Let’s cut through the crap.

Valentine’s Day is pretty much a holiday dedicated to pressuring couples into buying cards and gifts to display their affection, while single people have to defend the fact that they’re perfectly fine being alone, thankyouverymuch.

If you’re into romantic gestures, that’s sweet and this doesn’t apply to you. But if you’re not into spending a small fortune for a card filled with eloquent words written by someone else to express a sentiment you would never actually say in person, then this is for you — cards that are honest and sometimes include wine, coffee, and bacon.