19 Hilarious Tweets About Weddings | 22 Words

It's wedding season, folks, so you know what that means!

A lot of the same parties, over and over and over again.

If you attend a lot of weddings, you know exactly what goes down at these shindigs.

You know that no matter how fun it is, it's also kind of a pain! So here are 19 wedding tweets to get you through this brutal wedding season.

Black suit

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When you're telling your bridal party or groomsmen what to wear, be specific! I can't stress this enough.

Wedding venue

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Finding the perfect venue for your big day is really hard. Then, things like this happen, and you think you'll never find the right place.

Vows

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Honestly, this is more romantic than almost any other wedding vows I've ever heard. If someone lets you have one of their fries, you know that love is forever.

Wedding toast

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This is a good start. Now scratch that and start again. The next one is perfectly punny.

Tiers

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Get it?! The cake was in tiers!

Nacho cheese fountain

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Now I really want a nacho cheese fountain at my wedding. Like, for real. Like, I'm going to google it right now and see if I can make it happen.

Fairy tale wedding

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It could also be a fairy tale wedding if you wear a red-hooded dress and get eaten by a wolf, but I think we're talking about a different sort of fairy tale.

Sorry!

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The perfect wedding would be one that has phone charging stations around the entire venue. You need something to look at during the ceremony.

RSVP

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Honestly, before I can tell you if I can come to your wedding, you need to tell me that there is WiFi and an open bar. Those are the two criteria. The next one is pretty hilarious.

Usher

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No one knew where they were supposed to sit, but John really killed it on the dance floor.

It Us

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"Man and wife" or "husband and wife" are so old-fashioned. "It us" is so 2018. I'm here for it.

Enemies

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The problem is that some of them might show up, and then what will you do? This is a risk I'm not willing to take.

Party

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I do not think this will ruin the wedding. In fact, I think it will enhance it very much.

Rustic weddings

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Look, I love a good rustic wedding, but the Pinterest people are taking it too far. Get those trees off my plate, people! The next one is something I would definitely do.

Plus one

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"Oh, shoot! He couldn't make it. I guess I'll have the steak AND the fish!"

Wedding invitations

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Please just use a normal font on your wedding invitations. I want to know when to show up.

Toast gone wrong

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I don't see this ending well, but I would love to be in the audience for this toast. Every wedding needs a dose of drama.

Those vows, though

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Again, be specific when you talk about your future together. I think IKEA trips are pretty much assumed when you get married.

Wedding photos

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How about every photo ever? This is what happens whenever there's a photo taken of me, I swear. Share this with your +1 for this wedding season!