It's not nice to eavesdrop.
But if you happen to overhear a hilarious conversation, well... that's entirely different.
Overheard conversations are the best because you have no context at all for what's being said.Most of the time, you're hearing only a portion of the conversation, which means it usually makes so sense. These 19 overheard conversations are super funny for precisely that reason.
Eat cake and be sassy
via: TwitterI actually think that was Marie Antoinette's full quote: "Let them eat cake and be sassy." She just wanted everyone to be happy.
It was amazing
via: TwitterDon't you just love when you think two women are talking about sexytimes but they're actually flipping out over a gooey, cheesy pizza?!
Overheard at Target
via: TwitterWhat a cute, supportive couple. If you've ever stepped foot in a Target, you know how hard it is to stay out of the clothes section.
via: TwitterUgh, this is so true though. Maybe I'd get really fit f I were a zombie, though. The next one is adorably scary.
via: TwitterIn case you were wondering if little kids are affected by Youtube culture. I present this mess!
via: TwitterYasss, girl, get it! This is the kind of self-love we should be promoting in young girls from the time they are young!
Dad's gonna FREAK
via: TwitterThis little girl knows what's up. Quick, go home and hide this stuff all over the house.
via: TwitterThis is amazing. You get it, mom.
Licked a toad
via: TwitterThere is nothing you can say to make this person understand what happened. You just have to go deal with it. The next one is also absurd.
Overheard at camp
via: TwitterWhoa. Dramatic. Camp is the place where real friendship sh*t goes down.
via: TwitterYou know, they made that documentary about it. It's called Independence Day, and it's definitely a documentary.
Game of Thrones
via: TwitterFingers crossed! Man, they really do make us wait for ages for those episodes.
via: TwitterI think "Ice juice" is the most upsetting phrase I've ever heard in my entire life. It makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up.
via: TwitterJedi training at Disney World is serious business. The next one is hilarious because it's between two little kids.
Bring it down
via: TwitterThe fact that a seven-year-old is saying this to a five-year-old just makes it all the more hilarious.
Peanut Butter and Genocide
via: TwitterWow, this person must have been in two very different moods while naming their dogs. Or maybe the dogs have very different dispositions.
via: TwitterLittle league games can be so intense, and if you've never lived through one, you haven't known stress. Sincerely, Someone who grew up in a baseball/softball family.
via: TwitterIf I heard this out in public, I don't know if I would be able to resist contributing a hearty, "Hear! Hear!" Hashbrowns are better than tater tots. Full stop.
via: TwitterDude, I do not blame them one bit. The next one is a doozy.
Pennywise will come
I just #overheard a mother yelling her crying toddler to "hurry up/shut up or Pennywise will come for you." I mean… https://t.co/Rgo5HWwOAU— Holz1 (@Holz1)1537093099.0
"Get out of me"
just overheard the gentleman in the next stall whisper "get out of me" and then start to cry. god i hate the olive garden.— Ten Min Jokes (@Ten Min Jokes)1536995413.0
#Overheard in grocery store aisle “Peggy, I just sharted. It was an accident. Just leave the cart, we gotta get home now”— LEO (@LEO)1537061610.0
Long sermonI mean, this is how most things work. Seems like this little girl is getting the hang of this thing we call life.
Overheard from down the hall: “I’m gonna pet you, please don’t bite me....OW!!”— Jennifer Cheek⁷ (@Jennifer Cheek⁷)1536965302.0
#Overheard "Yeah and he's flown a plane which is like the most boring thing in the world to do."— Lizzy Mace (@Lizzy Mace)1537029122.0
Over heard in Starbucks: what’s spring water? It’s that weird mineral water Me: you mean normal water with actual flavor? #overheard— TheRealBrendan (@TheRealBrendan)1537887625.0
Just overheard a little girl at work telling her mom that when she grows up, she wants to be a bumblebee.— hello pity (@hello pity)1537029427.0
#Overheard "I don't know what they call it "The Rapture", that's a Dinosaur?"— Parasite (@Parasite)1537111957.0
#Overheard in the supermarket: man and woman are in line behind me, woman points to a craft soda with a werewolf on… https://t.co/LBhWMzc1YW— Nick Klaus average height but SO dumb (@Nick Klaus average height but SO dumb)1537067691.0
Greg or Gregory
Just overheard a shop assistant in Waitrose say to a co-worker, ‘So, are you a Greg or a Gregory?’ He said, ‘My name’s Steve’....— Jason Buckner (@Jason Buckner)1537020214.0
HGTV Meth Edition
"Have you ever seen HGTV Meth Edition?" #Overheard in my office today, a google search leads me to believe this isn't a thing.— irritable paul syndrome (@irritable paul syndrome)1537185600.0
#Overheard during installation: "If your name was Charles Manson would you change it?"— Michelle [Novamac] (@Michelle [Novamac])1537194854.0
Not very Italian
"Margarita, that's not very Italian. I'll have the sangria." #overheard #OliveGardenProblems— OliviaGardeen (@OliviaGardeen)1537845677.0
When you poop
“I sing when I poop just because it’s long and I am bored” -Roommate, during supper #SundayNight #Overheard #apartmentliving— ICanHearYou (@ICanHearYou)1537746797.0
“That’s the great thing about Chicago. You’re never far from a hot dog!” #overheard— Chicago Bars (@Chicago Bars)1537638454.0
LondonThis is such a gen Z sentence. I can hardly stand it. What a reason to want to visit London.
#overheard at a bar earlier tonight: Guy: "Aren't you worried the microwaves from your watch will pollute your arm?… https://t.co/4yfMIhMI0L— Feral. Travels Corporate (@Feral. Travels Corporate)1537599387.0
“My mom’s favorite kid is me.” -Guy on Santa Monica pier #overheard #same— Kelly Anderson (@Kelly Anderson)1537828645.0
#overheard conversation between my siblings: "I'm not scared she is not a good doctor, I'm just afraid she'll stab a few people..."— Fra...& I'm Falling♕ (@Fra...& I'm Falling♕)1537622334.0
IgnacioI have several questions: Where is this office? How can I meet Ignacio? Can I have him?
Pick up disaster
#Overheard in a club: Guy: Did it hurt? Woman: What? When I fell from heaven? Guy: No, when you clawed your ugly ass up from hell.— K (@K)1537084755.0
Good ground beef
An older couple is sitting next to me in the waiting room having a conversation and I hear him say: “Please don’t… https://t.co/PBxzPO2Je6— Melanie (@Melanie)1537800407.0
Change the lettuce
"If they ever change the lettuce, I'm going to flip" - Cute little old lady at the next table #overheard #OliveGardenProblems— OliviaGardeen (@OliviaGardeen)1537845583.0
#Overheard "I'm really good at making things that are illegal look legal." https://t.co/zWsHfoAx4L— Atinuke Akintola Diver (@Atinuke Akintola Diver)1537475084.0
Overheard in New York: Tourist 1: I love this place! It’s that NY feeling! Tourist 2: What do you love about it? To… https://t.co/B0RYSuQ4Mk— Ben Pratt (@Ben Pratt)1537829665.0
“I DO have a belly button, I guess I am a jack o’lantern” -drunk girl at a party, in September #Overheard #fridaynight— ICanHearYou (@ICanHearYou)1537588533.0
Overheard in a Target dressing room. Young son to father. “Dad you gotta start working on these leg abs! If you d… https://t.co/9eRjyoJb0R— Δlice. (@Δlice.)1537027761.0
In the Ukraine
#Porn is illegal in the Ukraine, unless it's prescribed for medical use. #overheard— b°ner (@b°ner)1537117582.0
Overheard in a shop: "Yeah but like she's an adult and that's like, alcohol, so yeah go for that one". #relatable— Grace Nelder (@Grace Nelder)1537027199.0