19 Tweets That Are So Funny But Also a Little Offensive

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Twitter is great if you need a laugh!

But some jokes on that website toe the line between decent and…well, totally offensive.

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You will laugh at these tweets, that’s for sure.

But afterward, you might feel bad about it. A little bit. Un poquito guilty, if you will.

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Inflatable air guys

  via Twitter  

Oh no. We’ve been laughing in their faces this whole time. Just what we needed these days…more bad news.

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Funeral surprise

  via Twitter  

No joke that would be the most terrifying thing in the world. This is why you always sit in the way back for funerals.

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Sink it

  via Twitter  

This is so wrong. Everyone knows that when you’re throwing babies into cribs, you need to aim for a swish. Nothing off the backboard.

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White alligators

  via Twitter  

Get it? Because it’s white? The next one might depress you if you’re single.

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Fish

  via Twitter  

That website Plenty of Fish?! It totally lied!

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So sorry

  via Twitter  

Oh man, an accidental cremation would probably not do much to repair the relationship that put his son in therapy to begin with.

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Kids

  via Twitter  

See, here’s the thing: You can’t decide to not have kids after you have them. It doesn’t quite work like that.

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Lee Harvey Oswald

  via Twitter  

Listen, imposter syndrome is real. And it is irrational.

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Goodnight kids

  via Twitter  

Yes, if I were a kid, I would freak out and hate this, but as a future parent, I’m totally stealing this move. The next one is also for the parents in the crowd.

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Switching seats

  via Twitter  

Darn. Mom thought she found a loophole in the laws of the land. Alas, I guess you have to take care of your own crying baby on a plane.

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The thing about owls

  via Twitter  

Well, this tweet didn’t end how we expected it to. (No owls were harmed in the making of this tweet.)

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Jeff Onions

  via Twitter  

Some of us cry while chopping onions for very personal reasons. This just goes to show you that you never know what a person has been through.

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Parrot death

  via Twitter  

Get it? Because parrots, well, parrot your words? Hilarious.

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Luggage

  via Twitter  

This is so true, and it’s also true that no one unpacks their luggage immediately. You do the math. The next one is truly hilariously cruel.

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Goodbye

  via Twitter  

How many parents have had a perverse fantasy of just leaving when their kid was running around like a maniac?

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Spitting truth

  via Twitter  

This woman knows what’s up. Pineapple on pizza is an atrocity, and you should be banished from Earth if you approve of it. Sincerely, A New Yorker

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Your captain today

  via Twitter  

Hey, if he’s doing the AA thing, that does mean, presumably, that he’s not drinking anymore. But then again, if he’s announcing it over the speakers…

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Wi-Fi password

  via Twitter  

Look, when you need to know, you need to know. Tweets sometimes just come to you. What are you going to do, not send them right away?

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Twins

  via Twitter  

This is so true. If you try to absorb your twin into your body after you’ve both been born into separate bodies, it’s not going to end well for either of you. Share this with someone who could use a laugh!

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