It's the most wonderful time of the year!
No, I'm not talking about Christmas. It's Girl Scout Cookie season! Finally, after a miserable 12-month wait, you can indulge in your favorite cookies once more. Why not splurge on a couple Samoas? Oh, I'm sorry. Did I say "a couple?" I meant a couple boxes. Or a dozen. And don't forget the Thin Mints!
And don't worry; you're definitely not alone in your love for Girl Scout Cookies. People all over the Internet get excited to stock up on Savannah Smiles and Tagalongs. And then what do they do? They tweet about it. If you don't find something to relate to in the following tweets, you've either never had Girl Scout Cookies (poor thing) or you don't like them (which is bonkers to even think about).
It's my favorite season.
There are 5 seasons: Winter, Spring, Girl Scout Cookie season, Summer, and Fall.— Ally DiCesare (@Ally DiCesare)1517073784.0
Your mission, should you choose to accept it:
mission: girl scout cookies plan: infiltrate the dealer, find the supplier— larry the cable skye (@larry the cable skye)1516563000.0
Girl Scout Cookie Season: https://t.co/RMXx88QUk5— Joël Franusic (@Joël Franusic)1517522662.0
It's time.Hey, don't be too hard on yourself. You've done a good job. Now it's time to reward yourself.
Everything is going great!
Me : asks everyone if they want update videos on my freshly started weight loss and bodybuilding journey. Also me… https://t.co/jiJeOMGmIX— Danelle🌿 (@Danelle🌿)1516652396.0
Not to be dramatic or anything but walking past the people selling Girl Scout cookies on campus was probably the ha… https://t.co/bJ7N2kD2bw— Robert Melore (@Robert Melore)1516560459.0
The secret to Michael’s and my happy marriage is that we each hate the other’s favorite Girl Scout cookie flavors.— Ｂｅｃｃａ Ｆｒａｓｉｅｒ (@Ｂｅｃｃａ Ｆｒａｓｉｅｒ)1516495445.0
I can say no to a lot of things. Girl Scouts cookies are not one of them.— Megan Cantrell (@Megan Cantrell)1516410872.0
me: “I am NOT buying Girl Scout cookies I do not have money” Girl Scout: “would you-“ me: “of course!!!! I’ll take 3 boxes of each!!!!!!”— ean (@ean)1516212448.0
Everyone is getting married or having babies and I'm over here trying to figure how much I'm willing to spend on gi… https://t.co/s7vUHVK8mL— Bailey Revis (@Bailey Revis)1516070990.0
The psychology of cookies.For me, it goes like from first to last: Samoas, Thin Mints, every other cookie in the universe, Savannah Smiles.
It'd be a waste of resources.
They don't make girl scout cookie bag resealable because they know damn well you're going to finish the entire thing in one sitting— 𝕾𝖕𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖒𝖆𝖓 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖚𝖆𝖗𝖞. (@𝕾𝖕𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖒𝖆𝖓 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖚𝖆𝖗𝖞.)1517505775.0
These Girl Scouts sitting outside Walmart just asked a girl if she wanted to buy Girl Scout cookies and she said no… https://t.co/sK8sKM6ZCy— •Maddie• (@•Maddie•)1517775512.0
I know where I'm going for dinner.Mom: Would you like Samoa meatloaf? Kid: Do you mean some more meatloaf? Mom: Sure. We can have S'more meatloaf instead.
This person knows what's up.I refuse to believe that anyone has ever bought only one box of Girl Scout Cookies. I don't even know what that would look like.
Zero percent off!
Little Girl Scouts selling cookies outside store. One is yelling “Zero percent off if you buy right now!” I had to make a donation.— s_m_c_r_uss_o (@s_m_c_r_uss_o)1515947163.0
Gotta wait until after school.
I need to text my Girl Scout Cookie dealer but I don’t want her to get in trouble for texting in school— Erika 😷 (@Erika 😷)1515594169.0
on one hand eating an entire sleeve of girl scout cookies for lunch is probably unhealthy, but on the other hand, y… https://t.co/7XXlysKTMB— everett byram (@everett byram)1515114056.0
That's a new tactic.Bet you bought cookies, though, right? Don't worry. I would have too.
The hardest part about buying girl scout cookies is deciding which child you can no longer afford to send to college.— Spence (@Spence)1518608608.0
please explain to me why Girl Scout cookie prices have SKYROCKETED to $5 a box?!?! No one should have to work ove… https://t.co/FhbkJPLAQh— Paulina (@Paulina)1517616390.0
You get a gold star for the day.
I ate a whole sleeve of thin mint girl scout cookies today and that’s pretty much the only thing I accomplished.— Rose (@Rose)1518903847.0
A worthy investment.
20 yrs old, struggling financially, just dropped 20$ on girl scout cookies. what have u done 😎— gay little frog that pisses you off (@gay little frog that pisses you off)1519019829.0
A+ priorities.It's not like you need water to literally survive. The same cannot be said about Girl Scout Cookies.
No judgment here.
Can we all please agree to not judge each other during Girl Scout cookie season? Thanks.— Darren_Bousman (@Darren_Bousman)1518160440.0
If you are rude to me & then you have the tenacity to ask me to buy Girl Scout Cookies from your kid-I'll take 50 boxes of Thin Mints please— The Cultured Ruffian (@The Cultured Ruffian)1497442220.0
We're living in the future.We're clearly at peak levels of intelligence these days. We have so many different ways to pay for cookies!
yeah okay sure TECHNICALLY i am on a diet but the girl scouts of america donate to lots of great causes that help s… https://t.co/UKnnrYw9bz— jerry (@jerry)1516747437.0
How long should it take to eat a box of Girl Scout cookies? An hour or two? Ok cool, I’ve got a good pace going. 🐷 🍪🐷🍪— Emily Jones (@Emily Jones)1515971619.0
💗Perk of being a MOM!!!💗 I got my very own dealer living in my house now! 🍪GIRL SCOUT COOKIES!!!!!!!🍪— Meredith Salenger (@Meredith Salenger)1515117906.0