Have you ever dreamed of stepping off a flight and seeing a nice weirdly adorable foreign man in a suit holding a sign with your name on it? Well, I have. For some reason, that kind of thing has always screamed, "I'm rich AF." Well, these are not those signs.
These are the signs you return to after taking a month off to "find yourself" while you leave your aggressive hamster, Pickles, with your sister during mating season. The signs you'd see when you return from your first semester in college, obviously hungover. The signs you'd see after jetting off to Hawaii without warning and finding your new "soulmate," Steve.
They're not the nicest signs in the world, but boy are they funny. And we've got a bunch of them for you to love. So put on a sleep mask and turn your phone to Airplane mode while we break down our favorites.
Starting off with what I hope is an obvious joke.
Oh no, kids. Please don't.
This is sexual.
#BestAirportSignEver https://t.co/jSLbr4k6qq— GothicChessInventor (@GothicChessInventor)1544616883.0
Did she fly first class?
5th time's a charm!We really hope it works out for him and his new wife. I hear they're still together and very happy.
Hey, your sign's upside down.
That name though.Part of me thinks this is fake, but another, more fun part of me thinks maybe I should change my last name to Gleeballs and see what happens.
Are we in Ireland?If this man doesn't show up wearing a hide jacket and a sheathed sword, I don't even know what clad McGregor is doing anymore.
Nothing quite like that first poop back home.
This person was reportedly seen outside of LAX.She told reporters that she had been in traffic for six days trying to make her way to the airport.
If I were the parents, I'd walk right past.
Mom of the year.Because what's the point of having children if you can't embarrass them every now and then?
No thank you.Please escort yourself to the nearest strip club, sir. I think you're lost.
This dumb kid couldn't even spell 'welcome' correctly.
"My daughter made a sign for grandma and grandpa's arrival. (we think)" https://t.co/fYPfq3qhse— awkwardfamilyphotos (@awkwardfamilyphotos)1507330666.0
They fattened up that baby.Or at least I hope she's talking about the baby and not herself. That would be pretty mean.
Just a baby casually driving to the airport to pick up their parent.
Please tell me they're not dating.
Looking for a pilot.
I have a sneaky feeling Mom is the one who wrote this.Either that or sign this baby up for college because (s)he's ready.
Don't do this.
I don't want to meet this guy.
My kind of sign.
Who is this scary man?
He looks like he's ready to snipe someone in a moving vehicle after downing an espresso shot like a maniac.
I'm a fan of this one.Once again, dad's prove that they cannot be stopped. Just crank the embarrassment up to 11 while you're at it.
Oof....Is this enough evidence for a jury to convict? Because it sure seems like it is.
I am disgusted.