Listen up! Your mother brought you into this world, and she has the power to take you out of it, with one savage comment. Moms everywhere know how to destroy their own children with a single glance, let alone with their words. They are all-powerful beings who know exactly how to put you back in your place. Comedy Central should hire tired moms as their roasters instead of professional comedians– moms get the job done like none other.
The moms in this list know exactly how to be a savage in the best sense of the word. They are ruthless warriors making their way through the world with only their mom-power on their backs. I can only hope that one day, I will be able to insult my own children as swiftly and handily as the moms included in this list. In the meantime, all I can do is learn from them and bow down to their prowess.
Every mom has a savage side.They may not all look ruthless, but I am telling you, moms know how to cut you to your core. Take a look at these professional roasters.
My mom made everyone get out of her picture with the food cause "ain't nobody help" https://t.co/62g5NNhWLt— Bee the Bassist (@Bee the Bassist)1480030274.0
Texts with my mom after watching “Lion”: https://t.co/6Tl37esJPV— Dempsey (@Dempsey)1519358324.0
Daughter: You're invading my personal space Mom: You came out of my personal space— Moe (@Moe)1452279487.0
Bride for my son
Mom knows what she wants and it's for you to send your good wishes after she wakes up at noon.
Why is that so hard to understand?
when your mom roasts you https://t.co/bApJW6xiwL— ZAXX (@ZAXX)1486408710.0
When they're being honest
Thanks mom https://t.co/3jviPIFYux— Vndres (@Vndres)1494194236.0
Missing a button
Lmao my mom is straight savage https://t.co/FMfQVB22IX— Francesca (@Francesca)1477808852.0
Peanut shellThis is when, as a kid, I tap out. As soon as mom starts talking about dad's junk, I politely recuse myself from the conversation.
Baby and Katie
My mom is a savage https://t.co/s5joUCxajY— kt (@kt)1469215034.0
When your mom has a nice bowl of savage for breakfast. https://t.co/h5n6XzMSR0— Brendan Liederbach (@Brendan Liederbach)1468944856.0
Rat in the house
My mom got jokes 💀 https://t.co/w3gBuWyYSq— 📚 (@📚)1468097549.0
Too much money
Why is my mom a savage? https://t.co/ubHO2gDYTj— ray (@ray)1540330328.0
Michelle loves weiners
Thanks mom 🙂 https://t.co/zG2Te0EWd6— mad-D 🥳 (@mad-D 🥳)1524000787.0
When I was in 10th grade my mom happened upon a picture of my then boyfriend. Me: yes, that’s him Mom: you are t… https://t.co/pBjrBhERJa— Somebody’s Somebody (@Somebody’s Somebody)1541007082.0
Text from the other room
So I’m sitting on the sofa with my son watching TV and he hears he got a text on his phone that he left in the kitc… https://t.co/HUqFmavwto— Swedish Canary (@Swedish Canary)1517450876.0
Gorilla penThe "We'll visit y'all every other weekend" got me because she clearly thought about it long and hard.
Move back home
For those wondering, that's my mama in the middle. She knows that ball is life. https://t.co/A5yqTjGLk3— Simran Jeet Singh (@Simran Jeet Singh)1512529196.0