fatass cant hear whats going on over the munching of snacks https://t.co/etm7ChHJUL— Valeria. (@Valeria.)1521508308.0
Let's all sing!
dough: a bread, an uncooked bread ray: of sun that cooks the bread me: a gal who eats the bread fa: ther also eats… https://t.co/CpShBggfKb— rachel axler (@rachel axler)1525175327.0
Don't pretend that you didn't think this would happen to you.
*accidentally eats fruit seed* Friend: Omg you know it’s gonna grow in your stomach??????? 7 yr old me: https://t.co/0uFn8BOeYg— MS. HARPER (@MS. HARPER)1521481453.0
So beautiful.When you zoom out far enough, the truth becomes clear: We're all a bunch of chicken tenders. Or something like that.
Congrats!Not only did you make art; you made art that you can eat. That is the best kind of art.
Always carry a potato wrapped in foil to a party. It's a conversation starter: "Ever seen a lion's egg?" A conver… https://t.co/n8vZRAwgIg— Ted Travelstead (@Ted Travelstead)1537676023.0
This kid is my hero.As far as I'm concerned, this is the only real reason to study math in school.
Me: [talking out loud while I write in my diary] today was ok, I just wish I could have eaten more breadsticks Wai… https://t.co/ht62w0VhAW— Ygrene (@Ygrene)1522003115.0
Painful, yet satisfying.
I like eating Salt and Vinegar chips because it hurts a little and I feel like I deserve that for choosing to eat chips— ally (@ally)1528932768.0
Well well well.
Me at Olive Garden looking at the menu knowing damn well I’m getting Chicken Alfredo https://t.co/sNvqejB90n— Jessica (@Jessica)1523421307.0
Ikea is my favorite restaurant.
[ikea date] him: let’s go check out the beds ;) me: *mouthful of meatballs* they sell furniture here?— sarah (@sarah)1534806578.0
Do you love mangos?
You say you love mangos, but do you love mangos as much as the guy i saw ripping one apart for lunch with his bare… https://t.co/TAFLE2ZcJS— ahmed ali akbar (@ahmed ali akbar)1540492839.0
How is this guy still employed?I have to assume that Capri Sun actually wants their juice pouches to be impenetrable. Is it some kind of government conspiracy?
Yay! Ice cream!
Steps to survive on a dessert island: 1. check spelling 2. if correct, enjoy— Kalvin (@Kalvin)1423061419.0
An apple a day!
I haven't eaten an apple in days. The doctors are closing in. My barricade won't last much longer. They're coming. Tell my family I love th-— Esti (@Esti)1417615869.0
That awkward moment when you try to start a food fight by throwing a sandwich but the guy just catches it and says "thanks for the sandwich"— Dr. T.S. Lemco (@Dr. T.S. Lemco)1355875785.0
Another great life hack!This is going to save dinner tonight! Thanks, Internet!
The Roomba vacuum cleaner just beat me to a piece of popcorn I dropped on the floor & this is how the war against the machines begins.— Andy H. (@Andy H.)1385782441.0