Twitter is great if you need a laugh!
But some jokes on that website toe the line between decent and...well, totally offensive.
You will laugh at these tweets, that's for sure.But afterward, you might feel bad about it. A little bit. Un poquito guilty, if you will.
Inflatable air guys
via: TwitterOh no. We've been laughing in their faces this whole time. Just what we needed these days...more bad news.
via: TwitterNo joke that would be the most terrifying thing in the world. This is why you always sit in the way back for funerals.
via: TwitterThis is so wrong. Everyone knows that when you're throwing babies into cribs, you need to aim for a swish. Nothing off the backboard.
via: TwitterGet it? Because it's white? The next one might depress you if you're single.
via: TwitterThat website Plenty of Fish?! It totally lied!
via: TwitterOh man, an accidental cremation would probably not do much to repair the relationship that put his son in therapy to begin with.
via: TwitterSee, here's the thing: You can't decide to not have kids after you have them. It doesn't quite work like that.
Lee Harvey Oswald
via: TwitterListen, imposter syndrome is real. And it is irrational.
via: TwitterYes, if I were a kid, I would freak out and hate this, but as a future parent, I'm totally stealing this move. The next one is also for the parents in the crowd.
via: TwitterDarn. Mom thought she found a loophole in the laws of the land. Alas, I guess you have to take care of your own crying baby on a plane.
The thing about owls
via: TwitterWell, this tweet didn't end how we expected it to. (No owls were harmed in the making of this tweet.)
via: TwitterSome of us cry while chopping onions for very personal reasons. This just goes to show you that you never know what a person has been through.
via: TwitterGet it? Because parrots, well, parrot your words? Hilarious.
via: TwitterThis is so true, and it's also true that no one unpacks their luggage immediately. You do the math. The next one is truly hilariously cruel.
via: TwitterHow many parents have had a perverse fantasy of just leaving when their kid was running around like a maniac?
via: TwitterThis woman knows what's up. Pineapple on pizza is an atrocity, and you should be banished from Earth if you approve of it. Sincerely, A New Yorker
Your captain today
via: TwitterHey, if he's doing the AA thing, that does mean, presumably, that he's not drinking anymore. But then again, if he's announcing it over the speakers...
via: TwitterLook, when you need to know, you need to know. Tweets sometimes just come to you. What are you going to do, not send them right away?
via: TwitterThis is so true. If you try to absorb your twin into your body after you've both been born into separate bodies, it's not going to end well for either of you. Share this with someone who could use a laugh!