It's wedding season, folks, so you know what that means!
A lot of the same parties, over and over and over again.
If you attend a lot of weddings, you know exactly what goes down at these shindigs.You know that no matter how fun it is, it's also kind of a pain! So here are 19 wedding tweets to get you through this brutal wedding season.
via: TwitterWhen you're telling your bridal party or groomsmen what to wear, be specific! I can't stress this enough.
via: TwitterFinding the perfect venue for your big day is really hard. Then, things like this happen, and you think you'll never find the right place.
via: TwitterHonestly, this is more romantic than almost any other wedding vows I've ever heard. If someone lets you have one of their fries, you know that love is forever.
via: TwitterThis is a good start. Now scratch that and start again. The next one is perfectly punny.
via: TwitterGet it?! The cake was in tiers!
Nacho cheese fountain
via: TwitterNow I really want a nacho cheese fountain at my wedding. Like, for real. Like, I'm going to google it right now and see if I can make it happen.
Fairy tale wedding
via: TwitterIt could also be a fairy tale wedding if you wear a red-hooded dress and get eaten by a wolf, but I think we're talking about a different sort of fairy tale.
via: TwitterThe perfect wedding would be one that has phone charging stations around the entire venue. You need something to look at during the ceremony.
via: TwitterHonestly, before I can tell you if I can come to your wedding, you need to tell me that there is WiFi and an open bar. Those are the two criteria. The next one is pretty hilarious.
via: TwitterNo one knew where they were supposed to sit, but John really killed it on the dance floor.
via: Twitter"Man and wife" or "husband and wife" are so old-fashioned. "It us" is so 2018. I'm here for it.
via: TwitterThe problem is that some of them might show up, and then what will you do? This is a risk I'm not willing to take.
via: TwitterI do not think this will ruin the wedding. In fact, I think it will enhance it very much.
via: TwitterLook, I love a good rustic wedding, but the Pinterest people are taking it too far. Get those trees off my plate, people! The next one is something I would definitely do.
via: Twitter"Oh, shoot! He couldn't make it. I guess I'll have the steak AND the fish!"
via: TwitterPlease just use a normal font on your wedding invitations. I want to know when to show up.
Toast gone wrong
via: TwitterI don't see this ending well, but I would love to be in the audience for this toast. Every wedding needs a dose of drama.
Those vows, though
via: TwitterAgain, be specific when you talk about your future together. I think IKEA trips are pretty much assumed when you get married.
via: TwitterHow about every photo ever? This is what happens whenever there's a photo taken of me, I swear. Share this with your +1 for this wedding season!