Listen up! Your mother brought you into this world, and she has the power to take you out of it, with one savage comment. Moms everywhere know how to destroy their own children with a single glance, let alone with their words. They are all-powerful beings who know exactly how to put you back in your place. Comedy Central should hire tired moms as their roasters instead of professional comedians– moms get the job done like none other.
The moms in this list know exactly how to be a savage in the best sense of the word. They are ruthless warriors making their way through the world with only their mom-power on their backs. I can only hope that one day, I will be able to insult my own children as swiftly and handily as the moms included in this list. In the meantime, all I can do is learn from them and bow down to their prowess.
Every mom has a savage side.
They may not all look ruthless, but I am telling you, moms know how to cut you to your core. Take a look at these professional roasters.No help
My mom made everyone get out of her picture with the food cause "ain't nobody help" https://t.co/62g5NNhWLt— Bee the Bassist (@Bee the Bassist)1480030274.0
Gone missing
Texts with my mom after watching “Lion”: https://t.co/6Tl37esJPV— Dempsey (@Dempsey)1519358324.0
Personal space
Daughter: You're invading my personal space Mom: You came out of my personal space— Moe (@Moe)1452279487.0
Bride for my son
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Scheduled life
Mom knows what she wants and it's for you to send your good wishes after she wakes up at noon.
Why is that so hard to understand?
Roasted
when your mom roasts you https://t.co/bApJW6xiwL— ZAXX (@ZAXX)1486408710.0
When they're being honest
Thanks mom https://t.co/3jviPIFYux— Vndres (@Vndres)1494194236.0
Missing a button
Lmao my mom is straight savage https://t.co/FMfQVB22IX— Francesca (@Francesca)1477808852.0
Peanut shell
My mom just won the roast of the year award https://t.co/iudECl0AxZ— Noah CalliBuR (@Noah CalliBuR)1484789654.0
Baby and Katie
My mom is a savage https://t.co/s5joUCxajY— kt (@kt)1469215034.0
Called out
This is perfect! I don't know why this mom felt compelled to write to the university to tell them her son was lying; maybe she thought they'd do something about it. But the public nature of this post is *chef's kiss.*Memories
When your mom has a nice bowl of savage for breakfast. https://t.co/h5n6XzMSR0— Brendan Liederbach (@Brendan Liederbach)1468944856.0
Rat in the house
My mom got jokes 💀 https://t.co/w3gBuWyYSq— 📚 (@📚)1468097549.0
Friend fights
This is hilarious. This mom is the last one left! Life is The Hunger Games and this mom is Katniss Everdeen.Too much money
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Cleaning
Why is my mom a savage? https://t.co/ubHO2gDYTj— ray (@ray)1540330328.0
#FirstWorldProblems
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Michelle loves weiners
Heyoooo! Mom with the jokes! Give this woman a high-five!All caps
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Perhaps...
It's honestly the fault of the kid who accepted his parents' friend requests and then starts bad-mouthing them on that very platform. Not a smart move, dude!Straight-up lies
"Excuse me!" Oh, man. Can't you hear the disappointment in her voice?Who dis?
Thanks mom 🙂 https://t.co/zG2Te0EWd6— mad-D 🥳 (@mad-D 🥳)1524000787.0
Let's see...
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Too young
When I was in 10th grade my mom happened upon a picture of my then boyfriend. Me: yes, that’s him Mom: you are t… https://t.co/pBjrBhERJa— Somebody’s Somebody (@Somebody’s Somebody)1541007082.0
Never Wet
Wow. I have no words. *slow clap.*Text from the other room
So I’m sitting on the sofa with my son watching TV and he hears he got a text on his phone that he left in the kitc… https://t.co/HUqFmavwto— Swedish Canary (@Swedish Canary)1517450876.0
Caught Reddit-handed
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Gorilla pen
The "We'll visit y'all every other weekend" got me because she clearly thought about it long and hard.Move back home
For those wondering, that's my mama in the middle. She knows that ball is life. https://t.co/A5yqTjGLk3— Simran Jeet Singh (@Simran Jeet Singh)1512529196.0