35 Hilarious Technology-Related Tweets That Are SPOT ON

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Technology rules our lives. There. I said it.

Whether it’s an iPhone you can’t stop checking, that laptop you lug out of your carry-on bag and onto the security check point conveyor belt no matter the length of your upcoming getaway, or some sort of streaming service you binge season after season of your favorite series on…you’ve got your vice. We’ve got ours too.

Luckily, the Internet’s full of gloriously hilarious tweets that perfectly satirize our collective addiction.

Yes, we might all be spiraling into cyborgdom, but these tweets help!

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That other 10%, though…makes it all worth it. Right? RIGHT?!

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Back In My Day…

But that humor. It holds UP!

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Curiosity killed the cat. It also regularly triggers resentment in parents’ hearts worldwide.

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Yeah… That sux, brah.

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Or terrorize them. Choose your own adventure.

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And a treasure map. And the nuclear codes. And on, and on, and ON.

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Get it, fools! De-tinder thyselves!

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Did you know that most USB sticks actually have some sort of logo or design printed on the side that’s meant to face up? My coworker taught me that, and I will be forever in her debt.

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All those coders be like… :'(

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I mean… You do you, boo.

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Why can’t everything just be perfect always? WHY?

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C’mon, Amazon. Know me better. But also, like, don’t get all up in my grill. K, thanks.

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Keepin’ score like it’s his JOB. Chris, you grudgey AF.

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You got that, Siri? BE BETTER.

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Legit. Terrifying.

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And rightfully so.

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That autocorrect be straight trippin‘. Grammar? Meh…

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Phew! #Blessed

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Boy. Those sure were the good ol’ days.

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Search engine? More like search…whatever the heck we had before we had engines. Search bicycle? Search walking? Bueller? Bueller?

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I love this so much. Probably too much.

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In the race for attention… …ain’t no one got time for no tortoises.

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In this case…she took “killer” a bit seriously. And everything about it is magic.

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Yaaas, The Rock. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaas.

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How are these not already all over Etsy? Love, love, LOVE!

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Could we all do this? For like, at least a day?

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Gotta set that Auto-Brightness, bro. Night Shift is where it’s AT.

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So sad. So true.

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*eyeroll* *and again*

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Flower deliveries can be sent to… 555 Privilege Ln.

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Okay, Becky. You can come out now! Like…please.

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But For Real

Ha. Ha. Ha.

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*RING RING RING* “HONEY, IT WORKED!”

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I mean… Just think of all the Instagrams you’d have to Like.

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Spooky. Scary.

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