There are SO MANY THINGS going on in today's world that would get this reaction from someone in the 80s:
The technology, the politics, the fashion trends! So much has changed!
A recent AskReddit thread asked people to write a sentence that would completely baffle someone from 30 years ago.
They did an amazing job.
Ask Alexa the Rotten Tomatoes score for that movie.
Lemme know when your tablet is done charging. I need to charge my cigarette and book.
She totes ghosted me even though she slid in my DMs on Instagram first.
My watch just tells time...
My wife and I just had this discussion after I said to her, "Dad called while I was watching VR videos, and I couldn't get my phone out of the goggles, so I had to take the call on my watch." –EarhornJones
Why would you bring it anywhere?
"Damn, I forgot to bring my phone."
This next sentence is full of words that would make anyone from 1988 think you've lost your mind.
Are you speaking English?
I Googled the directions and sent them to your phone. I'll meet you there; I'm taking an Uber from work. After dinner, did you want to Netflix and chill? –Quinthyll
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What else would it be?
My ringtone is the sound of a phone ringing.