It's the most wonderful time of the year!

No, I'm not talking about Christmas. It's Girl Scout Cookie season! Finally, after a miserable 12-month wait, you can indulge in your favorite cookies once more. Why not splurge on a couple Samoas? Oh, I'm sorry. Did I say "a couple?" I meant a couple boxes. Or a dozen. And don't forget the Thin Mints!

And don't worry; you're definitely not alone in your love for Girl Scout Cookies. People all over the Internet get excited to stock up on Savannah Smiles and Tagalongs. And then what do they do? They tweet about it. If you don't find something to relate to in the following tweets, you've either never had Girl Scout Cookies (poor thing) or you don't like them (which is bonkers to even think about).

It's my favorite season.

Plenty of people think that fall is the best season there is. And I get it – I love scarves and sweaters, too. But not as much as I love Girl Scout Cookies.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it:

Best of luck to you, agent. Your payment will be cookies.

Too real.

Who needs willpower when you've got an entire box of Thin Mints? Checkmate, Frog and Toad.

It's time.

Hey, don't be too hard on yourself. You've done a good job. Now it's time to reward yourself.

Everything is going great!

I always like to start my weight loss journeys with a cheat day. It's like playing on Hard mode.

Makes sense.

How did you even do it? I could never be that strong.


Luckily for me, my husband loves Savannah Smiles. (I know. He's so weird.)

Same here.

And why should you say no to them? They're so affordable and SO delicious.

Of course!

I swear the Girl Scouts know when you're trying to avoid spending money. They can smell it.

Budget planning.

On the bright side, the more kids your friends have, the most potential opportunities there are for a new cookie source. It's actually pretty great.

The psychology of cookies.

For me, it goes like from first to last: Samoas, Thin Mints, every other cookie in the universe, Savannah Smiles.

It'd be a waste of resources.

I still don't really understand why Thin Mints come in several sleeves per box. You know that whole box is consumed in one sitting.

"Act cute!"

But here's the thing – It works! Even if you're wise to their tricks, you know you're gonna be buying at least three boxes.

I know where I'm going for dinner.

Mom: Would you like Samoa meatloaf? Kid: Do you mean some more meatloaf? Mom: Sure. We can have S'more meatloaf instead.

This person knows what's up.

I refuse to believe that anyone has ever bought only one box of Girl Scout Cookies. I don't even know what that would look like.

Zero percent off!

What a deal! I was ready to pay double price!

Gotta wait until after school.

You kids have it so easy these days. I remember in my day, we had to wait until we saw the Girl Scouts at church once a week.

It's patriotic.

You said we should support the troops. You didn't specify which troops.

That's a new tactic.

Bet you bought cookies, though, right? Don't worry. I would have too.

Tough call.

As someone who still has thousands of dollars in student loans, I've gotta say I think I might have preferred the cookies.

Blame inflation.

This is just unconscionable. Bring back the 4-dollar cookies!

You get a gold star for the day.

One sleeve down, the rest of the box to go. (And then the other boxes in the pantry.)

A worthy investment.

Hey, money is fleeting. Cookies are, well, they're also fleeting. But they are delicious, too.

A+ priorities.

It's not like you need water to literally survive. The same cannot be said about Girl Scout Cookies.

No judgment here.

As long as you agree that Samoas are the best cookie, you'll receive no judgment from me.

How rude!

Honestly, you can say whatever you want to me as long as you give me my cookies.

We're living in the future.

We're clearly at peak levels of intelligence these days. We have so many different ways to pay for cookies!


That's the way the patriarchy crumbles!

Stay on-pace.

I assume the boxes you're talking about are actually boxes of boxes. In that case, yeah, an hour per box is pretty good.

Mom perks!

I'm not saying this is the main reason to have children, but it's probably in my top three. Share this with someone who's obsessed with Girl Scout Cookies!